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On a surprisingly dark episode of the animated series The Office Babies, Li’l Jim convinces the Babysitter that Li’l Dwight ran away to try to find where Donkey Kong lives. Panicked, the Babysitter gathers up the Office Babies and begins driving around town looking for Li’l Dwight. Meanwhile, Li’l Dwight is locked in the toy box and the air is beginning to run out…
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Apr 27, 2024 15:21
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Jim, floppily blacked out on day six of a clown gas bender, hides the corpse of Soleil Moon Frye in Dwight’s fully operational antique 1940’s refrigerator in an apparent reference to a television show Dwight has never seen. Dwight calls the police. “It happened again. No, it’s Soleil Moon Frye this time, in the fridge. It was Gary Coleman last time. Yeah I have no idea what he’s thinking with this one, but that giant nitrous tank he’s constantly huffing off of can’t be doing his mental health any favors”.
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Apr 27, 2024 16:30
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Jim pays Gary Coleman to spring out from under Dwight's desk and bite Dwight on the penis.
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Apr 27, 2024 16:32
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Taffy Jr. posted:Jim pays Gary Coleman to spring out from under Dwight's desk and syphon out all the piss from the penis.
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Apr 27, 2024 19:59
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Jim sacrifices the soul of his firstborn and secondborn for good measure to Satan in exchange for unlimited pranking power. Soon Dwight finds his stapler encased in jello.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:21
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Things are getting frisky in the bedroom at Schrute Farms. "Give me the big D, Big D," says Angela flirtatiously from the bed. Dwight eagerly removes his underwear, only to find his dick and balls encased in Jello.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:26
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Jim traps Dwight in a neverending Hell of his design by convincing him to both A) play Monopoly and B) agree to a house rule where extra money is placed on the “Free Parking” space.
Gatto Grigio fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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Apr 28, 2024 12:22
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Jim suggest that the whole office go to a new “quirky and fun” restaurant for lunch. He even offers to pay! Unfortunately it’s one of those restaurants where they insult you, and Jim has tipped off the waiters that “everybody here is really into edgy humor, like Dane Cook”. When Dwight complains about the waiter calling him a “greasy German bastard who would have been sailing a U-boat up Lady Liberty’s rear end if the Kaiser asked him to”, Jim says that he’s paying for the meal so everybody should just shut the gently caress up and enjoy it. That same waiter then eyes up Jim. “Thanks, pal. Say, you’re not so bad for a guy stuck in a dead end job who uses pranks to pretend you’re better than everyone else around you. All of your dreams, dead, you sit at the same desk you’ve been at for years and day to yourself ‘this year for sure, I’ll start up that sports marketing company!’ But it never happens, does it? Nah, and it never will. Then let’s look at your marriage. You stole her away from her fiancé and, deep down, you’re terrified she’s going to leave you for another guy, right? After all, it happened once! Maybe you’re more like Roy than you think? Maybe Pam’s already bored of you and flirting with a new guy, and he can’t wait for you to slip up enough to make a move. Sound about right, big guy?” As the waiter walks off, Jim is dumbfounded. He turns to Creed and asks if he heard all that. “Sorry, Tim, I’m a little busy with these Wing a Ding Boneless Wings, I didn’t hear a thing.” A different waiter brings them their check and Jim apologizes for ever bringing them there. In a talking head segment Kevin says he’s grateful Jim did it, because it was the wake-up call he needed to realize his weight was becoming a problem.
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Apr 28, 2024 13:38
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Jim finds it more difficult to prank the lower his credibility is from people being tied of his poo poo, but he can still get a similar feeling from strangling people.
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Apr 28, 2024 13:44
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Jim starts experimenting with strangling himself (Jim)
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Apr 28, 2024 13:49
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Jim crawls into Dwight's bedroom upside down on the ceiling and then turns his head around directly above Dwight.
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Apr 28, 2024 14:36
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:Jim starts experimenting with strangling himself (Dwight)
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Apr 28, 2024 18:18
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