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I got a doctor's note from the doctor today. Which ones have ya'll gotten
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Thread looks sick, OP. Better get a note for that, too
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Jan 4, 2019 05:14
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Dr. gently caress Med? Looks like a fake note to me.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:23
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Last week a doctor instructed me to cut the head off a cat. I'm not even making this up. He got angry when I laughed and said he couldn't possibly be serious. He said it was very important that I find the cat and cut its head off.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:46
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Atlas Hugged posted:Last week a doctor instructed me to cut the head off a cat. I'm not even making this up. He got angry when I laughed and said he couldn't possibly be serious. He said it was very important that I find the cat and cut its head off. Maybe the cat is a metaphor for syphilis and by cut its head off he means ingest penicillin.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:47
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Salty Josh posted:Maybe the cat is a metaphor for syphilis and by cut its head off he means ingest penicillin. Close! I was petting a local semi-feral cat and it got annoyed and bit me and I decided not to run the risk of "was it rabid" and decided to chat with a local doctor. The doctor said, "We're experiencing a national rabies outbreak, find the cat, kill it, and remove its head that we might examine its brain."
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Jan 4, 2019 05:50
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Rabies is the least bad result I get after handling the pussy around here, consider yourself lucky. Mom jokes to follow.
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Jan 4, 2019 06:16
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Atlas Hugged posted:Last week a doctor instructed me to cut the head off a cat. I'm not even making this up. He got angry when I laughed and said he couldn't possibly be serious. He said it was very important that I find the cat and cut its head off. thats weird mine told me to shove a lime in a coconut
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Jan 4, 2019 06:25
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In the UK they are fed up with "Sick Lines", now we get "Fit Notes" which say what you CAN do, rather than saying you should be off work. My doctor can't be arsed with them so she just writes the reason for absence down as "sick", and what you can do as "recover" for as long as you want. Pointless exercise, I bust my leg and she wrote me a Fit Note for 6 months saying the reason for absence was "pain", and I was fit to do "nothing" for 6 months. On full pay. And was happy to write another note for the next 6 months on half pay if I wanted - but by then I was bored with doing gently caress all, had taken 3 holidays abroad, and went back to work out of sheer boredom. Doctors here in the UK are terrified of getting sued, so if you go in and complain of stress or depression, you instantly get a line for as long as you want - just in case you actually ARE stressed, anxious, or depressed, and kill yourself rather than go back to work.
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Jan 4, 2019 06:50
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Atlas Hugged posted:Close! I was petting a local semi-feral cat and it got annoyed and bit me and I decided not to run the risk of "was it rabid" and decided to chat with a local doctor. The doctor said, "We're experiencing a national rabies outbreak, find the cat, kill it, and remove its head that we might examine its brain." yeah I know a dude his cat bit him and they made him chop the head off and mail it in he was really pissed cause it was a good cat apparently just grumpy that day now that I think about it they might have had like a dead cat drop off box instead of making him mail it it could have gone either way tbh
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Jan 4, 2019 08:23
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THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT
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Jan 4, 2019 08:25
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SniperWoreConverse posted:THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT Headless cats abound.
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Jan 4, 2019 09:19
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Rabies is apparently one of the worst and only death sentences that you can end up with through no fault of your own. A man sleeps, a rabid bat flies by and bites him, he does not notice, he dies screaming because he is horrified about light moving around and cannot go anywhere near water and this all causes his body to self destruct. Don't get rabies, everybody. Not even once.
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Jan 4, 2019 13:15
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Real Mean Queen posted:Rabies is apparently one of the worst and only death sentences that you can end up with through no fault of your own. A man sleeps, a rabid bat flies by and bites him, he does not notice, he dies screaming because he is horrified about light moving around and cannot go anywhere near water and this all causes his body to self destruct. Don't get rabies, everybody. Not even once. What if having rabies is part of my identity and i have a spiritual affinity for rabies.....ever consider that?
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Jan 4, 2019 13:27
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god I thought this zombie fad had run its course by now
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Jan 4, 2019 14:04
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I also live in Pound Town.
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Jan 4, 2019 14:19
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SniperWoreConverse posted:god I thought this zombie fad had run its course by now you thought undead creatures had died out? 
