| Just me and my little man, eating lunch at the Panera! | |
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Mar 29, 2018 02:12
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When my little man has his first date, he'll know how to treat a lady, because of our lunches at Panera.
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Mar 29, 2018 02:12
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your av would say that panera is the opiate of the bourgeoisie
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Mar 29, 2018 05:06
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what soup did you go with? what about little man? he a soup guy? |
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Mar 29, 2018 05:09
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Cda: Yes I'll have the Turkey Sandwich Cda's little man: I'll have the Roasted Turkey & Avacado BLT Cda: oh you 
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Mar 29, 2018 05:32
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server: would you like a puzzle placemat and some crayons for your son? cda: excuse me he is a little MAN, bring him a car magazine and some cigarettes |
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Mar 29, 2018 05:48
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Manifisto posted:server: would you like a puzzle placemat and some crayons for your son? |
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Mar 29, 2018 11:56
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Manifisto posted:server: would you like a puzzle placemat and some crayons for your son? |
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Mar 29, 2018 12:41
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Manifisto posted:cda: excuse me he is a little MAN, bring him a car magazine and some cigarettes ...and make them little |
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Mar 29, 2018 13:01
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Server: so one hotdog, and a Budweiser... *Turns to son* and what will you have today little mister? I bet you'd like chicken fingers? I bet you would! Son: *crooks eyebrow* how painfully pedestrian. I'll of course have nothing of the sort. This lunch, i shall dine on the duck confit, off menu I know but I'll accept nothing less, and I'm assuming from your wine list you have all of yours are in boxes, so I'll be having the chateau latour I've brought with me in my leather messenger bag. Now away with you. cda: *wiping tears of pride away from his eyes* that's my little man. |
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Mar 29, 2018 13:03
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| by the time this lunch is over my little man will know all about how to treat a woman and drive a car | |
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Mar 29, 2018 13:07
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When in Spain, the little man responds only to "Hombrecito"
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Mar 29, 2018 14:22
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Waitress: What'll ya have! Me: I'd like a double cheese burger with bacon, some fries and a Coke please! Waitress: And for you, little boy? Me: *wincing* here we go Little Man: Boy? BOY? I got a yard of dick, a bucket of balls and enough hair on my rear end to weave a Persian rug! Who the gently caress are you calling a boy? Waitress: I uh, I'm... Little Man: You ever see a boy put a rubber on with a crow bar? Waitress: No, I'm so sorry, I had no idea... Little Man: You see a BOY you get on your knees and blow him up into a MAN! Me: That's enough, Little Man. Little Man: Yes dad. Gimmee a junior burger with a milkshake! Waitress: Screw this, I quit! Me: See what you did again? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 29, 2018 15:23
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Waitress better not bring out a little paper cup and curly straw for my little man's chocolate milk. Don't want to have to belittle the waitress in front of my little man- not if he's going to treat a lady right on his first date, of which he learns from our Panera Bread lunch. |
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Mar 29, 2018 15:46
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Little man: ***crying*** Waitress: Did you get a booboo? CDA: i’d Say yes. His prostate is the size of a cantaloupe, he can’t kick his two-pack a day habit, and his hemorrhoid is flaring up again. Bring him one of those booster seats with the inflatable cushion for his rear end-berry and a tall glass of chocolate milk.
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Mar 29, 2018 17:22
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*See little mens in the wild treating women with disrespect while driving their cars erratically* Me: smh, if only those little men had had lunch at Panera Breads none of this would be happening.
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Mar 29, 2018 19:10
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Koishi Komeiji posted:*See little mens in the wild treating women with disrespect while driving their cars erratically* ah the state of naturw.... hobbes was right that without lunches at panera life around little men would be nasty and brutish |
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Mar 29, 2018 20:54
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just want to say that the subject of this thread was a real thing that someone posted in my fb feed
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Mar 29, 2018 21:09
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I think everyone who knows at least a few people with children has seen that exact phrase posted unironically |
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Mar 29, 2018 21:11
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eat up, little man
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Mar 29, 2018 22:43
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| Little man, big eater | |
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Mar 29, 2018 22:54
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little man eats big portions but with little forks. I have all the time in the world for my little man tho
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Mar 30, 2018 04:21
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supping nuncheon with mine homunculus |
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Mar 30, 2018 04:28
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this I doth herald in ye visage-tome |
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Mar 30, 2018 04:39
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Grilling up some brats and burgs with the little man today! |
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Mar 30, 2018 05:58
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alnilam posted:ah the state of naturw.... hobbes was right that without lunches at panera life around little men would be nasty and brutish 
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Mar 30, 2018 06:02
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walk into the bar and pull my little man out of my coat pocket. bartender says, "I know this one. lemme guess, he plays piano?" I say "what do you think this is, some kind of joke?" |
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Mar 30, 2018 08:15
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canyoneer posted:walk into the bar and pull my little man out of my coat pocket. |
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Mar 30, 2018 14:26
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little man likes his chicken spicy |
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Mar 30, 2018 16:36
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lol @ all of these
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Mar 30, 2018 16:45
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practicing the harmonies to all the boyz ii men hits, so my little man knows how to treat a lady |
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Mar 30, 2018 18:41
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I went out to lunch just the other day, We ordered our food in the usual way. I got mine first and I have to say, The food I got well, it was ok. Then he began talking as I started to chew, "I'm gonna be just like you, dad!" Little Man will be just like you! "I'm gonna order a massive sundae With a giant spoon, Gonna get myself some brainfreeze, Until I feel myself swoon! Gonna order me a burger, Wolf it down and then- You can get the check again dad. You know you can pay the bill, then!" Little Man got arrested just the other day He said, thanks for the bail, dad, i'll pay you back some way "Wanna go out for lunch?" he said not today He had no appetite I said that's okay And he walked away, but my smile never dimmed I said, I'm gonna be like him, yeah You know I'm gonna be like him And that's when I started on a life of crime Little Man out of jail after doing time We'll be on probation Until who knows when? But we'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 30, 2018 20:40
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Splatmaster posted:I went out to lunch just the other day, |
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Mar 30, 2018 21:10
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Splatmaster posted:I went out to lunch just the other day, |
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Mar 30, 2018 21:29
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Splatmaster posted:I went out to lunch just the other day, |
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Mar 30, 2018 21:36
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Splatmaster posted:I went out to lunch just the other day, ---------------- |
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Mar 31, 2018 01:03
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cda posted:by the time this lunch is over my little man will know all about how to treat a woman and drive a car
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Mar 31, 2018 02:34
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blaise rascal posted:sitting around the computer with the little man, teaching him how to post on the somethingawful forums I look to him, surprised. He tentatively grabs the mouse, clicks "reply," and types the words, "OMG this. A thousand times this." A tear wells up in my eye. That's my little man.
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Mar 31, 2018 02:43
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blaise rascal posted:"Dad... can I try?" Lol |
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Mar 31, 2018 03:52
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"But shouldn't there be a men's rights movement also? Though I am just a little man, I sometimes want to go my own way" "Little man, we're leaving at once. The myriad possibilities of this Jason's deli salad bar have brought the little confusions back to the surface."
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Apr 2, 2018 00:42
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