Edible water bottles

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cda posted:

*carefully putting the edible water bottle in my butthole* it's a suppository

Is it still butt chugging if it's edible?

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Jul 17, 2018 00:46

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# ? May 4, 2024 19:43

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I just googled this and found out it's a real thing.

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# ? Jul 17, 2018 03:38

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I'm imagining a water bottle made out of those deep fried tortillas they use for edible salad bowls at mexican restaurants in the us

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Jul 17, 2018 03:39

Piso Mojado

treasure bear posted:

maybe theyve all been edible this whole time

edit: no

lol

# ? Jul 17, 2018 03:47

google THIS

drilldo squirt posted:

I just googled this and found out it's a real thing.

Yeah, for those not in the know it's basically a blob of water in an edible membrane made of seaweed extract or something.

Pros:

Looks like you're eating a giant fish egg or contact lens.
Or you can pretend you're a tiny bug and surface tension is a major deal.
Less waste I imagine.
Testicular enhancement.
Bean your friends with them. They'll either break like water balloons or sting like hell. Hours of entertainment.

Cons:

It looks like they only contain a mouthful of water apiece. Probably have to glom a dozen at once like a cartoon character luxuriously eating grapes in order to slake any significant thirst.
Danger of accidentally eating your real contact lenses.
I dunno, maybe they pop easily? Probably can't stick a bunch in the same pocket as your keys.
Doctors recommend that you don't insert them directly into any bodily opening other than your mouth, but what to they know, huh? Ya chicken?

# ? Jul 17, 2018 04:09

Farecoal: There he go

tbh they look real refreshing. hopefully they don't taste like seaweed

# ? Jul 17, 2018 04:14

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

google THIS posted:

Pros:

Looks like you're eating a giant fish egg or contact lens.

This does not seem like a pro to me :barf:

also

drilldo squirt posted:

I just googled this and found out it's a real thing.

google THIS posted:

excellent username/quote combo

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Jul 17, 2018 04:36

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

expensive too, google says theyre 7.95 for 4 ounces at walmart :eyepop:

# ? Jul 17, 2018 04:38

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.