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narrator: next time on the real housewives of byob *dramatic music playing, camera zooms in on a blond woman with heavy makeup, huge golden hoop earrings and long ruby red nails* "oh you a ho, sleeping with my husband after he got his gold thread into the goldmine because your husband is just a low tier byob trash poster. luvcow? no baby, your husband should be named luvhow?." *the woman flips a dinner table before leaving through the front door. camera pans over to who she was scolding, a bahn mi sandwich, camera pans over the carnage of the overturned table, glasses and plates everywhere, then back to the sandwich, slow zoom in then fade to black. |
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Jul 17, 2018 02:17
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Jetta: it's puff puff pass britnay *To camera* with britnay it's more like puff puff puff puff puff puff puff pass. She's like the little engine that couldn't share. britnay: [wearing weed rear end hat] I like weed |
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cda posted:I whish I could is participate in this thread but I've never seen a housewife show. I had they do things and have drama though, so my thought is, what if the thing they were doing was smoking weed, and the drama was that one of them keeps loving up the cipher i've only seen clips from talk soup/joel mchale show so tbh it could be really highbrow show that has a positive impact on society but the snips i've seen are terribly wealthy people with a complete disconnect from the everyday world throwing drama bombs and pity parties at each other. i do not expect this thread to survive very long but  cda posted:Jetta: it's puff puff pass britnay lol
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Jul 17, 2018 02:22
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cda posted:Jetta: it's puff puff pass britnay |
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Jul 17, 2018 02:27
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i'm proud to say i've seen many episodes of the housewives of orange county so i think i'm qualified to address this important issue. on the show they put on clothes more expensive than my car and go someplace fancy and get shitfaced drunk and get in shouting matches in public and wind up throwing drinks on each other. the real housewives of byob: season 1, episode 1 opens on 5 housewives wearing sweats, smoking weed, and playing video games later on they order a pizza. there is a slight disagreement on toppings but then they remember they're rich so they just each get their own pizza there is no episode 2
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FluffieDuckie posted:i'm proud to say i've seen many episodes of the housewives of orange county so i think i'm qualified to address this important issue. on the show they put on clothes more expensive than my car and go someplace fancy and get shitfaced drunk and get in shouting matches in public and wind up throwing drinks on each other. this is why my tv show pitches to major networks never seem to work out...
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FluffieDuckie posted:there is no episode 2 |
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i can't seem to find the article but it was one I read recently about one of the shows. apparently (and not surprisingly) during parties and such the crew would make sure that some of the wives always had a drink in their hand, even when it was clear they were alcoholics or becoming one. it's a sad and exploitive show(s) |
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Jul 17, 2018 04:12
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but they also have more money than I will probably ever earn so 
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ASMR cat petting, when suddenly a different housewife enters trying to ASMR pet a pup. All four scream simultaneously as the screen fades to black. fin. |
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Jul 17, 2018 08:19
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it’s all just one housewife with several alt accounts |
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Jul 17, 2018 14:03
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Macnult posted:it’s all just one housewife with several alt accounts
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Jul 17, 2018 16:31
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Macnult posted:it’s all just one housewife with several alt accounts |
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Jul 17, 2018 16:41
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Jul 17, 2018 16:50
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its just a constant stream of six really stoned wives appreciating a melon pug |
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Jul 17, 2018 17:27
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Macnult posted:it’s all just one housewife with several alt accounts interview #1: woman talking about her friend who's husband also posts in byob interview #2: clearly the same woman wearing a fake mustache talking about the first woman
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Luvcow posted:interview #1: woman talking about her friend who's husband also posts in byob interviewer: [looks to camera] “Well, one thing is certain here: everyone thinks everyone is cool and good” |
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a housewife gets her av snatched, revealing an unattractive redtext
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City of Glompton posted:a housewife gets her av snatched, revealing an unattractive redtext A housewife receives a 6 hour probe from posting in a "post here and get probed" thread, and laughs about it and smokes a little weed and hangs out with friends for 6 hours insteadm |
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