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Hako

by FactsAreUseless
Isn't double jeopardy a thing? I don't know what kind of 3rd world country the servers for this stupid website are on but I feel as though 3 days was taken from my life that I'll never get back. Burt Sexual needs to lose his mod privileges or I'll contact Netflix.

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FluffieDuckie

Hako posted:

Isn't double jeopardy a thing? I don't know what kind of 3rd world country the servers for this stupid website are on but I feel as though 3 days was taken from my life that I'll never get back. Burt Sexual needs to lose his mod privileges or I'll contact Netflix.

Do you have any cats?


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Hako

by FactsAreUseless

FluffieDuckie posted:

Do you have any cats?

No cats are the true horrible monsters.

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Hako posted:

No cats are the true horrible monsters.

Do you have any good dogs


Hako

by FactsAreUseless

hamjobs posted:

Do you have any good dogs

No

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
perhaps a gerbil or a hamster?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
or a turtle?

Hako

by FactsAreUseless
No no and no.

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A bird?


Hako

by FactsAreUseless

Nope

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Amphibians of note?


Hako

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hamjobs posted:

Amphibians of note?

Negative

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Hako posted:

Negative

Do you have any interesting hobbies


Hako

by FactsAreUseless

hamjobs posted:

Do you have any interesting hobbies

I try to own as few pets as I can.

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Hako posted:

I try to own as few pets as I can.

I tried this hobby but failed

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Hugh Malone posted:

I tried this hobby but failed

did you ever have any pets?

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Luvcow posted:

did you ever have any pets?

yeah, that's why i was bad at the not having pets hobby

my cat discouraged me from it

Hako

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Hugh Malone posted:

yeah, that's why i was bad at the not having pets hobby

my cat discouraged me from it

cats are terrible creatures

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Hako posted:

cats are terrible creatures

I'm sorry that you are incorrect


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Hako posted:

cats are terrible creatures

are you a bird or mouse or smth? cuz if so I get it

Macnult

how bout a ferret? they’re stinky but a lot of fun

Hako

by FactsAreUseless

Macnult posted:

how bout a ferret? they’re stinky but a lot of fun

I don't see how this solves the issue in the OP.

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I think the mods were right to probate you twice because of your terrible opinions on pets. Cats are very good as are dogs.

Hako

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sweet geek swag posted:

I think the mods were right to probate you twice because of your terrible opinions on pets. Cats are very good as are dogs.

Cats are lazy immigrants.

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thanjs for telling us about your crimes. what is your favorite pizza?

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Hako posted:

Cats are lazy immigrants.

This is untrue, cats are hard working individuals with narcolepsy and need your help


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pls share more of your crimes op. so that we may better get to know u

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FactsAreUseless

Double jeopardy on SA works like on Jeopardy: guaranteed twice per show.

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I heard the double jeopardy sound in my head when I read that

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I'm sorry, the BYOB appeal is limited by law to people that have and appreciate a cat or a dog. There's nothing we can do.

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i think you should get a dog op

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Hako

by FactsAreUseless

Nosfereefer posted:

i think you should get a dog op

Will you take it out for walks? I'm lazy.

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There's a strange sound coming from your basement, OP. Probably mic3; you might want to get a cat to help deal with that.

kalel

You should start with a house plant, then a fish, then a dog, then a human partner. Just like that movie, 28 days later

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there is a mod on this site who is literally a bird, maybe you can leverage your animal opinions to get in good with her and protect yourself from probations?

note that you will need to acquire a bird, hope you don't mind loud noises


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