Salt lick! For humans!

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LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Be like a horse!

YOU get to lick the salt.

YOU ARE the horse!

# ? May 19, 2018 17:32

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# ? May 21, 2024 21:16

vanisher

So get this, you know how to do tequila shots? Imagine that without the tequila or the lime. That's what we are trying to capture.

# ? May 19, 2018 17:44

Manifisto

*to venture capitalists* okay picture this, it's the starbucks of licking salt

[venture capitalists start writing checks as soon as they hear "starbucks"]

# ? May 19, 2018 17:47

vanisher

Look, hand crafted salt licks served by a Lickista in a trendy 3rd space environment was a great idea, but I think the branding caused some confusion.

# ? May 19, 2018 18:00

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

Look, hand crafted salt licks served by a Lickista in a trendy 3rd space environment was a great idea, but I think the branding caused some confusion.

but on a positive note, their sodium-free LickAlikes were actually--well no, they were disgusting, but they were gluten-free

# ? May 19, 2018 18:18

Manifisto

the impossible salt lick

# ? May 19, 2018 18:20

Manifisto

# ? May 19, 2018 19:12

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Salt Lick JAWBREAKERS

get them while they�re salt-
tyyyy

# ? May 19, 2018 19:13

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

We already have a balls thread.

# ? May 19, 2018 19:43

Manifisto

pls ban op for using wrong thread tag, tyvm

# ? May 19, 2018 19:45

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

yeah lick that salt you filthy bish

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# ? May 19, 2018 21:54

cda: by Hand Knit

One A Day Men's Salt Lick

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# ? May 19, 2018 22:06

cda: by Hand Knit

This lick, infused with the minerals every man needs to start his day, is chock full of biometals and potassium. But don't worry. The primary ingredient is, and always will be, salt. That's our guarantee.

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# ? May 19, 2018 22:08

Manifisto

the adult version of a fun dip / lik-m-aid

you've got two batons of rock salt and three dipping pouches: fleur de sel, pink himalayan, and mesqite smoked sea salt

# ? May 19, 2018 22:28

Robot Made of Meat

We haven't seen Salmiakki in a while. I hope she weighs in on this vital topic.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? May 19, 2018 23:23

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

It's salt... But connected with Bluetooth to your smart home so you know when you need to continue locking the block. SaltE. For home. By Amazon.

# ? May 20, 2018 02:37

super sweet best pal

Sounds tasty, I'm in.

# ? May 20, 2018 07:20

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

I;m thinking about thos licks

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# ? May 20, 2018 12:41

Robot Made of Meat

Plus, it contains Sodium . . . Something my body needs anyway!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? May 21, 2018 03:49

City of Glompton

a Fun Dip except the lik-a-stix is a piece of beef jerky, and the flavor packets are doritos chip seasoning powders

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? May 21, 2018 05:08

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

sunflower seeds: oops, all shell!

# ? May 21, 2018 06:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Fun Dip, now in Maruchan Chicken, Beef and Chili-Lime Shrimp flavors

# ? May 21, 2018 07:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

the silk road of salt licks

# ? May 21, 2018 07:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

airbnb but for salt licks

# ? May 21, 2018 07:01

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

hamjobs posted:

airbnb but for salt licks

tinder but for salt licks

# ? May 21, 2018 07:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Olive! posted:

tinder but for salt licks

grindr but for salt licks :swoon:

# ? May 21, 2018 07:47

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

fetlife but for salt licks

# ? May 21, 2018 08:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

eharmony.com but for salt licks

find your ideal match and get a happy ending today

# ? May 21, 2018 08:24

Manifisto

edible underwear but it's a crust of hardened salt, like the kind you use to bake food in

# ? May 21, 2018 17:42

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Olive! posted:

sunflower seeds: oops, all shell!

sunflower seeds: just the salt!

# ? May 21, 2018 21:00

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

lots of arousing things itt

# ? May 21, 2018 23:19

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

lmbo calrissian posted:

lots of arousing things itt

saltlick ballgag

# ? May 21, 2018 23:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Olive! posted:

saltlick ballgag

Pink Himalayan salt ball dipped in manuka honey for organic chemical* free kink

*NaCl+++

# ? May 22, 2018 00:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

this pretty much just describes finnish candies though

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# ? May 23, 2018 10:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

perkele

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# ? May 23, 2018 10:46

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

this pretty much just describes finnish candies though

i think you're mistaken those are clearly volcanic rocks

# ? May 23, 2018 11:46

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Nosfereefer posted:

this pretty much just describes finnish candies though

okay everyone, i�m moving to Finland

*quickly packs bare essentials and books flight without considering they could have been ordered on Amazon*

# ? May 23, 2018 13:31

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# ? May 21, 2024 21:16

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Salt licks are like xboxs for livestock.

# ? May 26, 2018 09:09

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