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Can you see it, smell it, taste it today? It's your first time at a Korean buffet You've never had food like it and it moves through you real fast But it tastes so good, think its called bip bin bap It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright It's so groovy, it's in with the whites You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet You want it all and you can have it You're cryin', sweatin', lying on the floor But it's delicious and you eat it some more You've got to share it, so you dare it Then you dip it and you tear it You want it all and you can have it You got chop sticks but you can't grab it It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin It's spicy, not pricy, it's a loss, it's a win It's dark, it's moist, it's a piquant pain So many new foods and you don't know their names You want it all and you can have it You got chop sticks but you can't grab it What is this? Jin-woo, What is this? Jin-woo, What is this? Yum, yum, yum |
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Aug 3, 2018 15:58
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google THIS posted:Conversion, lunch break version 7.0 
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Aug 3, 2018 16:15
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Pappy Roach The Torte Song Cut my cake into pieces That's how I make a torte many layers With frosting Don't give a gently caress how many calories This is my loving torte! Cut my cake into pieces I'm making this loving torte Many layers with frosting Don't give a gently caress how many calories Do you even care if I die of diabetes? Would it be wrong? would it be right? If I took insulin tonight Chances are that I might Keep that frosting outta sight My sugar level rising high 'Cause I'm losing my sight Losing my mind Blood sugar level most likely ain't fine Losing my sight Losing my mind Wish somebody would help me this time I never realized I spread the frosting too thin Till it was too late My torte was empty within Hungry! Feeding on frosting And living in sin Many layers where do I begin? It all started when I hit the binger Packed just for myself And no bowl for another. Taking a hit to get up on a higher level (tokin') Now I'm making a torte that's looking dishevelled 'Cause I'm losing my sight Losing my mind I sifted that flour myself real fine Losing my sight Losing my mind Blood sugar level is likely not fine Nothing's alright Nothing is fine I'm frosting and I'm layering I'm layering I'm layering I'm layering I'm layering I can't go on layering this way Cut my cake into pieces That's how I make a torte many layers With frosting Don't give a gently caress how many calories Would it be wrong? would it be right? If I took insulin tonight Chances are that I might Keep the frosting outta sight My sugar level rising high Cause I'm losing my sight Losing my mind Blood sugar level most likely ain't fine Nothing's alright Nothing is fine I'm layering and frosting I can't go on frosting this way Can't go on Frosting this way Just take one... BITE https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 3, 2018 16:24
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Bluedeanie posted:*me somberly when my duck fat roasted baby potatoes dont impress the midwestern in laws at thanksgiving* Bake it Grab a bag of bready crumbs and shake it Read the box to find out how to make it Why'd you leave the spices in the packet? Here you go now take the egg and crack it (You wanted to!) Grab a bag of bready crumbs and shake it (You wanted to!) Read the box to find out how to make it (You wanted to!) Why'd you leave the spices in the packet? (You wanted to!)
