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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > My face hurts
 
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CheapBeerNoTears
 N-n no save your tears it’s a waste of good suffering

* # ? Sep 13, 2018 04:08
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:12
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Robot Made of Meat

 'Cause it's killing me!

Oh wait.

NVM


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Sep 13, 2018 04:18
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 you know what would make your face hurt less?

i have no idea which is why i was asking but probably put an icepack on there kiddo because you're SLE Punk now.


* # ? Sep 13, 2018 04:23
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Manifisto


 oo is this a cyoa?

>inventory

* # ? Sep 13, 2018 06:32
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Moon Atari

 You are probably passing a face stone. Trust me, you will want to seek medical help as soon as the pain gets bad.

* # ? Sep 13, 2018 11:25
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

oo is this a cyoa?

>inventory

>Inspect Manifisto's pockets

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Sep 13, 2018 12:41
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Moon Atari posted:

You are probably passing a face stone. Trust me, you will want to seek medical help as soon as the pain gets bad.

Bad news everyone: she's actually passing several face stones. The good news is we're going to make then into a face bracelet. Facelet.


* # ? Sep 13, 2018 12:49
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Manifisto

Splatmaster posted:

>Inspect Manifisto's pockets

* twine
* canadian "twoonie"
* face cream
* face/off cream
* subway free sub card, missing three stamps
* unknown ornate old-timey key

* # ? Sep 13, 2018 15:42
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

hamjobs posted:

Bad news everyone: she's actually passing several face stones. The good news is we're going to make then into a face bracelet. Facelet.


Manifisto posted:

* twine
* canadian "twoonie"
* face cream
* face/off cream
* subway free sub card, missing three stamps
* unknown ornate old-timey key

>give twine
>give key
>give face cream

(For facelet)

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Sep 13, 2018 16:22
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Manifisto

Splatmaster posted:

>give twine
>give key
>give face cream

(For facelet)

uh oh. the facelet is now complete; the prophesy has been fulfilled. an opening appears in the earth before you, revealing a set of steps leading down into inky blackness.

* # ? Sep 13, 2018 21:11
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Update: CheapBeer is for real at the hospital. Please send good vibes and your yobbiest gifs for Good Mornings.


* # ? Sep 14, 2018 00:43
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Manifisto

hamjobs posted:

Update: CheapBeer is for real at the hospital. Please send good vibes and your yobbiest gifs for Good Mornings.

:ohdear: please be safe cheapbeer

this is indeed one of the byobest gifs and accompanying commentary



"Lil Cunty posted:

me on the phone: hi gram what's up...not much, just...you know, raccoon ears.




customer: how much for this please?

me: raccoon ears





cashier: after tax, that comes to-

me: they are back but then they go forward

"Lil Cunty posted:

holy poo poo what is that. is that...a loving almond? omg omg ok keep it cool, stay frosty. you know it looks like an almond but it could be anything. it could be cyanide or...or a very small, dark sun. Ok I'm
going to do it I'm going to grab it. I'm going to touch it. No I'm not. Yes I am. I'm going to grab it here I come. I'm doing it in grabbing the almond I'm going to do it right now with my hands I'm
going to take that almond and HOLY poo poo ITS NOT LAVA AT ALL ITS A TINY ALMOND HOLY loving poo poo EARS FORWARD


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Sep 14, 2018 00:56
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Moon Atari

hamjobs posted:

Update: CheapBeer is for real at the hospital. Please send good vibes and your yobbiest gifs for Good Mornings.

What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace? Hope things are okay, get well soon.

It's not a gif, but please enjoy this brief video that has always helped me in my darkest hours.

* # ? Sep 14, 2018 01:12
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!


https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Sep 14, 2018 02:01
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 CheapBeer update: home, fell asleep in peaches, face hurts much less. Thank you for all the well wishes; we will be using her face stones to build a small cairn to the god of dank memes and dank weede


* # ? Sep 14, 2018 19:25
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Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
just buy a new face

* # ? Sep 14, 2018 20:59
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Manifisto

Ahundredbux posted:

just buy a new face

better yet, let byob design your new face for you

start the thread if you like

(seriously though glad to hear you are out of the hospital and feeling better, cheapbeer)


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Sep 14, 2018 21:04
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