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Hey everyone, your friendly neighbourhood HappyKitty here with a new thread Let's all do dramatic readings from the Internet Post in the thread with a link to something to read and I'll record it for you as a dramatic reading Here are some that I've done in the past: https://soundcloud.com/happy-kitty-575253045/incel-the-last-generation https://soundcloud.com/happy-kitty-575253045/temptation-at-the-gala I had more, but Tindeck has died  Anyway, let's get to it! |
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Dec 9, 2018 03:06
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Let's start things off with a reading from this charming bride to be (link for reference - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3751104&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2156#post490537399) https://soundcloud.com/happy-kitty-575253045/polygraph-party (I'm so sorry I sound like Shmorky) |
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Dec 9, 2018 03:29
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haha these are great! how about : Corby Haas posted:Hi my name is Candy Corn I'm new. -- Hi Candy Corn do yo like cats? -- Cats are cool as heck. I also like fettucini for my favorite pasta noodle. -- Yeah cats are my #1 thing nobody asked about spaghetti flavors but my favorite is farfalle you'll probably fit in nicely. -- I met a cat named Tagliatelle once. -- Hi my name is Rumble n Bumble I'm new. - Hi RnB tell me a fact about your childhood. -- I had a racecar bed. -- No way racecars are cool as heck you'll probably fit in good. -- What number was the racecar? BOBBY LABONTE BOBBY LABONTE BOBBY LABONTE BOBBY LABONTE. -- Hi my name is Magnolium Dioxide my favorite Girl Scout Cookie is a Thin Mint. -- LoL welcome to BYOB MD I was going to ask your favorite GSC but you beat me too it! Personally I love Do-si-dos. Do you ever put Thin Mints in the freezer? It's nice to have you here. -- Don't tell nodody but they makin' S'mores now! Shh! I had one in mind from another subforum but it's not right for byob, it's over-the-top appalling but I can't help but break into horrified laughter when reading it
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Dec 9, 2018 10:32
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Your wish is my command https://soundcloud.com/happy-kitty-575253045/byob-asmr |
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Dec 10, 2018 01:15
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HappyKitty posted:Your wish is my command omg
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Dec 10, 2018 01:47
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HappyKitty posted:Your wish is my command lol
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Dec 10, 2018 01:55
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HappyKitty posted:Your wish is my command Haha, excellent computer voice on the BOBBY LABONTE part |
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Dec 10, 2018 21:33
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I'll get in on this. Somebody did an under-appreciated GBS thread a little while ago for dramatic readings of goon posts and it was good fun. I've kind of been meaning to do more. These were my contributions:quote:My phallus shall destroy your vaginal defenses https://soundcloud.com/eric-zak/my-phallus/s-xryVB quote:shat myself twice yesterday, it was in my beanbag chair and i didn't move after the first so it only counts as one https://soundcloud.com/eric-zak/shat-myself-2/s-8zrJk quote:Farted so loud the dog started barking https://soundcloud.com/eric-zak/farted-so-loud/s-4L8jg |
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Dec 10, 2018 21:39
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'll get in on this. Somebody did an under-appreciated GBS thread a little while ago for dramatic readings of goon posts and it was good fun. I've kind of been meaning to do more. These were my contributions: let me know if you want me to delete this comment but i clicked through on the first track on soundcloud figuring i could easily get to the others you posted here and instead found a bunch of tunes and holy poo poo you're music owns, like amazingly good
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Dec 10, 2018 22:17
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Luvcow posted:let me know if you want me to delete this comment but i clicked through on the first track on soundcloud figuring i could easily get to the others you posted here and instead found a bunch of tunes and holy poo poo you're music owns, like amazingly good Well, certainly I don't mind the kind words and the attention, though don't mean to derail a good thread, so  and thanks!
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Dec 11, 2018 01:25
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Oh no, I got high; I wanted to select some texts, but now I'm too high! Oh well, I'll give it a shot: Maybe we could make it a collabbo EDIT: yeah, that goof didn't go over very well, wall of text cut out HappyKitty fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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Dec 11, 2018 03:36
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I just saw this on Facebook and it's pretty wildquote:Before I drunk my dogs pee I felt ugly and had acne. Now I feel healthy and I dont have cancer. Why pay so much money for meds when you can just use your or your neighbors dogs for their pee. It's also shown to help you lose weight.   https://www.facebook.com/lillynn.lew/videos/214206436160774/
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Dec 13, 2018 00:14
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HappyKitty posted:I just saw this on Facebook and it's pretty wild The post is technically true, I'd think.
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Dec 13, 2018 01:49
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HappyKitty posted:I just saw this on Facebook and it's pretty wild https://soundcloud.com/eric-zak/dog-pee/s-nN5K3 |
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Dec 13, 2018 03:19
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Dec 13, 2018 06:11
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lol Feels like an inverse Mitch Hedberg joke. "Now I don't have cancer. I never did, but I still don't." |
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Dec 13, 2018 15:38
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HappyKitty posted:https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1072980183278387202?fbclid=IwAR3Aa-0gnKwIxZIbRNfcfDjPep3km5Hvna5LuoL5_nyey-PnDEpH47Da8pU lol |
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Dec 13, 2018 22:33
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oh I wanna play, and I just got internet back where my PC and microphone are, so here's a short classic! https://soundcloud.com/babyshoes4cash/enlightened |
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Dec 14, 2018 01:42
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BYoB I'm high as gently caress so please give me something to read in a goofy voice maybe with some dramatic background music ooh yeah that would be my jam right nnouw |
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Dec 16, 2018 04:31
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HappyKitty posted:BYoB I'm high as gently caress so please give me something to read in a goofy voice maybe with some dramatic background music ooh yeah that would be my jam right nnouw lover let's start it all again
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Dec 16, 2018 06:47
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Crosspost from the accent thread:HappyKitty posted:I was compelled to do this |
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Dec 23, 2018 21:20
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drilldo squirt posted:That Olaf from frozen is Weed as hell, Elsa and Anna from frozen movie (frozen movie;2018) would smoke that dank joint. Disney movie mickey's great frozen production with Elsa and Anna and the ice queen is five stars of sticky Mary level fun times. I think it is important to do this post, I'm told it's for a very good cause |
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Dec 29, 2018 04:32
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https://soundcloud.com/happy-kitty-575253045/party-dude This got posted in one of the Something Awful Facebook groups |
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Jan 4, 2019 17:19
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Someone referred to this poem in a post the other day and then the bits of it that I remembered were stuck rattling around in my head like an earworm, though reading through the whole thing seemed to help. The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carol, 1872 I know this thread is more for shitpost and I would be happy to do some of those I just couldn't stop thinking about that drat walrus DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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