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Hmm, yes, your resume is impressive but tell me, how hard can you chill? To demonstrate how chill you are we'd like you to solve this puzzle. And by puzzle I mean a blank sheet of paper and some crayons have fun. I'm sewage flavored. |
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"where do you see yourself in five years?" "sitting in your crusty Sumo Lounge Bean Bag Chair®"
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interviewer: you have a choice between an amazing taqueria that makes really good tacos, and another taqueria that makes delicious burritos. my question is: why are you still here talking to me?
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No, sir, this hairstyle is basically my publc signature. I can assure you that it will not have any influence on my work, as I can easily bind it together using four to five hair ties, water and a really big towel. It only caught fire four times coming here due to it being stuck under a train, so it's not a big issue in the factory. |
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Feb 8, 2019 04:25
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"So that's the thread premise. What do you do?" "Well, before I post I would—" "Next." |
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Feb 8, 2019 14:25
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google THIS posted:"So that's the thread premise. What do you do?" |
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Feb 8, 2019 20:36
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google THIS posted:"So that's the thread premise. What do you do?" |
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Feb 8, 2019 21:52
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google THIS posted:"So that's the thread premise. What do you do?"
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Feb 8, 2019 21:53
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"What is your biggest fear?" Well that'd be a cascading failure of the economy leading to poverty, blackouts and the eventual collapse of society. "Something... work related" The company has a financial failure and leads... "Something related to your job, the economy and our finances are fine" Oh! I think I get it! The failure of chip manufacturers leading to my job being obsolete and... "Something you might actually run into, there's a follow up, how do you plan on dealing with it" oh... ... ... I guess I learn to forage for berries?
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"I consider myself to really be a people person" *unbuttons coat and shows that there are 15 people all huddled inside of it, constituting my body, one of them is operating a puppet that is my head*
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Feb 8, 2019 22:38
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"So what are your qualifications?" *unfurls 20 printed pages of probations from FYAD* |
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Feb 8, 2019 22:41
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glowing-fish posted:"I consider myself to really be a people person" |
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Feb 8, 2019 23:37
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Looks like right now we have openings for, uh...hmm...let's see, literally every frog and infinite kittens.
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Feb 9, 2019 02:19
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manero posted:"So what are your qualifications?" You're hired! |
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pixaal posted:"What is your biggest fear?" |
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Feb 10, 2019 07:03
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1tell me about a time you encountered work related hardship and how you dealt with it. 2this interview... haha... and definitely not by panicking and slamming my head against your desk... haha 1??? 2 *slams head against desk* 1!!! 2*sits back up, blood pouring from nose* ahhhhh geeeeeeeez... haha ---------------- |
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Feb 12, 2019 00:33
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You hire me should because wordsmith
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Feb 13, 2019 10:52
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This job requires a lot of travel, mostly to local restaurants where you'll think of new thread ideas while eating fast food.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Looks like right now we have openings for, uh...hmm...let's see, literally every frog and infinite kittens. quack ---------------- |
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get out ...and come back with some of your friends 
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Feb 13, 2019 17:33
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So, how do you feel about coupons . . . or . . . deals in general?
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when I was 18 I applied for a job clearing tables at a restaurant. did everything dad said, dropped off the filled-out application and asked to talk to the hiring manager. he sat me down and said "so, before i look this over, I always like to ask one question: why should I hire you?" i stammered out "uhh, because I really need a job". they didn't call me back 
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