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Twelve Batmans posted:Is it periwinkle? Periwinkle's kinda gay. What's the gayest car color? It's counterintuitive, but I'm gonna say it's Gray.
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christmas boots posted:What's the gayest car color? Silver. The straightest color is bright green but due to the chemicals in water there haven't been a lot of straight people around so you don't see green cars much.
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When I was pretty young I remember my parents talking about money or something at dinner with my aunt and uncle and my mom jokingly tells my dad he should be a prostitute. He says I don't think I'd get much money selling my body. She says you would if you sold it by the pound!! my dad was fat
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Mar 27, 2019 00:15
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lol i like your mom
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Last Chance posted:Actually wait, my mom does like to refer to the cat on her lap as her "black hairy pussy" that's kind of similar 
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Mar 27, 2019 11:41
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Squack McQuack posted:My dad spent weeks talking about how my new car is a gay color. "Oh, what a thpecial color. What a pretty car. Ooooo."
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My last conversation with my mother revolved around her getting scam calls from spoofed numbers that were the same area code as her cellphone, but she has moved out of that area so she doesn't actually know anyone from that area who would be calling her anymore. She picks up or tries to call them back. I told her not to do that, they're scammers. She says she just wants to tell them to take her off their list. I made clear they are international scammers and all she's doing is demonstrating that her number is active and in use by someone, so she's just going to receive more scam calls. She argues that if she tells them to remove her number from their list, they have to stop. I tell her they're criminals and they're not going to. She doesn't think I know what I'm talking about. She's only 61. *sigh*
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Private Cumshoe posted:Are you Lindsay Bluth Mom also likes to say “your appearance is a gift you give the world,” which chaps my sister even though she’s as self centered as a gyroscope and won’t buy makeup that costs less than powdered gold. It’s Bluthey for sure.
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Mar 27, 2019 21:44
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"I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA" -- my dad, loving my mom in the vag missionary while she's loving him in the rear end with this 2 ft long strapon
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Mar 27, 2019 22:25
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:"I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA" can you please MS paint how you think this would go
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Mar 27, 2019 22:31
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:"I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA" xan kriegor must be a pretty cool dad
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Statutory Ape posted:can you please MS paint how you think this would go I get what you're trying to point out but you can do a lot with a 2 feet long strap-on. do not disregard that fact
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Squack McQuack posted:My dad spent weeks talking about how my new car is a gay color. "Oh, what a thpecial color. What a pretty car. Ooooo." Tell him you like it even more now because it reminds you of him. Backhand that fucker.
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My mom had me look up a Guns'n'Roses video for her on my phone. She has her own tablet, but it's only for Jehovah's Witness Watchtower stuff, and she thought it would be sacrilegious to watch Welcome to the Jungle on it. Equal parts lame and cool. I guess.
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"I'll give you hundreds of dollars to fix your car [im out of a job and have no money right now] but I won't give you any money for gas or groceries"
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Mar 29, 2019 08:07
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lol what kind of a loser keeps in touch with their parents
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HerraS posted:lol what kind of a loser keeps in touch with their parents Loser with a Weegee board.
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Don’t teach your mom any more phrases of the hip urban youth op lol. She’ll think she has found the treasure of her youth every time she recites them.
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