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Aug 3, 2018 16:39
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Meth All Ikea - Ride the Nuggets Guilty as charged But drat it, it feels alright There is something else controlling me Nuggets is in the air Strapped in the Wedny's chair This is happening to me Who made you God to say "I'll take your nugs from you!" [chorus:] Flash before my eyes Now it's time to dine Burning in my brain I can feel the shame Wait for the sign To lick the nugs of death It's the beginning of the end Sweat, chilling cold As I watch death unfold Szechuan sauce my only friend My fingers grip with fear What I am doing here? [chorus:] Flash before my eyes Now it's time to dine Burning in my brain I can feel the shame Someone help me Oh please God help me They are trying to take it all away I don't want to starve Time moving slowly The minutes seem like hours The final curtain call I see How true is this? Just get it over with If this is true, just let it be Wakened by the horrid scream Freed from the frightening dream Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Aug 4, 2018
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Aug 3, 2018 16:47
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<3 
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"We're not gonna bake it, NO! We ain't gonna bake it! We're not gonna bake it, any more!" -Sign outside the Punk Rock Cafe Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Aug 3, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 3, 2018 17:00
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"Food Truck" by The Dead Hollandaise Tonight's the night we work the truck We're going downtown, gonna feed some drunks! Your turn to drive, I'll bring craft beer and we'll make crazy poo poo like pizza sag paneer! Let's fry, fry how we fry Let's fry, dee-eep fryyy It's last round time on the good bar street We're gonna sell some waffles with duck confit! Let's fry, fry how we fry Got a black apron and a silver spatula Playing chefs for real, playing chefs for pay! Let's fry, dee-eep fryyy Pull out your cash or suffer snarky sass We'll sell you food, but we'll act an rear end Don't break the line or to the back you go, and it's a 30 minute wait for the gogi tacos! Fry, fry how we fry Fry, dee-eep fryyy The old food critics might whine a bit But the people on the street, they don't give a poo poo Head chef calls, "Are ya doin' somethin' wicked?" "No siree, boss, makin' chocolate covered crickets!" Let's fry, fry how we fry Let's fry, fry how we fry Let's fry, fry how we fry Let's fry, dee-eep fryyy |
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Aug 3, 2018 17:57
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alnilam posted:Bake it |
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Aug 3, 2018 18:04
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I write songs to eat and to cook to If you wanna eat, then I'll feed you If you wanna cook, I'll eat with you Make up your mind or I'll make it up for you |
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Aug 3, 2018 18:23
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Planet Piss posted:Cut my cake into pieces Ugh! I try to not do something someone else has already done with these threads, sorry- I honestly didn't mean to step on your toes! It's possible when I scanned the first page your entry got stuck in my pot-addled brain. I didn't mean to steal your thunder, Didn't want to be a bad sport It was just a simple blunder Now I want some ice cream torte... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 3, 2018 18:36
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You can suck my nesquick and loving like it! I'm just a baguette! (Baguette!) I'm a baguette! (Baguette!) I'm a baguette! (Baguette!) You motherfucking crêpes |
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Aug 3, 2018 18:56
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You are wrong, hosed, and overrated I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault This is the end of everything You are the end of everything I haven't slept since I woke up And found my cheeky nando's had e. coli, motherfucker This is the end of everything You are the end of everything |
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Aug 3, 2018 19:12
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How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down, into my core Where I've become so numb, without a soul My soda's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there, and heat it up, back, home Bake me up inside (bake me up) Wake me up inside (can't bake up) Call my name and crank that flame up high Bid my sauce to run My condiments well done Save me from this ice thing I've become |
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Aug 3, 2018 19:32
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I felt the heat rise up in me Kneel down and clear my throat of heaves I wandered out where you can't eat This taco shell, it burns and bleeds God bile! I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I can't control my shite How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory? |
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Aug 3, 2018 20:16
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Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (meatballs) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah) |
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Aug 3, 2018 20:32
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God poke I'll do anything for you. God poke just tell me what you want me to God poke put my pic on the wall. God poke don't want every fish I want em all No you can't bake it No you can't bake it No you can't cook what you serve to me No you can't bake it No you can't bake it No you can't cook what you serve me Fish in a bowl Raw as my soul It isn't fried, or cooked over coals Fish in a bowl Raw as my soul It isn't fried, or cooked over coals |
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Aug 3, 2018 20:36
