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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how do you find porn on snapchat?/

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


you have to increase your charisma, op

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

phone app the teeth, op

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


BONGHITZ posted:

how do you find porn on snapchat?/

why not just find porn in one of a hundred other places?

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
i'm reliably informed that people do actually use social media services like facebook, snap, and instagraham. is there a way to make them, like, not do that?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Fiedler posted:

i'm reliably informed that people do actually use social media services like facebook, snap, and instagraham. is there a way to make them, like, not do that?

global thermonuclear war

pram
Jun 10, 2001
you have to paypal them money hth op

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

thats so hosed up i dont want to pay money to my phone

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
anyone know a good ipad podcast app that isn't the lovely default one I've been using for years

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

you have to paypal them money hth op

is this a shoehorned thing or what

like I always imagined someone has to manually manage who is friends based on bank account deposits or something, rather than snapchat having a built in subscribe to person feature



snapchat is my go to chat app. it has everything. the group snap chat feature is great. bitmoji is great. its fast. like real convos in real life, most are lost to the wind because they are pointless and shouldnt br remrembered.. but you can save poo poo if you want to

it can send pics, and vids, and short vids, and do them snapchat style or send them in chat to look at later

its fast, doesnt destroy battery like it used to


no idea about using it to like watch celebrity stories or anything.. just chat to mates

sometimes the swipe around to get to functions is a bit messy but ya get there


and also the request location of people feature is interestgin

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BONGHITZ posted:

thats so hosed up i dont want to pay money to my phone

theres a chick on twitter who has some nudes for sale for $50usd and I wanna buy but bit strapped for cash atm so will wait 🤨get the strap

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
instagram is the mother loving worst

twitter encourages interaction by default. everyone is on the same level, as in a tweet reply is just a tweeet. rather than facebook where you have primary post and then replies

but instagram is like facebook but there isn't linking back to anything

like its so obvious why they use tweets in the news and in news stories all over the place

yet instagram delivers NOTHING of value except self hatred

its the least positive and worst "social media" plaatform there is. its barely social media too, not like twtter or even facebook.


i hate it so much so god drat much.

i mean maybe!!! if it had high res images and you could really use the images but ya cant do that either. drat deserves to be molested by its body building grandad

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


echinopsis posted:

snapchat is my go to chat app. it has everything. the group snap chat feature is great. bitmoji is great. its fast. like real convos in real life, most are lost to the wind because they are pointless and shouldnt br remrembered.. but you can save poo poo if you want to

it can send pics, and vids, and short vids, and do them snapchat style or send them in chat to look at later

its fast, doesnt destroy battery like it used to


no idea about using it to like watch celebrity stories or anything.. just chat to mates

sometimes the swipe around to get to functions is a bit messy but ya get there


and also the request location of people feature is interestgin
mate have you heard of text messaging cause it can do all this

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

what's app buzzed
tell me what's a happenin

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

simply type porno into the search bar op

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7U2ew9nMxo

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

instagram has a billion users but for some reason can't figure out how to do a tablet layout

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

qirex posted:

instagram has a billion users but for some reason can't figure out how to do a tablet layout

every time someone says facebook has the best ios developers on the planet i lol a little

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

carry on then posted:

every time someone says facebook has the best ios developers on the planet i lol a little

I think what they mean is "our ios devs are able to manage the 1000 simultaneous fractional audience tests we run at the same time" and not "our user-facing software is good"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

mate have you heard of text messaging cause it can do all this

mate it doesnt even touch the sides

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

carry on then posted:

every time someone says facebook has the best ios developers on the planet i lol a little

i hate them for abusing geofencing and other features. never install their mobile app

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I just want to look at hotties on my phone

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park
What if there was an app called 'insta gram', but instead of letting you post pictures of sunsets or whatever, it would just summon a grandmother to, like, knit you a sweater, and tell you stories about the old days and stuff

now, that...would really be something

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

cheque_some posted:

What if there was an app called 'insta gram', but instead of letting you post pictures of sunsets or whatever, it would just summon a grandmother to, like, knit you a sweater, and tell you stories about the old days and stuff

now, that...would really be something

i have thought of this joke before but as a uk service called instagran

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

"insta gram" would be squatted by a pothead, who got popped by the feds after his second delivery

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

BONGHITZ posted:

how do you find porn on snapchat?/

be attractive and ask for pics?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

The Management posted:

be attractive and ask for

[quote="The Management" post="486251811"]
be attractive and ask for pics?

lol

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

messed up the quote but you know what I mean

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’ve been married since before snap chats were a thing, I live vicariously through the stories of my single friends. apparently everyone is furiously exchanging pics at all times. meanwhile when I was single if you wanted to see tits you had to go on a date like a caveman.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

The Management posted:

go on a date like a caveman.

club her over the head and drag her home by her hair, not very ‘woke’ these days.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
snapchat is fun

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I just have sex in person

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

club her over the head and drag her home by her hair, not very ‘woke’ these days.

it’s just how things were done those days. it was a simpler time

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Silver Alicorn posted:

I just have sex in person

yes but also snap sexy poo poo

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