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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Wrestling is more real than football

triple h put over more talent than tom brady

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The Patriots are the Rowdy Roddy Piper of the NFL.

Their masterpiece will be the remake of They Live, but the ultimate twist will be that it was a documentary all along.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

JFC, I am so sick of them rehashing this loving script.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Another Vince McMahon booking, the stalwart veteran jobbing out the new upcoming guy.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
THIS poo poo IS RIGGED

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

This is the best thing to happen to football since the forward pass

Vince wanted to bring football to the WWE. NFL beat them by adding wrestling storylines.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Power of Pecota posted:

the NFL is scripted - 2019 edition

the NFL is scripted - 2019 edition

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

I see the writers aren't wasting any time at all trying to force the Patriots over again.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The NFL is scripted, and it rules

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Thread necromancy, I know, but now with inside knowledge

Vontaze Burfict Says NFL Games are Rigged

I mean, who's more credible than one of their top heels?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

the_steve posted:

Thread necromancy, I know, but now with inside knowledge

Vontaze Burfict Says NFL Games are Rigged

I mean, who's more credible than one of their top heels?

I genuinely wish this were true.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
How are you going to make me click on a Barstool link? Get it together Steve.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Vontaze Burfict fuckin rules

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

AB faked the hit

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Patriots

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Refs picking and choosing calls isn't news, it's the b n b of all sports.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Vontaze Burfict fuckin rules

Be sure to catch him this coming year in the XFL.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
A Tim Donaghy-tyle scandal would be pretty spicy, though.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Proof the NFL is scripted: After squashing the Rams in the final match theyre burying that plotline completely so they can move onto the next one.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cavauro posted:

AB faked the hit

is this a real conspiracy theory?



i mean im here for it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Gotta say, for all the NFL script's problems, the Buffalo Bills' subplot is really captivating.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Gotta say, for all the NFL script's problems, the Buffalo Bills' subplot is really captivating.

I can't wait to see how they outdo the Music City Miracle when the Bills get eliminated in the first round.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
I’m warming up a spot for myself in this thread in case thee isn’t a new one for next week.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
In the end this thing is gonna wrap up as rushed and bad as GoT/RoS

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
the ending to last night's Seattle/SF game was almost one of those "couldn't have scripted this better" moments but instead wound up being a climactic car chase scene where the hero randomly hits a telephone pole and dies

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

i forget what game i posted this thread about but not you better believe there will be a 2020 scripted thread

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

The NFL is scripted - 2019 edition

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Jason Garrett finishing 8-8 and losing the division in the final week might have been a bit of an overdone plot point from a few seasons back but it was always such a crowd pleaser they brought it back one last time for the holidays.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Power of Pecota posted:

the NFL is scripted - 2019 edition

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The Script for last 2 decades has been an interesting one but honestly it's the most common story ever.


The heel faction spends the best part of 20 years dominating, eating up most records in their wake. Overtaking Joe Montana and tying with a previous heel faction for most SB wins.

However, this year, a handsome young QB is going to lead the baby face team to try exact terrible vengeance and reclaim the title for the memory of Montana and Young.


Only to be jobbed out in the NFCCG to the Eagles because "You don't like what you think you like. You like what Goodell tells you to like"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

JAMOOOL posted:

the ending to last night's Seattle/SF game was almost one of those "couldn't have scripted this better" moments but instead wound up being a climactic car chase scene where the hero randomly hits a telephone pole and dies

But the Niners won :confused:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


the nfl is scripted

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
2020 script good so far A+ #1 would watch again

Barudak
May 7, 2007

They did it, the fuckers finally did it. After 20 seasons they realized the TB plotline had nowhere to go

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Barudak posted:

They did it, the fuckers finally did it. After 20 seasons they realized the TB plotline had nowhere to go

I'm looking forward to when the fans revolt and they re-write next season as an apology. Just like how Rise of Skywalker is an apology and retcon of The Last Jedi. Brady will return ascendant and will save the NFL again.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

The NFL is scripted - 2019 edition

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Houston @ KC is scripted.

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

new year new scripted thread thank you all for your support

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