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EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas


What in holy hell is this?

This is the best picture I could get of a scaly pattern on my left index finger. There's three rows of these 'scales' running down the entire length of the nail. I don't have it on any other finger.

They're barely visible, hence they've been growing at least for however long it takes a nail to grow without me noticing. I can only see them if I catch a bright light at the right angle.

The closest thing I can find to it is the very last picture here (do not click if you're grossed out by horrid nail conditions!), 'longitudinal grooves', except mine are far less pronounced look far more of a regular pattern.

Am I .6% merman?

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Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?
Gross.

Me too.

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO
Your cuticle doesn't look messed with because that was going to be my first choice. I'm a girl so if I don't hide them, sometimes I get comments on my weird thumbnails with lines in them, but my cuticles are all ruined (by me) :gross:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Causes of ridged fingernails, in order of likelihood: No particular reason, aging, rheumatoid arthritis, anemia, thyroid issues.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I'm afraid that can only be caused by excessive masturbation, OP.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

I'm afraid that can only be caused by excessive masturbation, OP.

Nonsense! Every first year medical student knows that you can't get merman nail from masturbating unless you're doing it to extremely gross octogenarian scat porn.

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