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Settle down, settle down, no throwing coffee at the poets like last week. now then, who would like to start us off? |
# ? Aug 30, 2018 22:01 |
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*shuffles nervously onto the stage, ruffles through little notebook* "hello..." *coughs* "ok... this is one i wrote this morning at the coffee shop..." *counts backwards on fingers from 3 to 1* "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So, tell me what you want, what you really really want. I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna—, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah." *bows nervously, shuffles off the stage*
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 22:09 |
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*snaps politely* *wonders why that sounds so familiar* *shrugs hopelessly* |
# ? Aug 30, 2018 23:12 |
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"Darkness all around me. Onnly a lonesome cucumber in the refrigerator. trying to drown my sorrows with milk. i think i might be depressed. so let's dance!" |
# ? Aug 31, 2018 10:35 |
The boats torture | |
# ? Aug 31, 2018 12:49 |
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cda posted:The boats torture Oh my god!!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!! *SNAPS UNTIL MY FINGERS CRACK AND FALL OFF INTO SMALL PIECES OF FINGERS* |
# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:28 |
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cda posted:The boats torture ah, yes it's still there
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 02:16 |
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Luvcow posted:*shuffles nervously onto the stage, ruffles through little notebook* |
# ? Sep 1, 2018 21:19 |
City of Glompton posted:ah, yes it's still there everyone should DL this in case tindeck ever does disappear ---------------- |
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:38 |
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cda posted:everyone should DL this in case tindeck ever does disappear I'm reading Infinite Jest. I've been trying to figure out who the fictional character Miss Psychosis reminds me of, and it's city of glompton
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 13:11 |
Interesting. Not the poster, Miss Psychosis? | |
# ? Sep 5, 2018 00:16 |
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Luvcow posted:*shuffles nervously onto the stage, ruffles through little notebook* This is the High Art that makes this places' weak cappacinos bearable.
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# ? Sep 5, 2018 12:39 |
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*I get on stage and play an amazing solo on my air tenor sax* |
# ? Sep 5, 2018 16:37 |
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cda posted:Interesting. Not the poster, Miss Psychosis? oh wait I'm at the mic. let me think for a second
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# ? Sep 6, 2018 13:54 |
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"I wonder if flowers will grow on my grave. I wonder if my grave will be one of the ones at the front of the cemetery that everyone sees. Would I want that? Or maybe I won't die. Maybe they'll invent immortality first. Nah, I'll probably die. Maybe my grave will be like the graves in Fallout: New Vegas, and brave future cowboys will fight through waves of mutant insects to get a chance to dig up my burial plot. I hope flowers grow on my grave."
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# ? Sep 6, 2018 14:02 |
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Thank you, that was the first poetry I've ever written and probably the last serious poetry I'll ever write
blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Sep 6, 2018
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# ? Sep 6, 2018 14:03 |
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*rolls a joint, passes it out to the audience* Smoke. It gets in my eyes... And makes me cry. It's just the way it looks. *a light tempo builds on the cymbal and drums in the dark background behind me* I'm not crying, It's just my eyes Because I'm high. *rimshot to accentuate the word "high" with an upbeat brass accompaniment* Red! Bloodshot and teary I look sad and bleary But NO! I am NOT! Not sad, am I... I'm just high! *trumpet solo and finish* Thank you, and good night! *explodes into a cloud of glitter and pot smoke and vanishes* https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 6, 2018 14:21 |
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lizard. *stares intensely out at the patrons for ten seconds* wizard. |
# ? Sep 12, 2018 04:25 |
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blaise rascal posted:Thank you, that was the first poetry I've ever written and probably the last serious poetry I'll ever write That was seriously beautiful. |
# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:58 |
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Splatmaster posted:*rolls a joint, passes it out to the audience* |
# ? Sep 12, 2018 05:59 |
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I get up on stage and just play through super mario odyssey on the Nintendo switch while reciting my wishlist of switch ports |
# ? Sep 12, 2018 15:18 |
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I cannot see past the blinding light that shines on me and I don't know how to say the words to please this crowd so I have to ask if anyone here has seen my flask because I came for karaoke not for expensive drinks or chill poetry seriously guys, has anyone seen that flask? I swear it was half full the last time I had it. Oh, wait, is this legit poetry night? aww, had something for this. let me see if I can remember. here I go Knock knock *silence* I SAID knock knock *unenthusiastic who's there* uh, oh man how did this go again I swear I had something here Better luck next time I guess |
# ? Sep 12, 2018 17:53 |
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Contron posted:The gently caress did you la e that weed with, mayne? Iambic pentameter, I like it! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 12, 2018 23:10 |