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Rent to own pets! Genetically modify your own monstrosity! Ice cream Tuesdays! Look at this weird cat!
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google THIS posted:We have a "deluxe" petting zoo. Less than 50% goats.
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Mar 3, 2019 23:13
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I'll be honest, the goats are a major selling point. They like to climb on things.
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Mar 4, 2019 00:34
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Idea: Every zoo visitor gets to pet a byob-approved pet before entering and leaving the perimeter. |
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Mar 4, 2019 00:55
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Now with real Goblins!
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Mar 4, 2019 18:37
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There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be a zoo animal! |
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Mar 5, 2019 08:40
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Nightly animal dick-measuring show |
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Mar 5, 2019 08:42
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Animals sculpted from plant matter for the vegan crowd |
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Mar 5, 2019 08:46
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Animals sculpted from plant matter for the vegan crowd we should make a cow out of ground beef it can go in the same exhibit: for the carnivores it's only fair
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Mar 5, 2019 15:19
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A large parade balloon of a lion. Have it wander through town all day every day.
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Mar 5, 2019 15:29
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Lion parade balloon has a speaker that just chants the word "zoo" over and over.
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Mar 5, 2019 16:07
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super sweet best pal posted:Lion parade balloon has a speaker that just chants the word "zoo" over and over. so nightmare fuel this is brilliant we'll get the kids to dream of the zoo so they beg their parents to go in the morning! now we just need a lion...
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Mar 5, 2019 16:09
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Man walks to door of his apartment balcony in shirt and underwear. Highball glass in hand. Lion balloon floats past chanting "zoo". Man is enlightened. He suddenly takes on life with a renewed energy. Gains promotion at work. Lives a generally fulfilling life. Sadly, he doesn't go to the zoo.
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Mar 5, 2019 16:15
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super sweet best pal posted:Lion parade balloon has a speaker that just chants the word "zoo" over and over. |
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Mar 5, 2019 16:21
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(Commercial opens on two guys in an apartment. They appear to be your typical bachelor flatmates except they are sitting straight upright in a pair of kitchen chairs and their complexion is unusually pale.) Guy 1: I am bored. That is a human emotion. Guy 2: Hoo. Boy. Me too. My life lacks stimulation. Guy 1: Hey. I know. We could go to...(slowly turns head toward camera but otherwise remains perfectly still)...the zoo. Guy 2: The...(also turns toward camera)...zoo? Guy 1: Yes. The zoo. That would be pleasing. The zoo. Guy 2. The zoo. Both: Zoo. Zoo. Zoo. (They continue to chant, gradually becoming louder, as they slowly rise from their chairs and walk toward the camera. They reach out, and it almost seems like their hands are beginning to emerge from the screen when there is a sudden jolt of static and it cuts to a different commercial.) |
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Mar 5, 2019 17:43
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google THIS posted:(Commercial opens on two guys in an apartment. They appear to be your typical bachelor flatmates except they are sitting straight upright in a pair of kitchen chairs and their complexion is unusually pale.) Long live the zoo flesh |
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Mar 5, 2019 18:10
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"We found a cache of these in an old publishing warehouse. We can give them out to guests." Pries open a crate and a ton of magazines from the 90s come spilling out. "I never thought it was true! I saw the commercials as a kid but my parents never..." gasped the manager as he reached down to grab the kids' magazines, "ZOOBOOKS!"
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Mar 6, 2019 02:35
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All-you-can-eat pellet Tuesdays |
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Mar 6, 2019 03:29
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the cow says "oink"
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Mar 6, 2019 15:19
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zoo where everyone gets dosed with the scary juice from Batman Begins |
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Mar 6, 2019 15:49
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Lions at a zoo are four times more likely to start smoking bad quality weed than lions in wildlife who generally only buy top quality locally supported weed from local small antilope businesses |
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Mar 6, 2019 15:52
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Ylvis Night or What the gently caress do the Stinking Norwegians Know About Animal Calls Anyway??
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