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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
And I heard real bad free forum jazz. I said unto the angel, "this is bad." Then the angel spoke words of pure righteousness, "thou are death for it is the notes I dont play." As the world crumbled around me I responded;, "bitch, I don't have to listen to the notes you dont play." Then I watched as he released the four bound at Euphrates and responding, "you wana say some thing else jackass?" I had many things to say that moment but as the skies rained blood and people died in the millions around me I decided discretion was our lords will.

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Sing Along

by Athanatos
thats what millennials get for disrespecting coltrane

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
And the angel said, "Behold! Is this your card?"

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the world will not end with a bang but with a sad wah-wah trombone sound

alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

And the angel said, "Behold! Is this your card?"

Farecoal

There he go
in november??

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Splatmaster posted:

And the angel said, "Behold! Is this your card?"
And this is why we celebrate Criss-mas.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Hugh Malone posted:

the world will not end with a bang but with a sad wah-wah trombone sound

I believe it.

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TheToxicEuphoria

Hugh Malone posted:

the world will not end with a bang but with a sad wah-wah trombone sound

Gazpacho

by Fluffdaddy
a voice said "come" and i came

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Gazpacho posted:

a voice said "come" and i came

A voice said "don't come" and I, well, perhaps it's best we don't discuss it.



Finger Prince


After the polyrhythmic drum solo, the angel sounded a suspended sixth on his horn.

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
That's a very fancy euphemism for farting.

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Zorblack

And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.

Hugh Malone posted:

the world will not end with a bang but with a sad wah-wah trombone sound

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