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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Sid Vicious posted:

My wife and kids love me, I think what you meant was to say "I will never be loved" about yourself

They are using you.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Three Olives posted:

They are using you.

So what

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

it's called agape

Oh poo poo that's right. Well, they also had lots of gods so what did they call loving all of em? Don't say agapes because that's not one of them.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Just a reminder to you all that God loves you and will always love you. And I love you too.

Love you too.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

phasmid posted:

Oh poo poo that's right. Well, they also had lots of gods so what did they call loving all of em? Don't say agapes because that's not one of them.

The Greeks did not expect you to love their gods

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Everybody hates me because of my smells but they love me once they see how perfectly my balls are formed

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Lucky # 8, 29, 23, 10, 56, 39

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Gaunab posted:

Life is a lot easier when you realize that you'll never be loved. Once that happens you will truly move on with your life.

Get a dog you loser

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Learn Chinese: meat, rou, 肉

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Spot on for me, OP. It’s all good though. More for everybody else, I suppose.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Will you rub my face in it OP?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bombadilillo posted:

Get a dog you loser

It’s honestly kind of creepy when people have an attachment to their dog to the point where they seem like they have a quasi romantic relationship with it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OPs mom loves it when i blast hot ropey loads all over her face

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I still remember when I was like 12 and my recently divorced aunt had a boyfriend and he loved his dog so much the dog would sit in the front passenger seat and my aunt would have to sit in the back

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Aesop Poprock posted:

It’s honestly kind of creepy when people have an attachment to their dog to the point where they seem like they have a quasi romantic relationship with it

Yeah, thats creepy. But if OP wants love, get a dog and dont abuse it and you will have infinite affection. You dont have to love it back.

Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Nov 28, 2018

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Aesop Poprock posted:

I still remember when I was like 12 and my recently divorced aunt had a boyfriend and he loved his dog so much the dog would sit in the front passenger seat and my aunt would have to sit in the back

Holy gently caress lol

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
You'll cowards don't even smoke love.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Aesop Poprock posted:

I still remember when I was like 12 and my recently divorced aunt had a boyfriend and he loved his dog so much the dog would sit in the front passenger seat and my aunt would have to sit in the back

haha classic

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:

OPs mom loves it when i blast hot ropey loads all over her face

Don't you have a wife Nooner.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’ved loved everyone I’ve walked out of the bar at 1:55

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Burt Sexual posted:

I’ved loved everyone I’ve walked out of the bar at 1:55

Bouncers don't love you back.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

phasmid posted:

Bouncers don't love you back.

Go to the gym tomorrow, can’t hurt your trek.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I’d rather be feared than loved.

Or respected.

Idk the expression.

I’d rather be whatever makes me sound the most badass.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The expression I believe you are looking for is "I'd rather be lucky than good."

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I’d rather be feared than loved.

Or respected.

Idk the expression.

I’d rather be whatever makes me sound the most badass.

eat fresh u absolute nincompoop

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
The perfect agape love of the goatman shines on all of us.

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece
A young couple in love are kissing. They are inexperienced in love making. Just as the caressing and embracing gets a lot more passionate, suddenly, the girl stops and says to the boy "what's this thing called, love...?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
My love for you is like a truck.

Eugene V. Deadlift
Apr 8, 2013
Did he say "making gently caress"?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
My love for you is like a duck

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

I can certainly do without duck love.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Gaunab posted:

Life is a lot easier when you realize that you'll never be loved. Once that happens you will truly move on with your life.

Sorry you are hated so much.


Edit: I think you need an emotional support goose.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874801

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Nov 28, 2018

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

Mutual contempt and resigned codependency is the next best thing!

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
You're right OP, I'm trying to love myself and it's very hard.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

pnumoman posted:

You're right OP, I'm trying to love myself and it's very hard.

you could just hate yourself (and by extension people of historically Marginalized groups) like other white nerds do

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

In high school I loved myself pretty much every day, sometimes multiple times a day.

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A person has sworn an oath in front of a judge to love me and the whole thing is on video. If I ever find out they were lying they're going down.

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