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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The Kingfish posted:

where the gently caress do you think you’re posting rn tho?

what

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Guys I apologize for making this thread, it was a dumb idea. Make whatever joke you want.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
white people love apologizing for being right

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mantis42 posted:

Guys I apologize for making this thread, it was a dumb idea. Make whatever joke you want.

mods knew

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Wealthy white people have successfully made insincere self-depreciation a publicly acceptable substitute for actually helping people.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Mantis42 posted:

Guys I apologize for making this thread, it was a dumb idea. Make whatever joke you want.

ok

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Mantis42 posted:

Guys I apologize for making this thread, it was a dumb idea. Make whatever joke you want.

All of the correct serious answers were on the first page, we just got over the hill of well-meaning but very bad serious posts. The thread will go back to comedy shitposts until about page 10 or so, then it will get genuinely creepy and need to be gassed

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
*consulting my Thread Quality curve charts* I'm still bullish on this thread. Buy the dip, then sell when the thread rating hits 3.3

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
white people love to talk about forum posts like they're investments

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



The Kingfish posted:

where the gently caress do you think you’re posting rn tho?

the delicate thread for fragile things

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Mantis42 posted:

Guys I apologize for making this thread, it was a dumb idea. Make whatever joke you want.

Whats the deal with airline peanuts

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

The OP should put together a tight 5 minute stand up routine using nothing but white people jokes.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
white people drive like this

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I wasn’t saying honky, I was say honki with the I

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
white people love to suggest other people do standup routines

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
white people love posting about what white people love to do

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
lmao we really do

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

white people think observational comedy too spicy 🌶

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

white people think observational comedy too spicy 🌶

:jerry:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


*nodding in approval at Seinfeld’s joke about how dads hate anybody who touches the thermostat*

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's cause the freaking man bun's on too tight!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
So it's settled then? cool. Kill whitey.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mantis42 posted:

Guys I apologize for making this thread, it was a dumb idea. Make whatever joke you want.

"Oh gosh oh geeze you guys please stop posting in my thread oh do nothing more beyond this point unless you really have to i guess..." *refuses to close thread* - a dumb honkey

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Mantis42 posted:

Guys I apologize for making this thread, it was a dumb idea. Make whatever joke you want.

I hosed yer mum ha ha. And made you ha ha ha

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/04/04/94-free-healthcare/

loving white people man

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


white people be like "I want socialized healthcare so I can get care if I'm unemployed" lmao

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