me at le therapists office :-)

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cda: by Hand Knit

*pickign up box of tissues and looking at the bottom, checking under the couch* so this escape room is pretty tough. and your'e not allowed to give me hints?

# ? Aug 5, 2018 01:01

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# ? May 8, 2024 14:10

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*me starting to feel around the walls, looking for clues or secret doors*

# ? Aug 5, 2018 05:02

barfdog

there's a door right over there - i'm assuming there's a wall directly behind it. try as you might, you can't fool me.

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Aug 5, 2018 16:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*me methodically knocking on the walls trying to find any hollow voids* "oh I'm sorry if my knocking is disturbing patients in the room next door"

*me frantically knocking now, voice raised* "can you hear me? what's your room look like!?"

# ? Aug 5, 2018 16:47

Twenty Four

Just up your crazy game. Eventually they will probably escort you out.

# ? Aug 5, 2018 17:15

cda: by Hand Knit

minidisc terrorism posted:

there's a door right over there - i'm assuming there's a wall directly behind it. try as you might, you can't fool me.

# ? Aug 5, 2018 17:42

Macnult

therapist: what brings you in today?
me: well *shifting along wall* it all started w-
therapist: colder
me: oh, thanks *moving in other direction*

# ? Aug 5, 2018 17:44

cda: by Hand Knit

I've figured it out. The password is "I'm cured." Now let me out of this room, mom.

# ? Aug 5, 2018 17:48

barfdog

i'll hand it to yuo, this oak veneer and chaise longue is a different take on the crystal maze. souls less steadfast than i might find that disarming. have at it dungeon master, show me your worst

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Aug 5, 2018 19:19

barfdog

therapist: the door is over there, yuo are free to leave whenever you wish. however, i n eed to remind you that you're paid up for the entire hour

me: tell me where the time crystal is you bastard!!!

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Aug 5, 2018 19:28

barfdog

Twenty Four posted:

Just up your crazy game. Eventually they will probably escort you out.

Gentlemen, I believe we just discovered the world record speedrun strat

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Aug 5, 2018 19:29

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

minidisc terrorism posted:

therapist: the door is over there, yuo are free to leave whenever you wish. however, i n eed to remind you that you're paid up for the entire hour

me: tell me where the time crystal is you bastard!!!

# ? Aug 5, 2018 19:31

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Finally I have escaped the extremely large, partially outdoor escape room. What's the prize?

# ? Aug 5, 2018 19:42

cda: by Hand Knit

i'm crying because Dad always liked Craig better, not because i'm frustrated from not being able to figure out this escape room

# ? Aug 5, 2018 20:31

Macnult

cda posted:

i'm crying because Dad always liked Craig better, not because i'm frustrated from not being able to figure out this escape room

# ? Aug 5, 2018 20:37

WindmillSlayer

back at the escape room for the 7th time trying to beat my previous times. can't seem to clear it in under sixty minutes. on the upside insurance covers it for some reason, lol

# ? Aug 6, 2018 20:11

cda: by Hand Knit

WindmillSlayer posted:

back at the escape room for the 7th time trying to beat my previous times. can't seem to clear it in under sixty minutes. on the upside insurance covers it for some reason, lol

lmao

# ? Aug 6, 2018 20:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

WindmillSlayer posted:

back at the escape room for the 7th time trying to beat my previous times. can't seem to clear it in under sixty minutes. on the upside insurance covers it for some reason, lol

# ? Aug 6, 2018 20:47

FluffieDuckie

WindmillSlayer posted:

back at the escape room for the 7th time trying to beat my previous times. can't seem to clear it in under sixty minutes. on the upside insurance covers it for some reason, lol

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 6, 2018 22:47

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Goddamnit why do my intimacy issues and depression always hold me back I say as I am about to trigger the next door in the hypercube

# ? Aug 8, 2018 03:23

google THIS

There's something about the couch. He keeps wanting me to lie down on it and becomes downright agitated if I leave it to rifle through the bookshelves.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 03:39

Dungeon Ecology

i think i might have missed a quest item because all my therapist keeps saying is 'how does that make you feel?' and ive smashed all the vases in the room and i still cant find a key

# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:37

FluffieDuckie

Dungeon Ecology posted:

i think i might have missed a quest item because all my therapist keeps saying is 'how does that make you feel?' and ive smashed all the vases in the room and i still cant find a key

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:53

google THIS

Me: (slowly coming to, realizing I'm in a rubber room wearing a straight jacket) Finally, a real challenge!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:39

barfdog

google THIS posted:

Me: (slowly coming to, realizing I'm in a rubber room wearing a straight jacket) Finally, a real challenge!

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Aug 9, 2018 09:47

cda: by Hand Knit

Me: This escape room is too difficult.

Therapist: It's not an escape room. This is therapy.

Me: I'm beginning to see that now. Maybe the real escape room was inside of me all along. And maybe the code...is love...

*Lights turn red, horn sounds*

Therapist: Congratulations, loser! You just lost the escape room!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 13:22

Macnult

cda posted:

Me: This escape room is too difficult.

Therapist: It's not an escape room. This is therapy.

Me: I'm beginning to see that now. Maybe the real escape room was inside of me all along. And maybe the code...is love...

*Lights turn red, horn sounds*

Therapist: Congratulations, loser! You just lost the escape room!

lol

# ? Aug 9, 2018 15:07

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

cda posted:

Me: This escape room is too difficult.

Therapist: It's not an escape room. This is therapy.

Me: I'm beginning to see that now. Maybe the real escape room was inside of me all along. And maybe the code...is love...

*Lights turn red, horn sounds*

Therapist: Congratulations, loser! You just lost the escape room!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 16:49

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

cda posted:

Me: This escape room is too difficult.

Therapist: It's not an escape room. This is therapy.

Me: I'm beginning to see that now. Maybe the real escape room was inside of me all along. And maybe the code...is love...

*Lights turn red, horn sounds*

Therapist: Congratulations, loser! You just lost the escape room!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 16:50

Dungeon Ecology

cda posted:

Me: This escape room is too difficult.

Therapist: It's not an escape room. This is therapy.

Me: I'm beginning to see that now. Maybe the real escape room was inside of me all along. And maybe the code...is love...

*Lights turn red, horn sounds*

Therapist: Congratulations, loser! You just lost the escape room!

lmbo

# ? Aug 9, 2018 19:15

wearing a lampshade

cda posted:

Me: This escape room is too difficult.

Therapist: It's not an escape room. This is therapy.

Me: I'm beginning to see that now. Maybe the real escape room was inside of me all along. And maybe the code...is love...

*Lights turn red, horn sounds*

Therapist: Congratulations, loser! You just lost the escape room!

# ? Aug 11, 2018 19:19

indyrenegade: and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

this is not my beautiful house

you are not my beautiful wife

# ? Aug 12, 2018 16:57

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# ? May 8, 2024 14:10

beer pal

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Aug 16, 2018 02:41

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