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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967


Positions: Leftfielder and Designated Hitter
Bats: Left • Throws: Left
6-3, 245lb


2018 Double-A Stats:
.273/.336/.399
6 HR
36 RBI
1 SB


This year:

Tebow has an invite to Mets Spring Training this year. He will begin the season in Triple-A Syracuse. Tebow will be Rule 5 Draft eligible next winter. That means the Mets must either put him on their 40-man roster, or leave him exposed to the Rule 5 Draft, at which point another team could select him and put him on its MLB roster.

Instructional League: Home run in first at-bat
Regular season debut: Home run in first at-bat
First day in FSL after promotion: Home run in game 2 of doubleheader
Resist.
AA/2018 season debut: Home run in first at-bat
2019: TBD (Probably a Home run)



Highlights
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1017219091558526977

https://twitter.com/CoachLisle/status/851188421204754432



Athanatos fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Feb 26, 2019

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Excitement is high in whatever city the Mets play spring. Look at all these people who came out just to see Tebow play baseball. Amazing.




Our Favorite Tim came in as a defensive sub in the 5th:


His 1st AB of the season coming up the crowd goes BANANAS:
https://twitter.com/slake512/status/1099395539882442753

Next level Tim using some smart strategy to kick things off
https://twitter.com/MetsKevin11/status/1099397098183766018
1st AB: Bot 5th Ground out. Coming out swinging, not waiting on anything. He also did not wait to take over. It was executed perfectly, exactly like his detractors.

https://twitter.com/kellyiscursed/status/1099394526022516736

2nd AB: Bot 7th Ol' Tim Grounds out to 2nd base off the catchers glove


https://twitter.com/elliott_propes/status/1099402949602799616

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Feb 26, 2019

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Mr. Tebow got the start in left today. His first at bat right now:



2 outs.

2 RISP.

Fouls his 1st pitch off. Watches 2 balls.

3rd pitch SWINGS, CONTACT...DEEP.


Ohhhhh the centerfielder made a DIVING catch to rob him of an extra base hit.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967


Was not a banner day for the Teebster (Nickname not approved yet, pending)

https://twitter.com/BsbLifestyle__/status/1099813589010006017

Robbed of a 2RBI dub on his first AB, and popped out with 2 runners on in his 2nd AB.

Interview:

https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1099785644254072834

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

You have a sickness.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

This is the worst thread currently active on the Something Awful dot com Comedy Forums.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Voted 5 and followed. You are doing God's work, my good goonsire.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
https://twitter.com/SteveGelbs/status/1096866548231356423

"You’re always going to have critics and naysayers and people that are going to tell you that you won’t, that you can’t, that you shouldn’t. Most of those people are the people that didn’t, that wouldn’t, that couldn’t."

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967


if he plays tebow will come off THe bench today In the third game of SprIng training. after yeSterdAy he will look to bounce back and not make any eRrors when they play the hoUSton tEam.



:siren: Update: P̡anja̷n͞d̷r͞u̵m Tebow did not play today. Day of rest after h̡i̶s other hard played games. The fans and whelps will be disappointed but there will be other games :siren:


Have an interview from the guy who robbed Tebow's hit yesterday:
https://twitter.com/MaineBatCo/status/1100113634615799808

Major League Baseball's official Twitter account posted a clip captioned "Tim Tebow was robbed." Other outlets followed suit, focusing solely on the Heisman Trophy winner and two-time national championship quarterback.

"It's whatever," said Straw, the speedy center fielder regarded as Houston's best minor league outfield defender. "They can say whatever they want, but at the end of the day, I made the catch so that's all that matters to me."

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
is this an ARG

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Can't wait to play Tim Tebow's Ground Out and Grit coming to the Sega Dreamcast in 2021

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


The Walrus posted:

is this an ARG

he's just glitching out, you have to take out the cartridge and blow on it from time to time

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

If you're lost you can look and you will find Jesus
Tim after Tim
A fly ball he will catch it, he'll be waiting
Tim after Tim

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Tebow was on absolute FIRE today, 2 hits in 3 ABs. He's been resting for the Mets, this is his first action in a while. T̢h̨e͠r҉e͢ ẁas ͏peace.̨ ̀The͝r̷e ͏įs cón̕t̸ról. Mets manager Mickey Callaway came out today and said, "Tim could be a big help out there and him combined with our other young guys, might be a great link in the chain for us on the way to out future." Per Anthony DiComo of MLB.com, Tebow was 1-for-18 in Grapefruit League action a season ago. So, while he’ll need to do more to ever fulfill the MLB aspirations, Tebow is making progress.

Hit #1 on the day:


https://twitter.com/Mets/status/1102659066676105216

And hit #2 in the 6th, t͜his ͏o̴ne̛:


https://twitter.com/bradfo/status/1102666488358551554

In the fourth inning of Monday’s game with the Boston Red Sox, Tebow blooped a ball into the outfield off of pitcher Mike Shawaryn. It fell just beyond the reach of centerfielder Gorkys Hernandez, landing for a single. He͢ exec͠u̕ted the̴ l̸e̡a̧d̷er҉s ͞o͞f e̸n͟ęm͏y t͡r͜i̴bes ́w̴hi͞le̛ ͢in̴còr̨po҉r҉ating̸ ͘tḩę ͠reḿain̛i̵n͟g̷ membe̴r̡s ͜i͜ņt̀o ̶h͢is cl̴an.̀ In this case, Hernandez had Tebow shaded to the left field side of second. Tebow took advantage. While it may not look like much, hitting away from the defense is always good to see.


General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Without irony, I think getting to the level of mediocre AA singles hitter over the course of a couple of years while basically starting from scratch at age 29 is pretty impressive.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

The Walrus posted:

is this an ARG

i know whenever i see tebow swing all I can say is "arg"

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
gently caress Tim Tebow

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Tim tebow loving sucks at baseball but the Mets suck more

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