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You guys are going to love this place. They have donuts that are like those tiny chocolate donuts you get in vending machines but the size of sleeping bags. If you order your steak rare, they introduce you to the cow. Everything is free except the drinks. They pay you to drink. And dab. And they have Vimto. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:08
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I love that this bean bag chair is also a hammock. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:14
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They have all the flavours of vape juice, but weed instead of nicotine. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:16
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this place has that toy you desperately longed for as a child. as soon as you lay your hands on it, you run into that guy todd, who you haven't seen for thirty years, who used to be really mean to you, and he suddenly wants to be your friend and he's as cool as he used to be, maybe even cooler. he's very impressed that you have the toy, like you're both adults so it's a nostalgia thing but you can tell that because you have the toy you are cool too. as you always suspected. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:22
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By the bathroom is a pinball machine of the movie Jumanji that is legit Jumanjified. Robin Williams didn't die he's just trapped inside. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:25
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this place has objective proof that that the anonymous comments you've been leaving on news articles have sown doubt in the hearts of those who disagreed with you and inspired important people to do the amazing things you've been reading about |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:28
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They have huge bins of all the coolest Lego parts and if you build something you like you can just take it. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:29
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Manifisto posted:this place has objective proof that that the anonymous comments you've been leaving on news articles have sown doubt in the hearts of those who disagreed with you and inspired important people to do the amazing things you've been reading about lol |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:29
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this place requires people who don't like cilantro to eat cilantro-containing foods until they acknowledge that it is in fact good |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:30
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it's always saturday here, and you always have the day off. i don't know how they do it either, but who am i to question. also cilantro suddenly...tastes good?
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Jun 12, 2018 06:31
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This place also has doors that lead to the worlds of all your favorite books, movies, and video games so you can wander around in them and be a hero or whatever you like. Its totally cool and everything you imagined and definitely not a massive let-down
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Jun 12, 2018 06:34
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this place serves steak that is actually better for the environment than eating vegetables. also you're doing the cow a favor by eating it, you're really helping it out of a jam. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:35
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this is where you wake up to when everyone from your dream is there saying how cool that shared dream just was
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Jun 12, 2018 06:36
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this place has laws that every clothing store must carry every size of every item of clothing they sell. they must have it in stock or they will be immediately executed. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:41
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There's the jukebox from area 51! They salvaged it from one of the captured freight saucers, 550 red clay records, all the greatest hits. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:43
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There's a nacho bar with a long bank of toaster ovens. There's a burrito artist here who can perfectly wrap your burriot no matter how much stuff you put in it. |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:46
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go ahead, eat the garlic bread, hell, eat a whole garlic clove! it doesn't matter, you'll always be minty fresh here |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:47
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Turns out all your favorite pets really did just go to the farm, which is here, where your favorite pets are, and they remember you and are totally stoked to see you
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Jun 12, 2018 06:48
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here the cars are all equipped with super powerful lasers that slice the landscape on either side as you go, just like you always imagined |
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Jun 12, 2018 06:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVrVY540xdc
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Jun 12, 2018 09:11
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This song plays when you walk in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4
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Jun 12, 2018 12:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJcJYKSk6Bg
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 12, 2018 13:27
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This place is the best. Not only does everybody know your name, they know your mother's maiden name, your social security number, the street you grew up on, your childhood pet, and the make and model of your first car. Righteous!
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Jun 12, 2018 14:07
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Jolo posted:This place is the best. Not only does everybody know your name, they know your mother's maiden name, your social security number, the street you grew up on, your childhood pet, and the make and model of your first car. Righteous! lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ
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Jun 12, 2018 15:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUyzLvuhbps
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Jun 12, 2018 15:16
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Jun 12, 2018 15:33
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Manifisto posted:here the cars are all equipped with super powerful lasers that slice the landscape on either side as you go, just like you always imagined finally!! |
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Jun 12, 2018 16:40
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Everything here is completely interactive, you don't have to walk around to the door, you just push on the wall and there's your destination! Anything you need is literally right there, where ever you reach- just shove the couch arm over a little bit and there's the stocked 'fridge, filled with whatever your favorite beverage is! The top of the coffee table flips over to reveal several rows of your favorite donuts. When you lift up the table leg not only does the table not fall over, but the leg is also now a coffee dispenser, and there's an empty mug in your hand being filled as you watch in wonder! |
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Jun 12, 2018 19:24
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alnilam posted:finally!! 
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Instead of branded tap handles all of the draft beer spouts are operated individually by someone who's personality matches the beer flavors. You just have a nice conversation and if you vibe with the person you are sure to "get" the particular beer |
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