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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bible posted:

Of course, Jesus being God incarnate is pretty much only in John. The earliest Gospel, Mark, and the others never reference Jesus as divine.

On and off, such a view was considered heresy, until the Council of Nicea finally ruled that Jesus was literally an incarnation of God as Man, and that was far more in the interest of politics than of accuracy.

if he isn't devine then why would we care? All the apostles thought he was the son of God. What is the point if they didn't?
He wasn't God incarnate. He was God given flesh. Had to live like we did. That was the point. He learned how to be human, and that gave him love for us.

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Biscuit Hider
Mark is a fun one because some of the earlier manuscripts we have for Mark stop after Jesus goes in the tomb. No resurrection. Oops!

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Everyone loves jesus. jesus this jesus that. God gets a lot of shout outs too. Thank god. God is good. God will punish you.

But what about the third member of the trinity why no respect no name drops? The super bowl winner never says "i couldnt have done it without the holy ghost"

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Dont Touch ME posted:

The origins of judiasm are in the cult of the israelites and featured a full pantheon of gods. Ever wonder why god tells Abraham his name is El? Its because El was the top dog of the semitic pantheon, YHWH was a god of war. Basically, god killed the son of the old god, then killed the old god and married his wife. However there came a point where god decided this wasn't enough and had the israelites purify their cult and god killed his wife, Asherah, and on top of it all had the holy text rewritten into the Torah. The end result is basically YHWH going "We're all fine here, just fine. Uhh, how are... how are you?"

The purification is still preserved in the bible too. When King David loses his poo poo and cuts down a bunch of trees? That's the expulsion of Asherah from the canon.

Yeah, Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey was pretty cool.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if he isn't devine then why would we care? All the apostles thought he was the son of God. What is the point if they didn't?
He wasn't God incarnate. He was God given flesh. Had to live like we did. That was the point. He learned how to be human, and that gave him love for us.

Or it's just a legend and legends tend to have people behave unbelievably for the sake of the story. I mean, go read the earlier gospels yourself. Mark was written first, then Matthew, Luke, and finally John. See for yourself.

The point, at that time, was really more that he was a great teacher and an important prophet. No one in Mark, Jesus included, sees Jesus as any sort of God. The story just keeps getting exaggerated with each telling. A game of inter-generational telephone. For that matter, Paul never seems to believe that either, nor does he seem to know much of anything about Jesus' life or works.

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Mark is a fun one because some of the earlier manuscripts we have for Mark stop after Jesus goes in the tomb. No resurrection. Oops!

Yeah, the final chapter of Mark is pretty well accepted by NT scholars to be completely fabricated much later to put it more in-line with the later gospels. Jesus is clearly considered fully human in Mark. No one says anything otherwise, and as you said, there isn't even a resurrection until much later when one was added by a completely different writer.

As the other gospels were later written, they added more divine attributes to him as the official doctrine of the church began to change. Those have also been subject to many changes over time as well, of course, to suit varying political environments.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Jan 18, 2019

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
I took a bible class in college and my favorite gospel was Mark because it was the shortest!

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
[Intro: Killah Priest]
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

[Hook: Killah Priest]
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The basic instructions before leaving Earth
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The basic instructions before leaving Earth

