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By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And a lot of weevils washed out and im like: "Hahaha gently caress you weevils youre not stealing food from my family anymore!"
and also "I got your number! you fukin insects are weak against being stored at the freezer, you will not be performing your devious sexual perversities anymore!"

"HAHA!"
:fuckoff:

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Manifisto


By popular demand posted:

And a lot of weevils washed out and im like: "Hahaha gently caress you weevils youre not stealing food from my family anymore!"
and also "I got your number! you fukin insects are weak against being stored at the freezer, you will not be performing your devious sexual perversities anymore!"

"HAHA!"
:fuckoff:

:redass: uh excuse me buddy, speak no weevil


ty nesamdoom!

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


BUGS STEALING FOOD FROM MY FAMIL!!!

I'll hunt them down to the last and grin as I consume my rich nutritious legumes!

Manifisto


By popular demand posted:

BUGS STEALING FOOD FROM MY FAMIL!!!

I'll hunt them down to the last and grin as I consume my rich nutritious legumes!

me [to weevil, patiently]: okay, spit it out buddy. I'm waiting . . . I have all day if necessary . . .


ty nesamdoom!

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


legumes are now tender and buttery and completely free of bugs.

I am filled with quiet satisfaction, all is right with the world.

ThatNateGuy

"Is that right?"
about how many weevils did you exorcise from your legumes

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


about 30-50 from 1kg of lupin beans

glowing-fish

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
So sounds like you've been dealing with the problem.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

glowing-fish posted:

So sounds like you've been dealing with the problem.

great, now we'll all be thinkin bout thos beens again

glowing-fish

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

opioid agonist posted:

great, now we'll all be thinkin bout thos beens again

I am going to make a meme featuring Martin Heidegger saying "Still thinking about those beings"

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


opioid agonist posted:

great, now we'll all be thinkin bout thos beens again

This never has been a problem for me, I threw those thoughts in the bin. No use just lupin in your mind.

google THIS

Are they big legumes

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

google THIS posted:

Are they big legumes

Yeah, gonna need some pics of the legumes for personal purposes

Stooge


did the weavils say leh gooo me?

eh? ya geddit?
like legume?

BUT SAID WEIRD???









sorry.



Paperboy

:shepface:
You fed yourself, but you starved the weevils. How will you sleep at night?

*is secretly a weevil*

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


google THIS posted:

Are they big legumes

about 1.5*1.5cm in size

bare bottom pancakes posted:

Yeah, gonna need some pics of the legumes for personal purposes

just google seatrch for "lupin beans" friendo

Stooge posted:

did the weavils say leh gooo me?

eh? ya geddit?
like legume?

BUT SAID WEIRD???


the offencive insects were silent

Paperboy posted:

You fed yourself, but you starved the weevils. How will you sleep at night?

quite well I hope.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
those weevils were one day away from retirement :(

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


See you in court buddy, I'm a lawyer for Big Weevil


By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


weevils are nothing before crebs, Leonard J. Crabs ESQ. that is.
See ya in court.

Jaded Burnout


give peas a chance

hamjobs posted:

See you in court buddy, I'm a lawyer for Big Weevil

Rule 1: Do No Weevil

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto



holy lol

google THIS

The weevils did, in fact, go down

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



they were as gnats before my rightous fury!

Space Taxi
*Beat cop discovers weevils stealing legumes*

COP: Freeze!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Space Taxi posted:

*Beat cop discovers weevils stealing legumes*

COP: Freeze!


Stooge


Space Taxi posted:

*Beat cop discovers weevils stealing legumes*

COP: Freeze!

COP 1: keep your pincers where I can see 'em

COP 2: look out, his thorax is articulated!

COP 1: OH SHI-

*Numerous gunshots*



joke_explainer


why were there weevils in the legumes in the first place? i've bought those weird beans before and washed em and never saw no weevils...

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


6 MONTHS AGO: A date that will live in infamy, I opend my pantry to discover it INFESTED!

The azuki beans: the most affected and clearly the ppoint of entery for the initial infiltraitors, those had to be disposed of.
the other legumes and grains were inspected and found to be only lightly corrupted by the enemy, those were hastily transported to the freezer where the repugnant cycle of multiplication ceases and insects die.

I've since taken to placing all grains and legumes to the freezer for at least three (3) days, God bless this mess.

alnilam

Pantry bugs are the worst i have dealt witg meal moths enough times that i always freeze grains for a week and store everything in tightly sealed bins

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By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Right on.
:flame::hf::commissar:

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