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in thhe year 2048, programming will be very different: - computer mouse will be your hand instead of in ur hand. u slide ur palm on the table to move the screen around - three button mouse! (🖖🏾) first windows (🖨) invented 2 button and then apple (🍎) invented one button. really excited to hear who invents three button! cant wait to use third button!! wow! cant believe what amazing stuff is gonna happen what changes do u envision for the future of prgramming??!?? !
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sex robot APIs are gonna be really bad for awhile.
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Jun 1, 2018 18:47
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put on your google glass v4 and play pipemania to connect to servers
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Jun 1, 2018 19:36
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in 2048, the computer will program you!
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Jun 1, 2018 19:46
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Jun 1, 2018 19:53
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Seat Safety Switch posted:sex robot APIs are gonna be really bad for awhile. they use react 
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Jun 1, 2018 21:04
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computer will rule all, humans dead computer will program computer
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Jun 2, 2018 00:21
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Poopernickel posted:computer will rule all, humans dead frankly i'm on board with this result
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Jun 2, 2018 00:22
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In the year 2048, you wont need a desk to put computer — computer will float in the air wherever u want to program, and optimize ergonomic height and positioning
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Jun 2, 2018 14:53
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in 2048 computer will be a 4x4 grid. you program it by sliding tiles to add them togteher and make computer numbers.
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Jun 6, 2018 14:19
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european and north american computers will argue about whether it's the year 11111111111100 or 00111111111111 libertarian computer will smugly insist it's the year 800 but nobody will listen to it
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Jun 6, 2018 14:29
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in 2048, programmers simply ask the computer to make whatever cool thing, and it does that beyond anyone's expectations
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Jun 6, 2018 15:53
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lol if you think human life still exists in 2048
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Jun 6, 2018 16:14
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in 2048 you program by speaking "computer write me a program that does this:"
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Jun 6, 2018 17:10
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siri assign integer five to x
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Jun 6, 2018 17:52
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in 20765 you still have to do the same dumb poo poo
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Jun 7, 2018 03:49
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programmers will still suck and there will be so many security flaws CVE will need to add 3 more digits
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in 2048 the java version will be 34 but otherwise no major changes
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Jun 7, 2018 04:39
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swift on the server
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Jun 7, 2018 04:45
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all software is compiled to javascript, even javascript which is now called scripting.js and purports to be an easy framework for managing all the applescripts that comprise most major projects. in actuality it is just another infection vector into your software for the now globe-spanning and ever-present google mind which rules the globe with an iron but fair fist, so long as you meet your ad quota for the day it is almost paradise also the python community will just start to agree that most projects should be written in python 3 now
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the year is 2048. god emperor trudeau has decreed all developers must be chemically castrated before returning to work, ushering in a centuries long golden age of peace and prosperity
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