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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
As opposed to all those people who are good with names

Everyone is always saying "I'm good with names", and it's like, stop rubbing it in my face dude!

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Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
i'm good with names

i'm gay whats your name

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:

i'm good with names

i'm *fweeeeee* whats your name

bob

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I can only remember internet handles

*raises glass to OMGTEHL337M4573R, Pussy_Weed_Pizza, and Uncut6'9Daddy

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I used to think I was bad with names and faces and it turned out i did better than 86%/80% of the population on the tests, so it's just what i'm worst at, not what i'm bad at.

e; what i'm bad at is making it look like i was scratching myself when i was doing something much better

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Apr 29, 2018

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


I too am bad with names friend

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I met some people at poker recently and told them I am not great with names.

One of the guys was all "but you keep saying everyone's name".

Yes. Why would I do that I wonder?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
"Hey there....guy...um...with the face. Yeah, face guy! How's it goin' facey!?"

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
It's just something people say to try to excuse themselves for not giving a poo poo about other people.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Marlboro for Cats posted:

It's just something people say to try to excuse themselves for not giving a poo poo about other people.

Well la de da Mr. High-and-Mighty look at me I care about other human beings.

Way to make us all feel bad about our meaningless sociopathic lives, rear end in a top hat. :mad:

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
At work, I skirt this issue by not caring what anyone's name is until they've been there for a month or 6 weeks.

Pretty girls are the obvious exception, though I wish I weren't so biased about it.

client
Aug 19, 2010

start wearing a leather jacket and refer to everyone as "chief" or "broad"

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Statistically speaking the median name is probably something like ‘han’ that is ethnically ambiguous so if you just go with that youll be fine there now you are good with names hypothetical person OP is talking about

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

client posted:

start wearing a leather jacket and refer to everyone as "chief" or "broad"

Unfortunately I am not good with genders either

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Just call everyone Pal

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Sponge Baathist posted:

Just call everyone Pal

Every woman who I don't know their name is Liz. It's accurate a lot of the time.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
I really dislike music. Too many people like music. All my friends hate it though.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

hy min ame is pol

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I forget the names of people I've worked with for ten years.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'm good with names, I make millions of names a year on the name market

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm good with cocks

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
I find it helps to repeat the name when it's told to you. It helps your brain recall the memory more easily.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
just call everyone op, op

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

I'm good with cocks

Just like your mother.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i'm really good with names until the point where i have precisely 2 beers and then i'm god awful with names

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Koyaanisgoatse posted:

i'm really good with names until the point where i have precisely 2 beers and then i'm god awful with names

And at 2.01?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I hate names

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

...and the pitch! posted:

Just like your mother.

well duh, who do you think I got it from?

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