christmas dinner but it's at that one uncle you don't really likes house

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Punk da Bundo: by FactsAreUseless

*uncle smoking inside, ashes getting all in the punch as he stirs it*

"did i ever tell you kids about the best movie ever made?"

*everybody is awkwardly forced to watch The Patriot extended version on blu-ray while uncle gets all weepy mouthing along the lines when mel gibson is being inspirational to his men*

# ? Dec 10, 2018 02:41

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# ? May 3, 2024 23:26

Manifisto

uncle: christmas comes but once a year. this is the time to come together to enjoy things that people do not normally focus on amidst the hustle and bustle of their everyday lives. deep things, important things, beautiful things. so stop complaining about me having "holly jolly christmas" on the stereo 24/7 during this special time, you'll have plenty of time for other things soon enough.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 10, 2018 04:23

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*spreading several layers of paper towel on the rusty folding chair I've been told to sit in at the "table", trying to ignore the framed "vintage" posters of heather thomas in a bikini that adorn the walls*

# ? Dec 10, 2018 04:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*gathering with the rest of the extended family out in the frigid cold while i gingerly hold my natty light 16oz can and watch my uncle roll coal in his 2019 ford f-350*

# ? Dec 10, 2018 04:42

Punk da Bundo: by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

*gathering with the rest of the extended family out in the frigid cold while i gingerly hold my natty light 16oz can and watch my uncle roll coal in his 2019 ford f-350*

*doing the air pump "honk the horn, brother!" as i roll coal on all of you loving ingrates*

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# ? Dec 10, 2018 06:20

Peanut Butler

*sneaking outside to smoke a one-hitter with the cool cousin while uncle fills the room with the Truth of the Lord*

# ? Dec 14, 2018 09:40

Starshark

"Before we begin our delicious meal - which is my special Turkey Jerky and hard tack - I'd like to give you a quick two-hour speech on why the Constitution means we don't have to bathe or brush our teeth..."

# ? Dec 14, 2018 10:25

Twenty Four

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

*everybody is awkwardly forced to watch The Patriot extended version on blu-ray while uncle gets all weepy mouthing along the lines when mel gibson is being inspirational to his men*

I have done exactly this minus the mouthing along the lines part with the most rear end in a top hat of my rear end in a top hat uncles. It didn't rank anywhere near the worst holiday with him.

# ? Dec 14, 2018 15:40

alnilam

# ? Dec 14, 2018 23:01

Peanut Butler

my uncles all rule actually
it was a lot of "uncle Marc let me spend all night on his new 233Mhz Pentium 2 after Hannukhristmas Pizza"

# ? Dec 14, 2018 23:06

FutonForensic

I open the door and see my uncle standing there in a bathrobe. I say "hello" and he greets me back with "It is very important that you learn everything about Rowdy Roddy Piper immediately"

# ? Dec 15, 2018 04:00

wearing a lampshade

FutonForensic posted:

I open the door and see my uncle standing there in a bathrobe. I say "hello" and he greets me back with "It is very important that you learn everything about Rowdy Roddy Piper immediately"

Opening the door with a casserole dish in my hands and immediately getting my head caved in with a coconut

# ? Dec 15, 2018 08:09

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

*kramers in* shitter's full

# ? Dec 2, 2021 23:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

*stuffs sardines into various nooks and crannies so they'll have a nice fragrance in a few days from unexpected places*

# ? Dec 3, 2021 01:09

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

*stuffs sardines into various nooks and crannies so they'll have a nice fragrance in a few days from unexpected places*

this is just traditional scandinavian christmas preparation. thn the children get to hunt for the rancid fish on christmas day, which will later be consumed as the main course

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# ? Dec 3, 2021 19:45

frump truck: hello... again!

me: hello
uncle: this spoon should be farther away from the other spoon. this turkey has to be cut at a 38 degree angle. everything i do has to be perfect forever

# ? Dec 5, 2021 15:31

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Why the hell are all these people in my house!?!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 5, 2021 15:36

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# ? May 3, 2024 23:26

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Turns out you're the relation nobody likes when you overhear everyone drunkenly talking about how you're an "idiot pot head" while chainsmoking.

Your family sucks.

# ? Dec 5, 2021 17:59

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