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that perfume in a windex bottle got me thinking of some other cosmetic ideas... a lipstick that looks like a squiggle of multicolored toothpaste foundation that comes in a tiny paint bucket body glitter in a cupcake sprinkles container lipgloss where the sponge applicator looks like a tiny brain |
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guys, i need help thinking of more, or maybe photoshopping, can you help me?
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e: hmm on reflection I think a better idea would be to make liquid-activated makeup stored in a pad that looks like a cookie. you dunk it in milk and then apply, and as a bonus you have chocolate-scented milk that you should not under any circumstances drink.
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Jun 15, 2018 05:47
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aha!
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Jun 15, 2018 06:03
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I have it, yessssssss. Ahah I'm pumped !! ---------------- |
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Jun 15, 2018 06:04
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what is it give me the makeup
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Jun 15, 2018 06:05
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Ok, now that you're all dying g to know my huge idea and what us business mem call "frosty" it's me. "who"?" the guy kicking big flavor ideas into ya cranium, yherd son?
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Jun 15, 2018 06:07
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you're the weird makeup? amazing!
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Jun 15, 2018 06:12
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Wake up male up It is the revolution to end la revolution. You know it's true ladies, or if you're a big stinkin' man ask any girl no you talk to her I'm freaked out. Ask her "what's the coup d'etat of make up" and they'll say * "HElloo iam sherry  !..........! oh your question ummm putti g it on" EXACTLY SHERRY PUTTING IT ON. well with this those days are gone, murdered its,Make up...you...wake........up.....with!! ---------------- |
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Jun 15, 2018 06:16
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how about lip gloss that also does your taxes? that might sound weird, but think about it, it's also practical. |
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Jun 15, 2018 06:20
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poop thatcha rub on ya face but it works and its colored because of a pill that you ate
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Jun 15, 2018 06:21
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Stir fry, but when you hover your face over the pan to waft the aroma you get eye liner
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Jun 15, 2018 06:22
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antz™ all natural makeup. it's a box of ants that you pour onto your face and the ants apply makeup wherever it's needed. then the ants hide in your hair and maybe your ears so they can run out and reapply whenever necessary. |
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Jun 15, 2018 14:16
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A katana! That's right- you could carry around a katana to emphasize.. your EYES! -Color-coordinated katanas with leds that change color depending on your mood -A katana that dispenses lipstick in the pommel -A katana that changes your skin tone when you hold it in a two-handed grip up to your eyes so that the glow reflects off your face like one of those make-up mirrors that have the different shades that my mom had when I was a kid, you know- one of these  but it's a katana! |
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Jun 15, 2018 14:24
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Amateur Saboteur posted:Stir fry, but when you hover your face over the pan to waft the aroma you get eye liner Manifisto posted:antz™ all natural makeup. it's a box of ants that you pour onto your face and the ants apply makeup wherever it's needed. then the ants hide in your hair and maybe your ears so they can run out and reapply whenever necessary. Splatmaster posted:A katana! YES!!! to all of these
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Jun 15, 2018 14:50
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a coffee cup that applies lipstain when you sip
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Jun 15, 2018 14:54
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makeup for your tonsils and esophagus! trust me ladies, there's nothing that turns off a man more than when he sees your pale, pallid inner throat while you're french kissin' or whatever. use our patented Throat Tubes™ to give your back-of-the-mouth area the green, healthy glow it- no! YOU deserve! |
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Jun 15, 2018 15:03
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lol
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Jun 15, 2018 15:13
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I will stick with Antz however, they have the added eco-friendliness of being able to pop em in your mouth as a snack whenever you're hungry or tired of them those monkey pics tho 
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Jun 15, 2018 15:18
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eyeliner that doesnt need 3 years of practice to get right
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Jun 15, 2018 16:43
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treasure bear posted:eyeliner that doesnt need 3 years of practice to get right that's impossible
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Jun 15, 2018 16:50
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like those self-applying eyeshadow strips but for your full face also they make you smell slightly like tara reid after a weekend filming one of THOSE films for late-nite syfy
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Jun 15, 2018 16:51
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Jun 15, 2018 18:36
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a mascara that feels regret
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Jun 15, 2018 20:20
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lolol |
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Jun 15, 2018 20:43
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That makeup machine from The 5th Element where you hold it to your face, push a button, and *flash* it's instantly done perfectly, but now and for real!
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Twenty Four posted:That makeup machine from The 5th Element where you hold it to your face, push a button, and *flash* it's instantly done perfectly, but now and for real! There was one of those in Alien from L.A. too, I think.
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i wish there was one in my bathroom |
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