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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Judging by his twitter history he's some kind of weird resistance lib comedian. So there's a chance he did it as a joke but that the injuries are real.

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

LOL

Also Im the puddle of molten nylon and rubber that is gonna ruin whatever surface you burn me on. Specifically that one in a firepit. what loving retards.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009


becoming a double amputee to own the libs

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I will subject my totems to ritual pollution.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


let a thousand nike cumsocks bloom

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



this cant be real

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

stop quoting gross feet, those do not make the cut for my scrap book

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm gonna destroy my nike merchandise by being so mad that my rage travels back through time and prevents me from ever buying nike merchandise to begin with. i can already see the results.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
it owns how insanely stupid americans are

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1036793955755741185

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
not gonna destroy my nikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I dont have nike products jokes on you chuds

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

BONGHITZ posted:

stop quoting gross feet, those do not make the cut for my scrap book

Can we post our own feet

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Is there a way to fool the chuds into thinking that Kaepernick is now the spokesman for RAM Trucks, Bass Pro Shop, and Smith & Wesson?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I heard kapearnick roll coal when he hears the national anthem

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
gonna go buy 1000 pairs of shoes and burn them!!! gently caress YOU NIKE! :911:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
A.D.I.D.A.S.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Kurtofan posted:

Can we post our own feet

please

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
I usually buy Adidas OP

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

Can we post our own feet

Can you pour some ketchup & relish on them first? tia

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
unfortunately feetcooker isn't real.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I'm going to try and fit my Nike sneakers into a paper shredder.

I may or may not take them off first.

Graphic
Sep 4, 2018

It's like Lenin said
I'll keep wearing my Nike apparel, I just won't bathe for a month. This lines up perfectly with things I had in motion before the story broke.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this cant be real

It isn't, the burned feet are a stolen picture

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
In protest I will no longer be using Nike socks as my jizz mops

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/sclancy79/status/1036749717206691840?s=21

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


Starting a fire to own the libs.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Disney and Nike FTW. Maybe you guys should spend less time being sarcastic and nihilistic or whatever dudebro stuff and more time supporting the brands on the right side of the culture war.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

I've still got PTSD from the meme war but I think I can plant a victory garden. I'm just waiting for Monsanto to clarify their stance on gay cakes.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Disney and Nike FTW. Maybe you guys should spend less time being sarcastic and nihilistic or whatever dudebro stuff and more time supporting the brands on the right side of the culture war.

This is why I only wear Hugo Boss. I mean, what's the worst thing he ever did?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Starting a fire to own the libs.

"the nike complex fire, now at three million acres, was the unintended result of patriotic americans expressing their support for our flag, and is mostly incinerating democrat-heavy areas. tonight we ask, is starting a deadly wildfire ALWAYS a crime? you decide!"
/
:foxnews:

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

exposing myself to dioxin to own the libs

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