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Punk da Bundo

by FactsAreUseless
*stretching quads on my driveway before going on a jog, at the same time I know my neighbor is gonna get the garbage* hey George ! just stretching ...before I jog . I wanna be more fit , ya know ? wife says I’m becoming a bit of a slouch ! just stretching the ol quads and hammies.... *George politely smiles and waves , we both know as soon as I’m out of sight and jog into the park I’m gonna walk the whole thing*

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Hey, you! Yeah you, the guy with the pruning shears! Get over here, you're part of my household now!

Finger Prince


Check out how quietly I can walk around, no hard soled shoes in this apartment! Yeah your loud parties might seem impressive but check out my never having visitors. Heh, screaming arguments? How quaint. Try a little restraint. I don't even have a dog to bark at strangers in the hall or all day when I'm not at home. 5 years and I've never spoken more than a dozen words to anyone in this building, top that neighbor. At least I assume you're my neighbor. Or possibly just Airbnb guest, just like every other unit. At least I rent.

FutonForensic

oh this? *snort* yeah that's my novelty garden gnome. got his lil wang out 'n' everything. huh? it's from Spencer's. I guess you could think of it as the ultimate boutique for the Alternative lifestyle. Yeah. S-P-E-N-C-E-R-apostrophe-S. Great posters. Oh, mine? Boondock Saints quotes. Excuse me? It's more than "pretty good," you piece of poo poo


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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**courtesy flushes**

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Splatmaster posted:

**courtesy flushes**

For the last time, you cant sneak into my house and use my bathroom

Punk da Bundo

by FactsAreUseless

FutonForensic posted:

oh this? *snort* yeah that's my novelty garden gnome. got his lil wang out 'n' everything. huh? it's from Spencer's. I guess you could think of it as the ultimate boutique for the Alternative lifestyle. Yeah. S-P-E-N-C-E-R-apostrophe-S. Great posters. Oh, mine? Boondock Saints quotes. Excuse me? It's more than "pretty good," you piece of poo poo

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FutonForensic posted:

oh this? *snort* yeah that's my novelty garden gnome. got his lil wang out 'n' everything. huh? it's from Spencer's. I guess you could think of it as the ultimate boutique for the Alternative lifestyle. Yeah. S-P-E-N-C-E-R-apostrophe-S. Great posters. Oh, mine? Boondock Saints quotes. Excuse me? It's more than "pretty good," you piece of poo poo

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