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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Its called Porkin' and it goes like this:

Porkin’ got my chips cashed in. Keep porkin’, like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line, just keep porkin’ on.

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street.
Chicago, New York, Detroit and it's all on the same street.
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings.

Dallas, got a soft machine; Houston, too close to New Orleans,
New York's got the ways and means; but just won't let you be, oh no.

Most of the cats that you meet on the streets speak of true love,
Most of the time they're sittin' and cryin' at home.
One of these days they know they better get goin'
Out of the door and down on the streets all alone.

Porkin’, like the do-dah man. Once told me "You've got to play your hand"
Sometimes your cards ain't worth a dime, if you don't lay'em down,

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it's been.

What in the world ever became of sweet Jane?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same
Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine,
All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?"

Porkin’, up to Buffalo. Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow
Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep porkin’ on.

Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window.
Got a tip they're gonna kick the door in again
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel,
But if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in.

Busted, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowlin' pin.
Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin. They just won't let you be, oh no.

You're sick of hangin' around and you'd like to travel,
Get tired of travelin' and you want to settle down.
I guess they can't revoke your soul for tryin',
Get out of the door and light out and look all around.

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it's been.

Porkin’, I'm a goin' home. Whoa whoa baby, back where I belong,
Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back porkin’ on.

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

This is more of a poem

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

dr.acula posted:

This is more of a poem

pretend me and a bunch of my fat friends are strummin and drummin while I sing the poem

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
and BY THE WAY whatever mod changed my avatar, IM NOT THE ONE BUYING IT! Go tell them they suck jerks

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
though frankly i thought it was amazing and am glad I got to see it oncfe before it went away forever

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Thank you

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I rate this song four patchoulis out of five

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
thx

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I give it 50%, but ONLY because I was expecting an actual PERFORMANCE of the song, and not just the lyrics typed out. What am I, OP? Some kind of sucker that reads? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SUCKS, OP!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Vietnamwees posted:

I give it 50%, but ONLY because I was expecting an actual PERFORMANCE of the song, and not just the lyrics typed out. What am I, OP? Some kind of sucker that reads? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SUCKS, OP!

Learn to read bro. The thread title says I "WROTE" a new song, not I "SUNG" a new song.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Pretty good song, OP!




UPDATE: It turns out I had the OP confused for the 1983 hit song song "Blue Monday" by New Order. Sorry everyone.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
*bites knuckle*

This speaks to my soul.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

gently caress off, gurf

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
You rhymed "street" with "street".

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4tQGd65bqc

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
porkinsville
porkinsville
there ain't no place i'd rather pork
baby won't you carry me
back to porkinsville

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
escaping through the porky fields i came across a porky space
it trembled and exporked, left a bus stop in its place
the bus came by and i got on
that's when it all began
cowboy porkins at the wheel
on a bus to porkyworkyland

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qkveav/drone-factory-farm-pig-feces-lakes

Called up for some coupony
Gonna get some scrapple money
Fill my toast with some eggy

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Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Porkin on a doo wah...hmm

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