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My daughter is 1 day old, and Tom Brady is undefeated during her life. All she knows is a cold, sterile future where LA and Boston win. 
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Jan 21, 2019 04:22
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Chichevache posted:My daughter is 1 day old, and Tom Brady is undefeated during her life. All she knows is a cold, sterile future where LA and Boston win. Just make her middle name "Tom" and she'll be a winner from the start.
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Jan 21, 2019 04:22
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Chichevache posted:My daughter is 1 day old, and Tom Brady is undefeated during her life. All she knows is a cold, sterile future where LA and Boston win. there is no hope
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Jan 21, 2019 04:23
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May she never accidentally watch Super Bowl 49.
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Jan 21, 2019 04:24
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For all the other parents on this forum, what was the moment when you realized the world is cruel and uncaring, and that you performed a selfish act by bringing new life into it?
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Jan 21, 2019 04:25
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Chichevache posted:For all the other parents on this forum, what was the moment when you realized the world is cruel and uncaring, and that you performed a selfish act by bringing new life into it?
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Jan 21, 2019 04:45
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Imagine betting against Touchdown Tom Brady, the Greatest Of All Time.
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Jan 21, 2019 04:46
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There’s still hope. She might still know a world where dad kissers never win the Super Bowl.
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Jan 21, 2019 04:49
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Just teach your daughter to accept satan into her life and all will be well
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Jan 21, 2019 05:10
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There will be that moment when Chichevache sees his daughter head off with her date, Benjamin Rein Brady.
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Jan 21, 2019 05:20
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Chichevache posted:I give up. The Patriots are the greatest ever and I know nothing about football. I counted out Touchdown Tom, and now the clock has struck 0. The bell tolls for me. Two Sam Adams-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Touchdown Tom.
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Jan 21, 2019 05:27
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Her dad is a cop so she’s hosed mate
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Jan 21, 2019 05:28
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Congratulations on becoming a father my man! I'm not crazy about the name though. Seriously, "Baby Chiche"? When she's older will you call her "Adolescent Chiche"? I feel like you didn't think this through
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Jan 21, 2019 05:39
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Her dad is a cop so she’s hosed mate
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Jan 21, 2019 05:39
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Her dad is a cop so she’s hosed mate No, that's what happens when your dad is Tom Brady.
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Jan 21, 2019 05:46
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My daughter had to endure Touchdown Tom losing to the Broncos (en route to them getting shitfucked by Seattle) on her first day home from the hospital. Another loss to the Broncos on her second birthday the year they beat Carolina. AND the Big Dick Nick incident. I am considering starting a GoFundMe for her suffering. On the other hand, she was there for "don't hand off to Lynch", 28-3, and the aforementioned Big Dick Nick incident, which are among the funniest Super Bowls I have ever seen. So maybe it's a wash. oh and congrats on having a kid, I guess
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Jan 21, 2019 05:48
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Chichevache posted:For all the other parents on this forum, what was the moment when you realized the world is cruel and uncaring, and that you performed a selfish act by bringing new life into it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dk0KqS2Pb4
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Jan 21, 2019 14:17
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1. congrats on bringing a new life into this hellworld 2. JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Her dad is a cop so she’s hosed mate
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As long as you don't open-mouth kiss her she'll be OK.
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