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hamjobs posted:Where are the lips on a nurse depends where you put 'em |
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Are they on the feet because I'm not into feet
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Jul 8, 2018 11:51
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hamjobs posted:Are they on the feet because I'm not into feet  they're like dumb hands, that's why I don't kiss hands because they're like smart feet |
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Jul 8, 2018 13:52
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remember, unless you get a tattoo of a pair of ruby red cartoon lips, the kiss doesn't really count. some say you need to get the tattoo around your real lips, to establish your prowess as a kisser (technical term is "kissionary") I'll also accept lips painted on your favorite 40's era fighter plane in your collection
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Jul 9, 2018 06:15
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Eyes closed, mouth open, collapse forward. |
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Jul 10, 2018 23:42
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Jedrick posted:Eyes closed, mouth open, collapse forward. uh so the last time I did that I kissed the bathtub
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Jul 11, 2018 01:51
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As a seasoned pro kisser (I've got weeks of experience with 2+ girls) I can hand down the bounty of knowledge I've acquired, at a cost. The first tip is free though. Pro tip #1 the more you clack your teeth into the other persons the better, you really want to go in teeth first aggressively seeking to make a solid noise when you connect with their teeth. If they pull back its just a sign that they have been awed by your massive skill level. Don't let them be intimidated and give them another solid tooth on tooth connection. That will put them at easy knowing you are there to guide them. Don't be discouraged if their lips get in the way, just turn your head to get a better angle for the impending toothening you're about to bless them with. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Jul 11, 2018 06:21
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Moving in for a kiss, hungrily licking my lips in an exaggerated manor as I crack my knuckles, unblinking eyes appearing to stare through theirs, almost as if looking at something inside of them that no one else can see.
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Jul 11, 2018 23:52
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kiss is an acronym that self contains the rules for kissing. keep it simple stupid. just put some heads together and polaroid that situation. now, that said, rules are bad for kissing, so ignore everything I just said. be like you're mashing faces with an outback steakhouse; no rules, just right. also pop culture reference based humor applied pre-kissing naturally moistens your partner's lips, which is science. ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2018 04:05
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Keep It Slimy, Stupid
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Jul 12, 2018 04:15
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kissing is somewhat sanitary |
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Jul 12, 2018 18:20
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I watched the 40 yo virgin for the first time yesterday. Taught me a lot of things about how unrealistic anything is |
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Jul 12, 2018 19:22
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Having your first kiss is like the first time you have sex. It's really painful |
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Jul 12, 2018 19:58
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The ladies love it if you let out a giant old fashioned sneeze right in the middle of a passionate American style kiss. Don't break mouth contact and keep on smooching. Just let that sneeze rip. Takes some practice to not pull away from your partner.
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Jul 13, 2018 14:04
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hell yeah, american style kisses. that's where you dilute the kiss with hot water.
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Jul 13, 2018 17:25
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if one or both of you get a nosebleed, well done! that's usually third, fourth kiss territory |
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Jul 15, 2018 19:41
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lmbo calrissian posted:I watched the 40 yo virgin for the first time yesterday. Taught me a lot of things about how unrealistic anything is the most unrealistic thing is reality. have you seen/read/plugged the news l8ly lols ---------------- |
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Aug 1, 2018 12:37
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sorry for politikkks when you start out kissing youll only be a level 1 kisser but if you keep kissing youll unlock master classes like butt groper and heel lifter ---------------- |
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Aug 1, 2018 12:41
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spectres of autism posted:sorry for politikkks When she said she wanted to grind me I thought we would be doing different things. |
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Aug 1, 2018 15:26
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Job posting: Kiss Manager Responsible for coaching and leading a team of kissers to meet daily kiss quotas. Responsibilities include kiss training sessions, motivating employees to kiss, handling kissing complaints, and nightmarish HR issues. |
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Aug 1, 2018 15:36
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No practical kissing experience, but ive drunk a lot of coffee and the skills are transferrable. |
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Aug 1, 2018 15:38
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Here are the FIVE greatest KISSing TECHNEEKWAS you need to know RIGHT BEFORE NOW 1.  2.  Three.  4.  4.  4. 
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Aug 2, 2018 03:52
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Aug 2, 2018 06:43
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Remember, if you lean in for the kiss and start second-guessing your lip trajectory and chin declension angle, you can always fall back on the tried-and-true technique of making contact between the tips of your noses, then artfully rolling your face across theirs until you lock in be sure to retract your tongue prior to this maneuver though, otherwise you might get a misfire up their nose, or into their ear, depending on how quickly you manage to secure the lip lock
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Aug 2, 2018 19:55
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FactsAreUseless posted:Here are the FIVE greatest KISSing TECHNEEKWAS you need to know RIGHT BEFORE NOW
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Aug 2, 2018 19:56
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look im just going to close my eyes and just keep smooching forward in this direction and if you happen to be in the way well lets just say i cant be held accountable for what happens then |
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Aug 2, 2018 21:10
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There are pick off attempts, and there are pick up attempts. You definitely don't want to do any mouth to mouth kissing in one of them, I think.
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Aug 3, 2018 15:54
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you gotta really get in there and make sure you're screaming loud enough to vibrate the other person's larynx for a kiss to be effective
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Aug 5, 2018 03:08
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Try to get your teeth involved if possible. Make sure you suck all the air out of their mouth; A full vacuum seal proves your dexterity and seriousness. |
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Aug 5, 2018 22:22
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french canadian kissing is like regular french kissing but you engage all your tongues. it is important you understand when I say all your tongues I mean all your tongues! don't start french canadian kidding and then stop after two or three tongues. nobody wants botulism. |
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Aug 6, 2018 00:43
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Splicer posted:french canadian kissing is like regular french kissing but you engage all your tongues. it is important you understand when I say all your tongues I mean all your tongues! don't start french canadian kidding and then stop after two or three tongues. nobody wants botulism. its actually called "french canada kissing" 
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Aug 6, 2018 01:18
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Luvcow posted:its actually called "french canada kissing" ACTUALLY, i think you'll find it's "Québécois s'embrassant" 
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Aug 6, 2018 10:40
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vancouver tonsil hockey |
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Aug 7, 2018 20:43
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minidisc terrorism posted:ACTUALLY, i think you'll find it's "Québécois s'embrassant" 
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Aug 7, 2018 20:44
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If you aren't mutually exchanging communication protocols by screetching bitstreams audibly to one another, I don't know what to tell you |
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Aug 8, 2018 03:16
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I think the unanswered question is what you need to know about your last kiss, which, for some of us, may have been years ago.
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Aug 8, 2018 10:33
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Luvcow posted:its actually called "french canada kissing" 
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Aug 8, 2018 10:49
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Spend a few minutes exchanging your communications protocols first. Otherwise it's really embarrassing when you open your mouth to emit a high pitched stream of 0s and 1s and instead of turning you your partner you turn on the fax machine. |
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