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Hit me, baby, one more time. I dare you. Come on, stupid baby, you think you're tough? You can dish it out, now let's see if you can take it. |
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Sep 6, 2018 13:56
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My baby just wrote me a letter. Actually, he just gave me one of those blocks with a letter on it. It was 'w'. |
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Sep 6, 2018 14:19
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[to baby in danger of getting her hair tangled in my velcro sandal straps]: baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
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Sep 6, 2018 14:32
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in screaming voice over harsh noise walls MY BABBY, MY BABBY, MY BABBY
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Sep 6, 2018 17:02
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left me sad and blue
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Sep 6, 2018 17:45
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oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here? baby come back, you can blame it all on me, I was wrong and I just can't live without you. think you can love me and leave me to die? oh baby, can't do this to me, baby
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Sep 6, 2018 20:34
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it's easy, like taking candy from a baby because you know that sugar is not good for them, will rot their teeth & brain + they will have sticky hands
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Sep 6, 2018 22:01
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Your child deserves supervision, even if it doesn't want it, op. Please stay with that baby.
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Sep 7, 2018 01:12
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Supervision is great for babies. Superhearing comes at the toddler stage. You'll know your baby has reached this when she or he starts repeating inappropriate comments of yours.
Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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Sep 7, 2018 04:21
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the american pop music industry sexualizes infants to a disgusting degree |
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Sep 7, 2018 18:47
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All that she wants is another baby She wants a big family, boy |
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Sep 7, 2018 20:16
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https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1187 |
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Sep 7, 2018 22:12
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my baby left me in the mall, standing outside the BuyBuyBaby holding the diaper bag again |
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Sep 8, 2018 02:32
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google THIS posted:All that she wants is another baby little known fact: this song is originally sung about the xenomorph in alien the movie |
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Sep 8, 2018 04:47
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pretty good
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Sep 8, 2018 06:04
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(Group) I want my baby back baby back baby back I want my baby back baby back baby back Chili's, baby back ribs (Deep voice guy) Eat a small child
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Sep 9, 2018 05:25
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Justin Bieber: And I was like baby, baby, baby oh... Teacher: Very good Justin, that is the letter I pointed to. But we call it "lowercase." Next, can anyone define the word "triplets?" JB: (raises hand) Teacher: Anyone else? JB: (waves hand emphatically) |
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Sep 10, 2018 12:58
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Twenty Four posted:(Group) I want my baby back baby back baby back google THIS posted:Justin Bieber: And I was like baby, baby, baby oh...
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Sep 10, 2018 17:40
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lol dumb musician joke but lol
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Sep 10, 2018 19:40
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Twenty Four posted:lol dumb musician joke but lol its just made me think of a large truck backing up to a chili's and offloading several crates of "ethically sourced" baby ribs, probably obtained through those evil scheming bastards at planned parenthood
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Twenty Four posted:(Group) I want my baby back baby back baby back |
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