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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
30 Years ago, some nerd at CERN wrote to his supervisors about a revolutionary idea to keep track of their work. It would later be weaponized against an unwary populace, through Anime and Web Forums, culminating in the existential hellworld we exist now where truth is subjective.

Here's An A-Z list of fun websites that doesn't include Fark or SA but has Strongbad and Dril.

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redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
the internet was a mistake :toot:

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
someone should make a birthday card for the internet.

may i suggest the goatse man's anus with a party horn sticking out of it :goatsecx: :toot:

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
In the years I have been online I went from "do not believe anything anyone on the Internet says" in 1992 (thanks, IRC) to "stop being so cynical, people generally want to help" in 2002 (thanks, Wikipedia) and back to "do not believe anything anyone on the Internet says" in 2012 (thanks, literally everything)

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


redm posted:

the internet was a mistake :toot:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Thank you, Web.

You’ve made serial killers less prevalent by connecting them with other weird sexual deviants.

However you’ve also made those deviants think their behavior is totally normal and not weird. Now they meet up at conventions and make entire towns stink for a week.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


FilthyImp posted:

30 Years ago, some nerd at CERN wrote to his supervisors about a revolutionary idea to keep track of their work. It would later be weaponized against an unwary populace, through Anime and Web Forums, culminating in the existential hellworld we exist now where truth is subjective.

Here's An A-Z list of fun websites that doesn't include Fark or SA but has Strongbad and Dril.

This is fake news. There isn't any porn on that list.

Edit, Oh there is. My bad.

underthecube
Dec 5, 2018
just enough time to raise an entire generation, whoopee!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
You're the man now, dawg

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

You're the man now, dawg

could you not, this thread is not something that you just dump something on, its not a big truck

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Can you imagine how many genitals you have seen bc of the internet and how many less you might have seen without it? What a world!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Who would of thunkit that granddad found love on the Opera lovers forum on his Macintosh Performa computer. Thanks world wide web!

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
All I found was grandpas tootin each other's french horns if you know what I mean.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
somebody please go back in time and prevent this from happening

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

redm posted:

the internet was a mistake :toot:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Part of the Dead Gay Forum Webring

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i'll have the biggest slice of cake

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

redm posted:

could you not, this thread is not something that you just dump something on, its not a big truck

My apologies, I had forgotten that the internet is a series of tubes.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

FilthyImp posted:

30 Years ago, some nerd at CERN wrote to his supervisors about a revolutionary idea to keep track of their work. It would later be weaponized against an unwary populace, through Anime and Web Forums, culminating in the existential hellworld we exist now where truth is subjective.

Here's An A-Z list of fun websites that doesn't include Fark or SA but has Strongbad and Dril.

Fark is mentioned as miss congeniality under Flickr



quote:

vBulletin

vBulletin wasn’t the first or the only software to run web forums, but it was a favorite. Even in the age of Facebook, forums are still an essential strata of the web. They’re places where topic-specific communities gather to talk, argue, and (unfortunately) plot. vBulletin made it easier to create, manage, and moderate those communities. One devious setting called “Tachy Goes to Coventry” put a user on a global ignore list without alerting them that nobody was seeing what they were typing. It’s an effective moderation technique because sometimes it was easier to let somebody shout into a void than to tell them to shut up.

Other favorites: Vine, vlogs

"Tachy goes to Coventry" has just been recruited into my personal lexicon

dee eight fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Mar 12, 2019

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Thank you XVIDEO and PornHub

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Edgar posted:

Who would of thunkit that granddad found love on the Opera lovers forum on his Macintosh Performa computer. Thanks world wide web!
8 megs of ram?! She knew he was a *power user

(Had a huge thick dick like a pringles can)

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
I met my wife on the internet. Good for me, bad for her. So, yeah, kind of a wash.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mirage posted:

I met my wife on the internet. Good for me, bad for her. So, yeah, kind of a wash.
tricked her good! :tipshat:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
30 years of making people stupid, it really shows.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

without the internet the flat earth movement wouldnt be where it is today

the_enduser
May 1, 2006

They say the user lives outside the net.



Oh God what have they done.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I heard the internet makes you stupid :mrwhite:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
The internet will be fuckin' a hundred before we get xenforo!!!!

Get well soon lowtax

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


It's the internet's birthday today, and it's turning 30!


That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!


*every racist, hate group, conspiracy theorist, cultist, troll, furry, fetishist, idiot, gross person, toxic person, scammer, and serial killer from every corner of the web come in with everything for a HUGE party*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Internet, your mother and I would like to talk to you.
We're getting older, and, well, we'd like to enjoy our own space.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Congregation is the best thing that has happened to this world.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

lothar_
Sep 11, 2001

Don't Date Robots!

redm posted:

the internet was a mistake :toot:

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This was predicted by science fiction authors since before there was was electricity.

Look, now we have to deal with it. Can you imagine what a kids life is like always having the internet? This is the new reality.

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