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you all come up here oh so confident with your "premises".
oh, yeah, real cool stuff man. i'm super impressed. NOT. the last 6 guys all had "premises" too! how 'bout you go back to joke school and get some new material!
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y'know, actually, maybe i was too harsh. i'm really ready to hear you out now that i've had some time to think, and really, y'know, sit with that "premise" of yours
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Mar 27, 2019 08:49
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one of the better premises i've seen here was a snail with human titties
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Mar 27, 2019 11:58
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My joksters are not all the same. One is big and the other one is small, one is even hairy!!
gee goons are great! how come you get to have three jokesters?
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Mar 27, 2019 13:39
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gee goons are great! how come you get to have three jokesters?
byob has a special (read: not a coupon or a deal, we don't do those here) where you get 3 jokesters for $10 or you can get 4 for $15
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Mar 27, 2019 13:45
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You can also get 3 for the price of three, or even upgrade to a fourth one for the surcharge of only one more! No coupons or deals though
yeah i prefer my merchandise in 6pack form so usually i'll pick up 6 for $50 and save some cash in the process
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Mar 27, 2019 14:00
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hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.
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Mar 27, 2019 14:29
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hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.
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Mar 27, 2019 14:39
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hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.
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Mar 27, 2019 14:39
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hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.
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Mar 27, 2019 14:42
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don't spend too much time thinking about the premises, try focusing on the postmises instead
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Mar 27, 2019 15:19
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chased out of the premises for tagging punchlines everywhere
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Mar 27, 2019 15:48
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baby boy mice are pre-meeses with _______
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Mar 27, 2019 18:40
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fireballs
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Don't worry, I always joke responsibly. I even took the Prem Premise Pledge.
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