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When your grand kids start talking about space art always remind them that the first one was a dick drawn in the dirt on mars.
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Apr 21, 2018 19:27
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i doubted you but google shows me what is clearly a dick drawn in mars dirt so i apologize for my doubts
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Apr 21, 2018 19:46
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FluffieDuckie posted:i doubted you but google shows me what is clearly a dick drawn in mars dirt so i apologize for my doubts I'm glad I could help. Yet not as glad as I am that the first piece of art humanity has made in it's entire history not on earth, was a dick drawn in the martian dirt. ---------------- |
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Apr 21, 2018 19:54
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Things the united states has done first: Getting a guy to plant a flag on the moon, this means we own it for some reason. Getting a robot to draw a dick on mars, I feel like this also means we own it. ---------------- |
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Apr 21, 2018 21:39
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dicks in the red dirt saying we were here and we didn't care ---------------- |
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Apr 21, 2018 22:46
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In a million years, after we all die on this ball of dirt the only things left of humanity will be whatever is on the moon, two robots, and a drawing of a dick.
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Apr 22, 2018 01:02
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i mean where do we even go from here? mission accomplished humanity
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Apr 22, 2018 01:42
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drilldo squirt posted:In a million years, after we all die on this ball of dirt the only things left of humanity will be whatever is on the moon, two robots, and a drawing of a dick. i mean really that's basically the best that we could do, humans are actually kinda bad mostly
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Apr 22, 2018 01:49
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wait wait wait could we get it to do it again, but facing the opposite direction so like they're sword fighting that would be the pinnacle of human controlled robotic achievement
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Apr 22, 2018 01:50
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Realistically, someone must of drawn a dick on the moon with those big gloves of theirs. |
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Apr 22, 2018 03:30
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i wonder how many men jacked off on the surface of the moon e: wikipedia says 12? wow well done humanity hot cocoa on the couch fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Apr 22, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Apr 22, 2018 12:54
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hamjobs posted:i mean really that's basically the best that we could do, humans are actually kinda bad mostly I dunno, that makes me kinda happy if that's the worst we can do 
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Apr 22, 2018 19:30
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Between this and the Pioneer plaque humankind's sum message to the cold, uncaring universe has basically been, "I showed u my dick, pls respond" |
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Apr 22, 2018 22:57
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Aliens will never get dick jokes, and I weep for them.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:54
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drilldo squirt posted:In a million years, after we all die on this ball of dirt the only things left of humanity will be whatever is on the moon, two robots, and a drawing of a dick. In a million years, humanity could evolve into some little monkey-rat species, driven by honed instincts. And one of those honed instincts, in that millennium squared breadth of time, is that we will make dicks. Not just little scrawls in the dirt or mud dabs on walls. No, we will devote at least 10% of time as a future species towards making massive earth mound formations of dicks, laying across the surface of the planet, leaning and crawling up mountains, and even occasionally thrusting straight up into the air. They will be our new ziggurats, our new pyramids, our new skyscrapers. It will be the best future for humanity, and the most deserved one. drilldo squirt posted:Aliens will never get dick jokes, and I weep for them. Nah, aliens do get them. It's just that, from their perspective, it's funny (in a mean way, like making fun of someone with a disability or physical deformity) because only about half of our species has a dick, and then only one. ---------------- |
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Apr 23, 2018 01:57
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The trails are probably gone by now, actually. Mars does have a significant (if tenuous compared to the earth's) atmosphere and can have very fast moving winds in storms. It displaces a lot of dust. It's not like the moon where a slight disturbance could stay untouched for an absurd amount of time. |
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Apr 23, 2018 08:49
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Kthulhu5000 posted:In a million years, humanity could evolve into some little monkey-rat species, driven by honed instincts. And one of those honed instincts, in that millennium squared breadth of time, is that we will make dicks. Not just little scrawls in the dirt or mud dabs on walls. It's beautiful. ---------------- |
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Apr 23, 2018 08:54
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it is my hope that one day mankind can set aside their differences and use the remaining 15000 nuclear bombs to draw a very large dick on the moon |
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Apr 23, 2018 11:15
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joke_explainer posted:The trails are probably gone by now, actually. Mars does have a significant (if tenuous compared to the earth's) atmosphere and can have very fast moving winds in storms. It displaces a lot of dust. It's not like the moon where a slight disturbance could stay untouched for an absurd amount of time. Can’t we just crank up the rover again and redraw it?
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Apr 23, 2018 22:24
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joke_explainer posted:The trails are probably gone by now, actually. Mars does have a significant (if tenuous compared to the earth's) atmosphere and can have very fast moving winds in storms. It displaces a lot of dust. It's not like the moon where a slight disturbance could stay untouched for an absurd amount of time. All we are is dicks in the wind....
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Apr 24, 2018 00:02
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In the grim darkness ten years hence, one of those Silicon Valley AI projects will go haywire and decide its reason for existing is to draw dicks all over the entire face of humanity. Which isn't the worst thing it could do, except for the fact that its robot troopers will use high-powered lasers and plasma torches to do it.
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Apr 24, 2018 00:19
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Koishi Komeiji posted:All we are is dicks in the wind.... It's performance art, as all dicks fade. ---------------- |
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Apr 24, 2018 00:58
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Mars may no longer have mankinds' penis on it but we put it there, and no one can take that from us.
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Apr 24, 2018 00:59
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Future alien archaeologist: Another crude drawing of a dick! Dicks, dicks, all over the solar system! Did these creatures care about nothing else? Other alien archaeologist: They ascribed some special significance to the seventh planet, but we're still working on translating the writings. Perhaps that will reveal some greater depth of thought. |
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Apr 25, 2018 00:58
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Mars Rover Dick in the Martian Dirt, 2013 |
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