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Here are some recipes for a smurf time. Smurfberry and haggis kimchi: Take one pound of haggis and one pound of smurfberries with two pounds of cabbage and spices. Let them ferment together over 24 to 48 hours, chop up, and refrigerate. Then "enjoy" Smurfberry and horn sandwiches: Simply take one horn from a bull, cover it in smurfberries, and then place one slice of bread underneath and one slice of bread over it. Press down and "enjoy" Smurfberry and sprite stew: Simmer one pound of smurfberries in a large pot of sprite soda and serve with a spoon. |
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4 ingredient smurphberry dutch oven cobbler. ingredients: vanilla cake mix 1/2 box 1/2 lb frozen smurphberry butter sprite directions put butter and frozen smurphberry into dutch oven mix cake batter with sprite until it’s the consistency of pancake batter glob batter into smurphberry get 30 briquettes red hot, place 20 on top of Dutch oven and 10 below bake for 45 min or so to serve scoop out cobbler and throw it into a county fairs piss trough. add vanilla ice cream to taste bone ape a teet |
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Mar 29, 2018 05:02
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Smurfberry "poo poo'n'blood" surprise: Take any amount of smurfberries. Apply poo poo and blood to them. Mix thoroughly. Serve and "enjoy" ---------------- |
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Mar 29, 2018 16:48
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Cranky Smurf: Crush 2 ounces of smurfberries into a fine blue powder Add 5 tbls. Scarface© brand bath salts Serve as rails on a mirror, garnish with angel dust, gives 4-5 people a sorta angry yelling at god while naked and eating your friends face high that lasts about 3 hours.
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Mar 29, 2018 19:28
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smurfberries, mayonnaise, cilantro, and jellyfish stingers seriously . . . mayo? |
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Mar 29, 2018 19:37
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Smurfberry deluxe casserole Ingredients: Smurfberries Cantaloupe Shark meat Pigeon meat English ivy Stale bread Milk Molasses Line tray with stale bread. Put smurfberries in tray with shark meat, cantaloupe, pigeon meat, and English ivy. Add milk and molasses and mix thoroughly for several minutes. Put in oven and heat at 400 degrees F for one hour. Take out and "enjoy" ---------------- |
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Mar 30, 2018 00:34
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Fun-dip™ Smoked Salmon Smurfberries Coat the smoked salmon in fun dip, garnish with smurfberries |
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Mar 30, 2018 05:17
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Cranky Smurf: Is this vegan |
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Mar 30, 2018 05:18
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Smurfberry Surprise: 1 large bowl blueberries 1-2 Smurfs Salt and pepper to taste White wine Locate, kill and dress 1-2 Smurfs. Be sure to clean them thoroughly or they will be too sweet to be edible. Marinate in crushed blueberries and white wine for 4-6 hours. Grill and salt and pepper to taste. Enjoy!
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Mar 30, 2018 06:12
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Smurfberries Roulette 6 Smurfberries 1 Six-shot revolver Load each chamber with a smurfberry, and "enjoy," dirtbag! Chef Smurf from Smurf Village, PA writes: I love preparing this meal with my fellow POWs, though I've chosen to reduce the number of smurfberries to three to allow for better dramatic tension in our award-winning war drama
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Mar 30, 2018 13:03
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Smurfberry "cake" Simply scatter smurfberries over a urinal cake and serve with a butcher knife to "enjoy" ---------------- |
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Mar 31, 2018 00:25
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Mar 31, 2018 04:06
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Is this vegan Depends on who your friends are.
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Apr 1, 2018 03:56
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Smurfberry half-shell supper Ingredients: Smurfberries Half of a Shell™ credit card Sprite Frying pan Stove Directions: Turn on stove to highest heat setting. Pour entire can of sprite into frying pan. Then put in half of a Shell™ credit card in the pan with a handful of smurfberries. Stir and mix about for three minutes. Serve on a plate and "enjoy" with a butterknife. ---------------- |
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