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Gonna buy my friends a pizza and drop it off because I love them!!!
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hamjobs posted:Gonna buy my friends a pizza and drop it off because I love them!!! the classic order a pizza delivery for someone else prank, but you've prepaid for the pizza + tip
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Mar 15, 2019 02:24
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Buy a round of beer but ask the bartender to pour them badly.
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Mar 15, 2019 06:04
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buy a round of "clear" and everyone gets water or a round of gruyere
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Mar 15, 2019 07:03
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You go to a big park and release 3 pigs with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them. Then also on each of the 3 pigs you attach an envelope that says "Don't worry, there's not a pig marked #3. Have a great day!" Also there's a twenty dollar bill in each envelope. Also the pigs talk and grant wishes.
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Mar 15, 2019 15:34
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Jolo posted:You go to a big park and release 3 pigs with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them. Then also on each of the 3 pigs you attach an envelope that says "Don't worry, there's not a pig marked #3. Have a great day!" Also there's a twenty dollar bill in each envelope. Also the pigs talk and grant wishes. and when you hug them you get coins |
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Mar 15, 2019 19:28
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I'm gonna hold the door open for E V E R Y O N E
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Mar 15, 2019 21:47
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hamjobs posted:I'm gonna hold the door open for E V E R Y O N E (Holding the door trying to coax some piegons into the Chilis) |
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Mar 15, 2019 21:57
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vanisher posted:(Holding the door trying to coax some piegons into the Chilis) let the building eat you |
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Mar 16, 2019 00:22
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opioid agonist posted:let the building eat you
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Mar 16, 2019 01:23
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replacing my coworker's computer mouse with an actual mouse. well not a live one but a cute little plushie. also stealing the laptop and replacing it with an actual live puppy |
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Mar 16, 2019 01:51
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vanisher posted:(Holding the door trying to coax some piegons into the Chilis) I would absolutely bring pigeons into the Chili's because they are great on bottomless margarita night
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Mar 16, 2019 02:06
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SciFiDownBeat posted:replacing my coworker's computer mouse with an actual mouse. well not a live one but a cute little plushie. also stealing the laptop and replacing it with an actual live puppy Steal the desk and replace it with a bed tray and replace the chair with a bed Replace the office with a comfy room in a fancy hotel Surprise vacation!!!!
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Mar 16, 2019 02:07
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Getting a couple rolls of quarters and walk about downtown adding time to people's meters. Ha-ha, a clever jape indeed. |
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Mar 16, 2019 03:58
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Posting a dad joke |
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Mar 16, 2019 05:03
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hamjobs posted:I would absolutely bring pigeons into the Chili's because they are great on bottomless margarita night for a moment I was reading bottomless totally different than the way you intended |
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Mar 16, 2019 06:34
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Bacon Taco posted:for a moment I was reading bottomless totally different than the way you intended How do you know 
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Mar 16, 2019 09:18
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Bacon Taco posted:for a moment I was reading bottomless totally different than the way you intended Buttonless
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Mar 16, 2019 12:55
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I like my margaritas bone-in, thanks! |
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vanisher posted:Posting a dad joke Laughing about this dad joke
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