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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

SpaceAceJase posted:

Serve this lovely site on some static CDN in the cloud or whatever and preserve all the shitposts.

this, except instead of preserving the shitposts, feed them into an industrial shredder

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Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
just keep the database and use it to seed a markov chain to generate bad posts

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Zlodo posted:

just keep the database and use it to seed a markov chain to generate bad posts

i really don't like the sound of this.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

President Beep posted:

i really don't like the sound of this.

well you can't do it all yourself

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Amethyst posted:

lmao @ the mod dues thing

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

lol if you've ever used the ignore function like a goddamn coward

ignore is very good

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
some posters just need a good ignorin

(mlmp)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ignore would be good but it’s not like block, it sucks coz u still see that there is a post of theirs so ya wanna see what idiotic thing they wrote so it ends up being moot

should be block as in you don’t even see it happened

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
Ignore/block is a web 2.0 curated narrowcast feature

web forums aren't that. they are like what they are called: a public forum. if ignore worked like block it woudl make the collective discussion confusing. it's also why ignore is an awkward feature that only half does what it promises

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
You know what else does like half what it promises


I dunno, radium I guess.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

TimWinter posted:

You know what else does like half what it promises


I dunno, radium I guess.

your sex life

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



TimWinter posted:

You know what else does like half what it promises


I dunno, radium I guess.

me every day but sprint planning

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
Not to get into your ticket business but the first problem is that you're planning one day sprints.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



no i mean sprint planning day is for promises and the other days are for delivering on half of them

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
You know willful misinterpretation was part of the joke!!!

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



i was unaware. i apologize

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

TimWinter posted:

You know willful misinterpretation was part of the joke!!!

yospos bihct

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe

TimWinter posted:

You know what else does like half what it promises

your dilz

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


idk about that guy but my dilz is WYSIWYG

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
But really why hasn't this site been migrated yet?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Roosevelt posted:

idk about that guy but my dilz is WYSIWYG

do you carry a magnifying glass around with u then?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



using the forums for a year should cost the same as a pair of shoes; the price should be determined per-account

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

the low price subscription omits green and amber, instead you get a stylesheet that makes you look like a waiter

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
anyone talker than 5’10” should have to pay extra.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

President Beep posted:

anyone talker than 5’10” should have to pay extra.

It's a similar payment model to fruit by the foot.

svenkatesh
Sep 5, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
These forums could move to Reddit.

Make it a private subreddit and charge people $10 to be invited.

EZ PZ.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

svenkatesh posted:

These forums could move to Reddit.

Make it a private subreddit and charge people $10 to be invited.

EZ PZ.

out

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

svenkatesh posted:

These forums could move to Reddit.

Make it a private subreddit and charge people $10 to be invited.

EZ PZ.

you should go first

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

svenkatesh posted:

These forums could move to Reddit.

Make it a private subreddit and charge people $10 to be invited.

EZ PZ.

lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
someone get richard on the phone he needs to hear this

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
r/ichard

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
ichard-ray owtax-lay

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
raytheon and lowtax sell the forums to the US military for a trillion dollars, and just make all the regular SA forums hidden to the military. the military will never use it, and the server for it will just get shoved in a closet somewhere and maintained forever.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

svenkatesh posted:

These forums could move to Reddit.

Make it a private subreddit and charge people $10 to be invited.

EZ PZ.

ugh, fully threaded forums are unreadable

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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

~Coxy posted:

ugh, fully threaded forums are unreadable

mlyp

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