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I'm here to tell you: unlikely definitely more than the sum of its parts simply  here's the face that happens for those of you that are wondering and this dog isn't even giving it his all, but imagine if you will – a simultaneous evacuation – and I think you'll start to understand why this is so compelling. also i highly recommend you try it for yourself and then post the picture of your D-face here
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Also cumming
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another reference picture
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Also cumming please tell me how this technique works, does it have anything to do with jelqing or sticking metal rods into my urethra?
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Not that I know of....
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Good thread you got here pal
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this guy actually eats feces according to google so i think he might know about our subject
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pegging
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Maybe...cumming and shitti g at the same time? You know, having an orgasm at the same time your log slithers its rough tongue against your prostate, which is perhaps shivering. For you she goons, I guess its be your pspot E. Can you imagine though
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:
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Successful bulimia makes you feel pretty good.
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Spinning a q-tip in your ear like REALLY fast.
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Dunno, but crushing your enemy, seeing them dirven before and hearing the lamentations of their women is pretty high up the list too.
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Robokomodo posted:Spinning a q-tip in your ear like REALLY fast. drat, this is really good. Reconsidering the thread
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This is BeanpolePeckerwood reminding you to squirt on the go and poo in your pants, but no solid loafs, my dudes
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 Don’t tell me none of you have wanted to try this
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Robokomodo posted:
Dammmmnnnnnnnnn
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Crying while doing thus
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I do not enjoy sitting on the bowl and directing my pissing penis with one hand while trying not to poo poo on my balls.
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Calling right wingers snowflake.
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Someone should be pissing in your face at the same time.
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Shouting "gently caress the police!" about a minute after a cop car has driven by
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i personally prefer the feeling of laying a huge log like the kind thats solid but still RUSHES out of your rear end because of its ridiculous size. the void it leaves feels good somehow, then inevitably i pee immediately afterwards like a firehose even though i dont necessarily feel like i have to pee. again, somehow, this is BETTER than standard pee. i have a theory that the bladder is being jostled about due to the log being ejected in its vicinity and with the sudden lack of pressure the bladder expands comfortably while simultaneously triggering a piss. so its like all the pleasure of a hard pee without the normal discomfort of having a full bladder thats the ticket
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1gnoirents posted:i personally prefer the feeling of laying a huge log like the kind thats solid but still RUSHES out of your rear end because of its ridiculous size. the void it leaves feels good somehow, then inevitably i pee immediately afterwards like a firehose even though i dont necessarily feel like i have to pee. again, somehow, this is BETTER than standard pee. i have a theory that the bladder is being jostled about due to the log being ejected in its vicinity and with the sudden lack of pressure the bladder expands comfortably while simultaneously triggering a piss. so its like all the pleasure of a hard pee without the normal discomfort of having a full bladder  a fibrous loaf, much like this post
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jiggerypokery posted:Successful bulimia makes you feel pretty good. also, look
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I get those good ones when I make my "Green Monster" smoothies whoosh, out like teflon™
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BigBadSteve posted:I do not enjoy sitting on the bowl and directing my pissing penis with one hand while trying not to poo poo on my balls. post a pic of your face while during said activity if you want to prove you don't enjoy it otherwise we can all safely assume you do in fact enjoy it
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This scenario could only be improved if halfway through the poo poo you also suddenly fart, forcing the entire log out like a rocket. The noise of the splashback mingles with tinkles of piss and you've never known more bliss.
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jemand posted:The noise of the splashback mingles with tinkles of piss and you've never known more bliss. The noise of the splash back mingles with tinkles of piss and you've never known - more bliss
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:post a pic of your face while during said activity if you want to prove you don't enjoy it otherwise we can all safely assume you do in fact enjoy it OK, you got me. Sorry for being a party pooper, so to speak. I guess I wanted all the pooping while peeing fun for myself, selfish of me. 1gnoirents posted:i personally prefer the feeling of laying a huge log like the kind thats solid but still RUSHES out of your rear end because of its ridiculous size. the void it leaves feels good somehow, then inevitably i pee immediately afterwards like a firehose even though i dont necessarily feel like i have to pee. again, somehow, this is BETTER than standard pee. i have a theory that the bladder is being jostled about due to the log being ejected in its vicinity and with the sudden lack of pressure the bladder expands comfortably while simultaneously triggering a piss. so its like all the pleasure of a hard pee without the normal discomfort of having a full bladder This is good. Dude, you should be a poop-and-pee scientist (poopandpeeologist?).
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google asked me to captcha after i image searched dog pooping face because apparently only robits like looking at that poo poo  
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