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Applewhite

by vyelkin
Yo did you find out what it means when you have a rash on your balls that spells out the word “gay”?

Also any luck on finding a out where is the best place to buy DVDs of vomit porn?

Thanks for finding all this stuff out for me while my google has been on the fritz, by the way.

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Applewhite

by vyelkin
The next time you stop by reddit, could you ask them the best way to get a remote control out of your own colon? I don’t want to see a doctor about it.

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Applewhite

by vyelkin
Did you find out if there were any women who think it’s sexy when a guy’s dick is so crooked it points back on itself when erect?

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Manifisto


d-did you find out if becky wants to go to the prom with me? oh, oh I see, she somehow thought you were the one asking her to the prom? and now you're going together, huh? well. well, that is awkward. but I guess I can see how it might have happened, haha. darn it, there go my prom plans. hmm maybe you could do me a solid and find out if jessica will go to the prom with me?

alnilam

*ring ring*
Hey! Hey it's Tia.
...
Good, good. Hey sorry to bother you, but could you please go online for me and find out the best way to, uh, wash lube out of hair?
...
Yes, like sex lube.
...
Thanks so much, I'd go ask myself but I can't go on the internet anymore without every random stranger asking me to do them a favor.
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I know, it's weird, like now do they even know my name?? At least I'm asking a friend! Thanks , you're the best :)

Manifisto


alnilam posted:

*ring ring*
Hey! Hey it's Tia.
...
Good, good. Hey sorry to bother you, but could you please go online for me and find out the best way to, uh, wash lube out of hair?
...
Yes, like sex lube.
...
Thanks so much, I'd go ask myself but I can't go on the internet anymore without every random stranger asking me to do them a favor.
...
I know, it's weird, like now do they even know my name?? At least I'm asking a friend! Thanks , you're the best :)

Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich

Manifisto posted:

d-did you find out if becky wants to go to the prom with me? oh, oh I see, she somehow thought you were the one asking her to the prom? and now you're going together, huh? well. well, that is awkward. but I guess I can see how it might have happened, haha. darn it, there go my prom plans. hmm maybe you could do me a solid and find out if jessica will go to the prom with me?

You asked Jessica? And you clarified that you were asking for me? What did she say?
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Now she and Becky are going to the prom together!?

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Applewhite

by vyelkin

alnilam posted:

*ring ring*
Hey! Hey it's Tia.
...
Good, good. Hey sorry to bother you, but could you please go online for me and find out the best way to, uh, wash lube out of hair?
...
Yes, like sex lube.
...
Thanks so much, I'd go ask myself but I can't go on the internet anymore without every random stranger asking me to do them a favor.
...
I know, it's weird, like now do they even know my name?? At least I'm asking a friend! Thanks , you're the best :)

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