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Manifisto

"there was definitely a white one," said the corporate giant. "hell there was a buncha white ones. and there was this one that came off the assembly line a couple inches shorter than all the other ones. seems like that shouldn't be able to happen, but by god it did! we called it 'tiny,' everyone laughed and laughed. lotta pickups," said the fortune 500 company gazing mistily into the distance. "lotta pickups."

# ? Sep 9, 2018 14:02

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# ? May 22, 2024 14:13

Peg Sliderskew

I recall Central Park in Fall, but I don't feel like I have to brag about it.

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# ? Sep 9, 2018 14:07

Peg Sliderskew

Also recalled Chris Hemsworth 15 times yesterday but he didn't pick up. Again.

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# ? Sep 9, 2018 15:16

wearing a lampshade

That's a lot of cards.

# ? Sep 9, 2018 16:48

Manifisto

okay, maybe they were not all *successful* pickups, but I must have talked to at least that many ladies in the laundromat, in line at the dmv, by the grocery checkout counter, and so on and so forth

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 9, 2018 17:44

alnilam

*remembering a cool toad i saw the other day* woah, toadal recall

# ? Sep 9, 2018 22:22

Peg Sliderskew

I remember... so many sticks... heaped on the table like fallen soldiers...

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# ? Sep 9, 2018 23:27

FutonForensic

Dear valued customer:

We really wanged it this time! The seatbelts in your vehicle (2006 FORD PLUMPDADDY) are actually Nerd Ropes. This is not a feature. Eat the ropes (they can not be thrown away for environmental reasons), and return your vehicle.

gently caress me,
Ford

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:38

FutonForensic

Captain Ford's Oops! All Cut Brakes

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:39

Twenty Four

FutonForensic posted:

brb changing all my letters to sign off with

gently caress me,
Ford

# ? Sep 10, 2018 01:06

Punk da Bundo: by FactsAreUseless

*Makes joke with buds that FORD stands for Found on Road Dyed, white)

*everybody has a laugh*

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# ? Sep 10, 2018 02:20

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

really disappointed with my truck. it sank in just 5 feet of water.

should name it something less misleading like bridges only pickup instead of ford

# ? Sep 10, 2018 06:46

Zeluth: by Fluffdaddy

A '93 pickup in a Wal-Mart parking lot is where I be, when I go for some toiletries.

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# ? Sep 10, 2018 09:19

vanisher

Life hack: sell your car to someone then do a recall on it. Pay them back but hold 30% because of that weird used car depreciation rule.

# ? Sep 10, 2018 15:37

FutonForensic

"hey Hugh, a million units came off the assembly line with a butt plug in them. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"

Hugh Jazz checked his huge rear end, revealing one million spark plugs. Oh, fie! This was truly the second most embarrassing day in his life.

# ? Sep 10, 2018 15:50

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Ford C.E.O James Hackett steps out onto his penthouse balcony, alone. Detroit rumbles softly far below.

Sure is lonely at the top...

A cold wind blows ripples in the infinity pool as James raises his hands, one to his forehead, and one outstretched to the horizon. Eyes closed, breathing deep.

Return to me, my children.

Jedrick fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Sep 10, 2018

# ? Sep 10, 2018 21:14

City of Glompton

Jedrick posted:

lol

# ? Sep 11, 2018 01:05

Manifisto

Jedrick posted:

# ? Sep 11, 2018 01:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'd rather push a Chevy than recall a Ford

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# ? Sep 11, 2018 01:30

FutonForensic

Jedrick posted:

# ? Sep 11, 2018 02:51

Punk da Bundo: by FactsAreUseless

Jedrick posted:

lol

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# ? Sep 11, 2018 03:14

Stooge

I don't have a Ford pick up but I do have a Ford put down:

Ford cars stink

# ? Sep 11, 2018 08:42

Twenty Four

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Jedrick posted:

lol

# ? Sep 11, 2018 10:53

wearing a lampshade

Jedrick posted:

# ? Sep 11, 2018 13:05

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Jedrick posted:

hahahaha

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# ? Sep 11, 2018 21:02

kalel

Jedrick posted:

Nice

# ? Sep 11, 2018 21:47

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Jedrick posted:

Wow

# ? Sep 14, 2018 09:59

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

ah yes, VIN 1FMZU73E0FFA69101, i remember him well! that was a model year '15 4.3L supercab that rolled off the line november 9, 2014. white exterior, EX trim package, gray interior. the passenger side seatbelt had a weak spring that will need to be replaced after about 20,000 cycles, and the two lower transmission mounting bolts were overtightened by 2.3 ft/lbs. great truck though, sent that one out on a thursday to a dealership in des moines.

this has been so fun, ask me another!

# ? Sep 19, 2018 22:06

artoke

I;m thinking about thos fords

# ? Sep 20, 2018 01:24

google THIS

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# ? Sep 20, 2018 12:55

Dungeon Ecology

Jedrick posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 20:14

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

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# ? Sep 22, 2018 08:18

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# ? May 22, 2024 14:13

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

About a thousand feet below the Ford Factory.

Four men standing on the dark metal cast floor all in full business attire, clearly nervous but trying to maintain their composure.

In front of them floating inside a chemically filled aquarium of sorts is the still living, breathing, thinking body of Henry T. Ford.

Almost yelling, the droning of machines made it almost impossible to speak.

Your worship! We.. We are the representatives of the the board, we had been told you requested our presence.

A raspy weak voice blasted at full volume from the ancient speaker system.

The 15th of June.. 1903.. One hundred fifteen years ago

I.. created the Ford Motor Company.

I created my company with a vision, and for decades these machines have kept me alive for me to see it come to fruition.

Gentlemen, you see, I can no longer be kept alive like this.

I need a new body, a machine body, a body that comprises everything we have accomplished so far..

I'm calling it,

One Ford

Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Sep 23, 2018

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:07

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