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Jan 4, 2019 14:59
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stank puss keep shootin doodie butter
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Jan 4, 2019 15:58
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Salty Josh posted:I got a doctor's note from the doctor today.  DOCTOR FAKE MEDS! NO DELUSION!
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Jan 4, 2019 16:43
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if your work requires doctors notes for absences you should really evaluate your life choices
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Jan 4, 2019 18:11
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Atlas Hugged posted:Last week a doctor instructed me to cut the head off a cat. I'm not even making this up. He got angry when I laughed and said he couldn't possibly be serious. He said it was very important that I find the cat and cut its head off. He actually told you to slay that pussy.
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Jan 4, 2019 18:39
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Condolences for your thread, op
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Jan 4, 2019 18:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFflmvcXHEk
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Jan 4, 2019 18:49
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If you are a doctor, can you write your own notes?
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Jan 4, 2019 19:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you are a doctor, can you write your own notes? you can write your own prescriptions. It's like 90% of the reason to become a doctor
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Jan 5, 2019 16:54
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Rutibex posted:you can write your own prescriptions. It's like 90% of the reason to become a doctor Shiiit. Imagine being a doctor/banker, printing free money and getting all the drugs.
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Jan 5, 2019 21:08
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Yup
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Jan 6, 2019 06:07
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Atlas Hugged posted:Close! I was petting a local semi-feral cat and it got annoyed and bit me and I decided not to run the risk of "was it rabid" and decided to chat with a local doctor. The doctor said, "We're experiencing a national rabies outbreak, find the cat, kill it, and remove its head that we might examine its brain." Uhhh so did you get post exposure prophylaxis? Like I feel like a doctor shouldn't be encouraging someone who isn't animal control to hunt down a possibly rabid feral cat. You should just get the vaccines. If you can test the animal to confirm that's ideal but you can't really be too careful when rabies is pretty much always fatal. I remember the first time I learned about rabies it was because I played some weird computer game where you shrunk down to microscopic size and fought different diseases. I'm pretty sure it was this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOaYbXU12to Don't get rabies  Edit - to be fair, I don't think there's been a documented case of transmission from cat to human in a long time. Pretty unlikely you'd get it. You can always observe the cat for 10 days and if it doesn't die or show signs of rabies then it shouldn't have been able to infect you either! Dixville fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Jan 6, 2019 |
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Jan 6, 2019 06:42
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Atlas Hugged, I'm sorry but next full moon you will change into... a pussy!
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Jan 6, 2019 07:17
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There's been a bunch of deaths from dog bites in my area over the last year so yeah I went ahead and did the shots. Insurance is paying for it so no problem for me. I used to see the cat every single day and now I haven't seen the cat since the incident, so that's worrisome. And this is Thailand, so me being told to go on a cat safari to remove its head is pretty much par for the course.
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Jan 6, 2019 07:22
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op if i was a doctor i'd molest u
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Jan 6, 2019 08:26
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Atlas Hugged posted:Close! I was petting a local semi-feral cat and it got annoyed and bit me and I decided not to run the risk of "was it rabid" and decided to chat with a local doctor. The doctor said, "We're experiencing a national rabies outbreak, find the cat, kill it, and remove its head that we might examine its brain." Haha wow religion and superstition still reign supreme in the US, am I right?
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Jan 6, 2019 09:42
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Atlas Hugged posted:Close! I was petting a local semi-feral cat and it got annoyed and bit me and I decided not to run the risk of "was it rabid" and decided to chat with a local doctor. The doctor said, "We're experiencing a national rabies outbreak, find the cat, kill it, and remove its head that we might examine its brain." Doing this is always fun "do you need the whole body of the dog/cat/bat/etc"? "No just hack off the head and bring it back  "
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Jan 6, 2019 10:51
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Like I can understand hacking of a dog head but you can fit a whole cat in a big envelope. These rabies scientists are loving with people.
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Jan 6, 2019 10:55
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Why would they want to go through the hassle of decapitating it and disposing of the body when they can make some random farang do it?
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Jan 6, 2019 12:14
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Flannelette posted:Doing this is always fun "do you need the whole body of the dog/cat/bat/etc"? "No just hack off the head and bring it back Id just put it in an HEB bag and take it to them.
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quote:Dear Teacher
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