[Verse 1: Killah Priest]
Knowledge this wisdom, this goes back when I was 12
I loved doing right but I was trapped in Hell
Had mad ideas, sad eyes and tears
Years of fears but yo my foes couldn't bear
I searched for the truth since my youth
And went to church since birth but it wasn't worth the loot
That I was paying plus the praying
I didn't like staying 'cause of busy-bodies and dizzy hotties
That the preacher had souped up with lies
Had me cooped up looking at loot, butt and thighs
During the service he swallowed up the poor
And after they heard this, they wallowed on the floor
But I ignored and explored my history that was untold
And watched mysteries unfold
And dropped a jewel like Solomon but never followed men
'Cause if you do your brain is more hollow than
Space oblivia or the abyss
With no trace of trivia left with the hiss
Does it pay to be deaf, dumb and blind?
From a slave we was kept from the mind
And from the caves he crept from behind
And what he gave was the sect of the swine
When the Bible, it condemns the pig
I don't mean to pull your hems or flip your wigs
But we used to wear a turban but now we're in the urban
No more wearing beanies and dress like the genie
No hocus pocus 'cause I focus on the facts
And put it on the tracks, embroid it through the wax
I speak on Jacob, it might take up some time
And too much knowledge, it might break up the rhyme
I did it anyway just to wake up the mind
Of those who kiss stones or prays on the carpet
Those who sit home or sell books by the market
Need to chill and get their mind revived
For years religion did nothing but divide
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

[Hook: Killah Priest]
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research, I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research, I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

[Verse 2: Killah Priest]
I strolled through the books of Job to unfold
And open bibles, instead of hoping on revivals
Calling on His name and screaming hallelujah
When he hardly knew ya, that's how the Devil fooled ya
See look into my eyes brethren, that's the lies of a Reverend
Why should you die to go to Heaven?
The Earth is already in space, the Bible I embrace
A difficult task I had to take
I studied till my eyes was swollen and only arose when
I found out that we were the chosen
I deal with the truth and build with the youth
And teach my son as he kneels on the stoop
Son, life is a pool of sin, corrupted with foolish men
And women with wicked minds who build picket signs
To legalize abortion, the evil eye extortion
I quiz son with my wisdom
Before I converted, I was perverted and knowledge was asserted
The study of wisdom, I preferred it
The understanding, it gave me mental freedom
I even learnt Caucasian were really the Tribe of Edom
The white image of Christ is really Cesare Borgia
And uhh, the second son of Pope Alexander
The Sixth of Rome and once the picture was shown
That's how the devils tricked my dome
I prophesized to save a man, but no one gave a drat
For my nation, the seed of Abraham
Blessed with the tongue of Hebrew
Now we're strung on needles and some are plunging evils
So study and be wise in these days of darkness
Peace to my nephew Marcus

The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

[Hook: Killah Priest]
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research, I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research, I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research, I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Life is a test many quest the Universe
And through my research, I felt the joy and the hurt
The first shall be last and the last shall be first
The Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

[Outro: The Egyptian sample]
Thebes, city of lust and evil
Men deserve injustice
They deserve their cruel priests and evil gods, for we are vile
No more than a crawling disease on the face of the Earth
The grave is the only cure from our vileness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSX6gGa6XuA

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

proverbs 20 posted:

Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise.

i already knew this but it is not helpful to me

also i am loving the word "sluggard" which is coming up a lot now

proverbs 26 posted:

like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “i was only joking"

god is not one for irony posting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bible posted:

Or it's just a legend and legends tend to have people behave unbelievably for the sake of the story. I mean, go read the earlier gospels yourself. Mark was written first, then Matthew, Luke, and finally John. See for yourself.

The point, at that time, was really more that he was a great teacher and an important prophet. No one in Mark, Jesus included, sees Jesus as any sort of God. The story just keeps getting exaggerated with each telling. A game of inter-generational telephone. For that matter, Paul never seems to believe that either, nor does he seem to know much of anything about Jesus' life or works.


Yeah, the final chapter of Mark is pretty well accepted by NT scholars to be completely fabricated much later to put it more in-line with the later gospels. Jesus is clearly considered fully human in Mark. No one says anything otherwise, and as you said, there isn't even a resurrection until much later when one was added by a completely different writer.

As the other gospels were later written, they added more divine attributes to him as the official doctrine of the church began to change. Those have also been subject to many changes over time as well, of course, to suit varying political environments.

of course its a legend. Jesus didn't write the book, He probably wouldn't even approve of it. The big thing he said was "Love thy neighbor". That was all he wanted.

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Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

I really really don't wanna gently caress my neighbour, Jesus please, don't make me do this!

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