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golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Eox posted:

data centers would cost twice as much to run between all the surge protectors and bear traps you need

And then you end up with a joltik infestation anyway, because joltik are too small to set off the bear traps.


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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i want to eat the; pikachu

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

at least we’d know god is 100% real and also a pokemon

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

SpaceGoku posted:

pikachu is the most popular and well-known pokemon in our reality because it's the mascot of the pokemon franchise but in a world with actual real live pokemon the most popular pokes would probably be really boring but accessible species like skitty or lilipup

pikachus would probably be considered a difficult to handle exotic or perhaps even a public nuisance/pest due to its rodent nature

So it's a raccoon.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Which Pokémon would taste the best

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Jose posted:

Which Pokémon would taste the best

Yomamma

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Jose posted:

Which Pokémon would taste the best

The ice cream Pokemon

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Jose posted:

Which Pokémon would taste the best

they cook and eat taurus all the time in the various non-game pokemon media

slowpoke tails are also a popular(?) snack and apparently you can just hack them off and they grow back but for some reason it's considered really bad to do because it was a team rocket racket in gold/silver

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Jose posted:

Which Pokémon would taste the best




This one doesn't taste as good though.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/dami_lee/status/1063072826167570432

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

golden bubble posted:

And then you end up with a joltik infestation anyway, because joltik are too small to set off the bear traps.




Which is why you hire some electric pokemon to act as bait. Can't have the joltics eating your power if they're eating something else.

Also everyone would be using Charjabugs as electric batteries.




Jose posted:

Which Pokémon would taste the best
Farfetch'd clearly. It comes with its own side dish too!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
what Pokemon would the fascist police use to disperse the riff-raff from gathering to protest the inequality and injustice of capitalism?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

what Pokemon would the fascist police use to disperse the riff-raff from gathering to protest the inequality and injustice of capitalism?

blastoise has built in firehoses

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Lastgirl posted:

what Pokemon would the fascist police use to disperse the riff-raff from gathering to protest the inequality and injustice of capitalism?

blastoise, koffing/weezing, houndour and any fighting types.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
gonna use my porygon to mine bitcoin

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

what Pokemon would the fascist police use to disperse the riff-raff from gathering to protest the inequality and injustice of capitalism?

jiggly puff

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
the fascist police doesn't care for non violent means.

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

They jigglypuff you and you wake up in a blacksite getting waterboarded by a wartortle

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
are private investigators worse than cops? pikachu is not licensed and has no gun but he is absolutely armed

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

Which Pokémon would taste the best

bulbasaur

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Eox posted:

are private investigators worse than cops? pikachu is not licensed and has no gun but he is absolutely armed

imagine getting shot and the electric chair at the same time

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
would guns still exist in this world

would regular animals

would we shoot pokemon

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Eox posted:

are private investigators worse than cops? pikachu is not licensed and has no gun but he is absolutely armed

lower bodycount at least

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

would guns still exist in this world

would regular animals

would we shoot pokemon

he sure as gently caress wasn't holding that stapler like a club

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hmm, let's see:

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Weaponry_in_the_Pok%C3%A9mon_world


lol

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/RedeadLauren/status/1063224754209865729

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Joe Rogan podcasting about Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee in the MMA ring fer dosh :homebrew:

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

Lastgirl posted:

Joe Rogan podcasting about Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee in the MMA ring fer dosh :homebrew:
Already quite a few wrestler pokemon.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/R3dFiVe_art/status/1063160643979804672

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
milf hunter pikachu

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lastgirl posted:

what Pokemon would the fascist police use to disperse the riff-raff from gathering to protest the inequality and injustice of capitalism?

Tyranitar

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Joe Rogan podcasting about how those mankeys will gently caress you up

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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