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because there is this loving crazy british woman who walks out into the street and bangs a loving drum for like 20 seconds, twice a day, and scowls at you like you're some insane pedophile if you look confused.
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Jul 23, 2018 19:21
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Airplanes keep flying over my house and I read a story today about a person who was killed when a plane dropped a frozen block of waste and it landed on the person while they were watching television. If I had to put it in the power rankings I'd say getting crushed to death by a frozen block of airplane poo poo (which is way worse than normal poo poo because of greasy airport food and booze) is in the top 10, right above getting your head chopped off by a helicopter propeller and below having a seizure that makes you drown in a small pool of water
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Jul 23, 2018 19:27
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if she's British shouldn't she be used to looking at pedos
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Jul 23, 2018 19:28
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there's like three geek squad cars outside which is far too many for any one household and my neighbor doesn't even like computer so im wondering if my headache is from the ECTs or if they have that russian sound killing thing from Dune that keeps exploding ppl in Cuba or something
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Jul 23, 2018 19:31
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bitmap posted:because there is this loving crazy british woman who walks out into the street and bangs a loving drum for like 20 seconds, twice a day, and scowls at you like you're some insane pedophile if you look confused. isn't that just how british ppl look at each other? because the pedophilia is just taken for granted?
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Jul 23, 2018 19:32
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My peepin telescope is broken so I’m going raw
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Jul 23, 2018 19:35
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My townhouse shares a porch with my neighbor, with our sides separated by a railing, and they're always out there goddamn. They make so much noise and I feel like they're either not home, or they're standing on the porch. Why won't they just go inside??
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Jul 23, 2018 20:10
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I can't leave my house because i peeked them out there, and if I do I'll have to say hi gently caress I'm starving I haven't been able to leave my house in days please send Lean cuisine
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Jul 23, 2018 20:12
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The people who live across the road from me have an actual brick-lined sex dungeon that is built into a hillside next to thier house. The real estate listing said it was a wine cellar, but the thing is too close to the surface for it to be able to keep wine at the right temp. Also, there are tiedown points and cleats on the walls and ceiling. ...I guess part of nme wants to see them coming out of it in their latex gimp wear, and the othe part of me is bummed bc they haven't invited me over to use it.
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Jul 23, 2018 20:23
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Loden Taylor posted:bunch of assholes throwing rocks at my house and shouting "come out, Neville!" Don't let your dog out.....
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Jul 23, 2018 20:58
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i heard a noise strange enough to be concerned but not loud enough to put pants on
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Jul 23, 2018 20:59
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my house has a warrant out for its arrest
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Jul 23, 2018 21:17
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There's a small four door car that comes through my neighborhood playing a loud song that's decorated like an ice cream truck but it's way too small to be one. I'm really concerned about this gig economy.
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Jul 23, 2018 21:43
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I bet the pizza boy is having his way with it right now!
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Jul 23, 2018 21:48
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Since spring I've been noticing that birds seem overly eager to dive in front of my truck while in flight. By June I'd hit and killed 3 birds. I think in the 20 years I've been driving I've hit maybe about that many total previously. Even still they continue to dive in front of my truck just barely avoiding it, and for apparently no drat reason. I have no idea why.
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Jul 23, 2018 21:50
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the birds have the right idea imo
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Jul 23, 2018 21:51
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They are coming for my precious fluids.
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Jul 23, 2018 22:01
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Rad-daddio posted:The people who live across the road from me have an actual brick-lined sex dungeon that is built into a hillside next to thier house. The real estate listing said it was a wine cellar, but the thing is too close to the surface for it to be able to keep wine at the right temp.
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