looking like a bad ass in my spray painted mask

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little munchkin

you can just look at me and know that i'm not someone you want to mess with, when i have my mask on

# ? Jun 17, 2018 03:39

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:56

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

even though i have to drink my beer through a straw i still feel the raw sexual power of my mask is worth it

# ? Jun 17, 2018 03:53

City of Glompton

it doesn't matter that i can't see real well when i'm walking, everyone moves out of my way because they're intimidated by my mask

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 17, 2018 04:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I am the mask in front of the man

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 04:09

Manifisto

I spray painted the mask because it was covered with hello kitty and I thought that might be less than intimidating. I really wanted to spray paint it black, but the closest I had was more of an aubergine. also the spray paint ran out halfway through, so the left half of the mask is still mostly hello kitty. still I think people can clearly tell what I was going for and will be very respectful of the aura of power I am giving off.

# ? Jun 17, 2018 04:20

little munchkin

i spray painted it black on one side and red on the other side

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# ? Jun 17, 2018 04:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i mean i could lift weights, work out, get swole but all i really need is my mask

# ? Jun 17, 2018 04:24

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The Emperor only looked nude without the mask

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 05:01

Manifisto

little munchkin posted:

you can just look at me and know that i'm not someone you want to mess with, when i have my mask on

you, sir, should unmask. we all have laid aside disguise but you.

# ? Jun 17, 2018 05:06

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

I like how the inside of my mask smells like peanut butter after lunch

You gotta eat good to stay badass

# ? Jun 17, 2018 10:54

FutonForensic

i spray painted the mask while i was wearing it. can't see poo poo through my painted eyes. chalk up another entry for the Whoopsies of Badasseses

# ? Jun 17, 2018 12:58

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

you, sir, should unmask. we all have laid aside disguise but you.

# ? Jun 17, 2018 13:32

alnilam

The sign on the bank says no masks or face coverings inside. I guess word of my badassness must be getting around. That's okay i have no need for banks

# ? Jun 17, 2018 13:33

Peg Sliderskew

Wait, so we weren't spraying the paint straight onto our faces like a more committed Adam Ant?

I might need to see a doctor.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Jun 18, 2018 19:53

Manifisto

update: while walking around town in my mask I came across someone else wearing a partly spray painted hello kitty mask. seeing it on someone else, my initial reaction was that it may not look quite as bad rear end as I'd hoped. however my new friend assures me that it really does look tough! he invited me to join his knitting circle, I'm thinking this may be a good way to meet other bad rear end guys and gals, maybe enough to start a gang?

# ? Jun 18, 2018 20:46

MockingQuantum

I was walking my mask around town too, but did not encounter any other mask badasses

however I did discover after about half a mile that the mask had fallen off the leash so perhaps they didn't want to engage with what they thought was a dirty not-mask-haver

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# ? Jun 18, 2018 20:51

take the moon: by sebmojo

at the masquerade ball *sweats nervously*

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# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:58

Farecoal: There he go

hockey jockey posted:

Wait, so we weren't spraying the paint straight onto our faces like a more committed Adam Ant?

I might need to see a doctor.

same

# ? Jun 19, 2018 22:16

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little munchkin posted:

i spray painted it black on one side and red on the other side

Congratulations, you have inadvertently recreated the mask of the powerful Lenape medicine god, Misingw. This means he has chosen your body as a vessel to accomplish his earthly deeds. You should be able to communicate with deer when you wear it. Good luck on your journey.

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# ? Jun 20, 2018 01:26

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

does this mask make my rear end look bad?

# ? Jun 20, 2018 01:51

Macnult

spray painting pa�s welding mask and pretending to be the infamous Blowtorch Tagger

# ? Jun 20, 2018 02:46

Duckbox

i accidentally spray painted the inside of my mask and now i need to wear it because my face is covered in paint

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:29

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I fit the green mask onto my face and look in the mirror. "Somebody stop me" I whisper.

As I walk out into the ballroom I think, "P A R T.. Y? Because I've gotta."

# ? Jun 22, 2018 03:37

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:56

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

I'm fainting a lot but I get real mad when people suggest taking off the mask

# ? Jun 22, 2018 03:38

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