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| chinese people jumping to their deaths at fiphone factories |
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| Steve Jobs is dead and im glad of it |
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| tech bro Goku sitting in a dimly lit cubicle jerking off and crying |
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:This is actually kinda cool, although the slots molded into the bumper(s) would look a little weird if they didn't have anything in them.  Until you realize he was doing it to park in handicapped spaces (I did get my steps in that week though)
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it was cool how he treated his daughter like poo poo oh wait no that sucked lol he dead
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Jan 16, 2019 21:15
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fun fact this is the first hit for “crying jobs dead” on google images (which maybe is influenced by my bubble) is a link to SA with this text “Steve Jobs is dead - The Something Awful Forums i tried gis "dead jobs crying hipster, apple store crying hipster, if you cried when steve jobs died please kill yourself" and got nothing.”
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Jan 16, 2019 22:18
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I used to be glad he was dead. But now I see how lovely apple has become in terms of any sort of advancement and I feel that maybe it would have been better had he lived. Not that I want Apple to do well. But at least when he was around things were interesting. It's like Tim Cook embodies Jobs greed but not his ambition.
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Jan 16, 2019 22:29
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i legit forgot that he was dead, so thank you for the reminder
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God bless Jeeves Sobs
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"i need a device that costs a whole paycheck at least every 2 years" is still such a weird status symbol for all of society to just *have* now, thankfully ive never had someone talk poo poo about people who down own the latest iphone but is that because i only hang out with olds or is it something regular people deal with offline?
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:what do you think steve would think about people running around with white plastic tampons in their ears You have never seen a vagina in real life.
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Jan 17, 2019 02:05
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My only regret is that he didn’t take more billionaires with him
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I suppose to be fair at least we know who he was. ‘That Korean oval office in charge of Samsung what sold me a poo poo phone that self-combusted and burned my dick off’ doesn’t have the same snap as ‘Steve Jobs is DEAD.’ Also gently caress Steve Jobs for turning every single product launch / reveal into sort sort of evangelical hysteria of nerds screaming like the guy on stage is levitating cats with his loving mind and not showing a poo poo trailer for the next CoD that looks like the last CoD, or people acting like the new slightly less poo poo version of Oracle will enable interstellar travel and Larry Ellison will shoot us all into the future on his surgically enhanced cybercock. gently caress Larry Ellison as well. And gently caress the snapchat guy. I don’t even know what shapchat is for but I’m pretty sure the rich obnoxious young oval office who made it was only made possible because of Steve loving Jobs. But yeah, Steve Jobs is dead from rear end cancer. Which is ironic because everyone claims phones do it to your head, so maybe he was talking out of his arsehole and radiation did it.
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Sent... ...sent from my iBone
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Kazak posted:Sent... sup bones
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Fun fact: Jobs is buried in an unmarked grave at the same cemetery where my father is buried. They have a guestbook in the main building where people write thoughts and prayers. On the 2nd page someone wrote "wish you the best of luck in hell, rear end in a top hat"
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:You have never seen a vagina in real life. yeah but I've smelled them. ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jan 17, 2019 |
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hi5 fellow vagina smeller 
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It just occured to me that my last post could come off kinda weird and creepy so before anyone gets the wrong idea I just want you to know it's my job I dunno what SCROTO TURBOSPERG's doing though. Think you got some explainin' to do buddy.
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YeahTubaMike posted:i legit forgot that he was dead, so thank you for the reminder To be fair he isn't technically dead 
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underthecube posted:"i need a device that costs a whole paycheck at least every 2 years" is still such a weird status symbol for all of society to just *have* now, thankfully ive never had someone talk poo poo about people who down own the latest iphone but is that because i only hang out with olds or is it something regular people deal with offline? i have a ten-year old flip-phone i'm also poor, but even if i wasn't i'd still have a flip-phone
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Jan 17, 2019 04:51
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iPhone created an entire branch of tech and then everyone else did it better, lol
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this bitch had the mild version of the ridiculously incurable cancer that killed someone who was very important to me, and like a dumbass he ate fruit to try to fix it gently caress him forever rest in piss
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funkybottoms posted:i have a ten-year old flip-phone I like how smartphones have become so cheap and widespread that I’ve seen a couple homeless folks with them. I like to wonder what homeless text culture is like. Also hold onto your flip phone because once you taste smartphone ownership there’s no going back, so begin to be $40-80 more poor each month.
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:this bitch had the mild version of the ridiculously incurable cancer that killed someone who was very important to me, and like a dumbass he ate fruit to try to fix it That’s what I found a little bit offensive. On one hand, what people do or don’t do to their bodies is none of my business. But on the other hand, there’s tons of folks who have/had the same condition. Those poor folks either went bankrupt fighting it or couldn’t afford treatment, then they see this dude who voluntarily dies by ignoring science while resting on ridiculous amounts of money.
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buglord posted:I like how smartphones have become so cheap and widespread that I’ve seen a couple homeless folks with them. I like to wonder what homeless text culture is like. Detroit homeless guy ‘spare a buck for a cup of joe’ - okay so maybe it’s in the 30’s Great Depression idk. Bay Area homeless guy ‘spare 999 bucks so I can upgraded to the new IPhone X11 with dataplan? I accept PayPal, bitcoin and I have square for all major credit cards. And if you could credit my Uber and airB&B accounts with a couple of G’ that’d be swell.’ ‘No.get a job you lazy bum’ Yelling ‘this guy is a Republican!’ ‘Shutup and take the money.’
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buglord posted:I like how smartphones have become so cheap and widespread that I’ve seen a couple homeless folks with them. I like to wonder what homeless text culture is like. They're not just cheap, they're free. I used to have a smartphone where I just had to make a call to any number once a month to keep my service, and I'll see groups giving them out to anyone who qualifies in some of the poorer areas I've lived. According to the people I've known, they text about drama happening in their circles, where to score, and stuff they can get for free/cheap.
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Hey Chinatown eat any interesting burritos recently? Chile relleno burritos are amazing but I'm needing something new. On topic: cell phones are stupid. Apple products are stupid. Apple cell phones are stupid squared.
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buglord posted:That’s what I found a little bit offensive. On one hand, what people do or don’t do to their bodies is none of my business. But on the other hand, there’s tons of folks who have/had the same condition. Those poor folks either went bankrupt fighting it or couldn’t afford treatment, then they see this dude who voluntarily dies by ignoring science while resting on ridiculous amounts of money. That's what makes it funny. A man with hubris the size of the sun dies of cancer that he could afford to treat and probably live a relatively normal life. But he chose to treat it with fruit. Lmao forever.
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Norfolks Given posted:I suppose to be fair at least we know who he was. The snapchat guys actually sold snapchat for a billion dollar to google. And then they did an interview laughing about the fact that Google literally paid a billion dollar for snapchat. That was pretty cool imo
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King of Bees posted:I think about this man child from time to time and wonder what was going through his head at that moment in time and how is he doing now and what decisions were made in his life for him to have the reaction we see in that photo. I was just wondering that too. Is there any more backstory to the douchiest pic on the internet? I wonder if he feels dumb or just went on ahead full throttle. Last year all three of my kids wanted iphones. I got them 189 dollar Honor 7X's and they grumbled but not too loudly because they knew I'd take that poo poo back if they acted like jerks about it. A year later 2 are lost and 1 is broke. I wonder what to get them this year. The Dregs fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jan 17, 2019 |
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