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About ten minutes ago I set the oven to be At three hundred and fifty But I didn't and the tea cakes combusted Woe is me But I guess that comes with the territory When you smoke as much dope as someone like me My head needs to be more clear I should pay more attention and did I mention These tea cakes are charcoal by definition So pardon me while I burn... These tea cakes https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 3, 2018 20:43
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing Burned my mouth now it's burning my ring Deep down inside it's gurgling This terrible cramping stops me Now that that food is through with me I'm sitting here in agony Never should have made it so spicy Nothing is real but pain now Hold your breath as I wish for death That hot sauce killed me Back on the throne it's much too real Out pumps lava I must feel Why'd I have to have that fiery meal? Look to when I'll feel relief Out through the chute it's burning me How many ghost peppers were in there? Three? Tied to this bathroom 'til I'm empty poo poo this fire out of me Hold your breath as I wish for death Don't come in here after me Now the world is just number two Too much curry Hold your breath as I wish for death And that étouffée Diarrhea imprisoning me Look at that bowl Absolute horror Can't hold it in Just wanna cry So much regret Stall is my holding cell Hot wings have taken my rear end Taken my gut So dehydrated Stomach is shot Can't feel my legs Frying my hole Let's not mention the smell |
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Aug 4, 2018 04:46
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I am pretty pretty pleased with myself that I don't get a lot of the jokes in this thread because nobody referenced the artist or song name, and I don't get the joke from the interpretation. I believe this means I'm doing it right |
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Aug 4, 2018 07:15
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Dads Dip Cup posted:*fifteen seconds of unintelligible whooping and growling* I love this one right here. |
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Aug 4, 2018 08:13
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Are you feeling the fire, are you ready to explode? Are your dreams and desires chowing down on rocky road? I'm like a runaway, a heart without a home Others can laugh and play I'll fight for every dish I don't take, I'm desperate to the bone Stay hungry, feel the fire Stay hungry, don't explode Stay hungry, with desire Stay strong through Ramadan |
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Aug 4, 2018 13:23
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Take me down to the O B city Where molasses drip and the girls are hefty Take me home (oh won't you please take me home) Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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Aug 4, 2018 14:59
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I wanna say thanks for making the thread op  it gave me cause to drag out my old albums full of terrible nu metal songs and listen to all of them again. I love terrible nu metal songs  *In the voice of the swedish chef* I can't see I can't see I'm cooking blind I can't see I can't see I'm cooking blind I can't see I can't see I'm cooking blind Something something my hat is too big Bork Bork Bork! |
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Aug 6, 2018 17:11
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frybrid theory one thing, i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you fry dont throw out those rinds i squeezed out this lime, ill use the juice in time fast i go time is an important thing dont overfry the onion rings and im making this food for minimum pay the delivery boy takes the food away i'll never cook veal i never get the chance to cook it slow turn the stove up when its on low trying to hold on, they don't even know they waste their money for food on the go i kept everything deep fried when i made that pie, it fell apart just listen to the customer's complaint, please my boss is on me though i fry so hard i fried so hard, and got so far but in the end the customer's dreams were shattered cooking this food, my back against the wall but in the end, the customer's dreamed were shattered one thing, i cooked those fries it doesnt even matter how hard you fry keep the order in mind, i squeezed that lime to remind myself i'd garnish my own fries all the while stocking the fridge, this franchise is not for me remembering the times the customers yelled at me im surprised they drive their car to here, gas prices aren't the same anymore i definitely don't drive to the store well, i had no car then but the delivery boys come back with the tips at the end i worked hard on those sides when i baked that pie it fell apart when the register girl says, next order please she doesn't like me though i fry so hard i fried so hard, and got so far but in the end the customer's dreams were shattered cooking this food, my back against the wall but in the end, the customer's dreams were shattered i baked my crust for you baked as fast as i could go for all this would you bake unbroken? no i baked my crust for you baked as fast as i could go for all this would you bake unbroken? no i fried so hard, and got so far but in the end the customer's dreams were shattered cooking this food, my back against the wall but in the end, the customer's dreams were shattered take the moon fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Aug 10, 2018 ---------------- |
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Aug 10, 2018 01:53
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spectres of autism posted:frybrid theory https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Knock by Panera BRIE. SPECK. KNOCK. Charcuterie plate?? BRIE. SPECK. KNOCK. Do you want sal-a-mi?! Do you want sal-a-mi?!! |
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