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male astronaut to female astronaut: I put on my space suit the same way you do, one dick at a time
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Just want to let everyone know, in case they don't follow the news, that this thread was based on a thing that actually happened. There was supposed to be an all-female spacewalk featuring two women astronauts, for the first time in history, but they couldn't do it, because they didn't have enough suits for women. They only had one, and they needed two. The part that is made up is that the man space suit has a dick hole in it. That's the funny part. It does not have a dick hole in it. It has a penis sheath, or "codpiece," if you will. ---------------- |
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Apr 20, 2019 14:12
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cda posted:
Armstrong: I insist, sir, that my manhood be pampered with only the finest of penis sheaths!
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Apr 20, 2019 14:47
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"Uh Houston, we only have one pink suit.the rest are for boys only." |
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Apr 20, 2019 17:42
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Technically they did have a unisex space suit, but the boys didn't want to have to wear it after the girls because cooties. |
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Apr 20, 2019 20:53
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When you think about it the penis sheath is just an extended clitoris sheath |
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Apr 24, 2019 05:17
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Drink-Mix Man posted:When you think about it the penis sheath is just an extended clitoris sheath Mods clearly asleep wtf Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Apr 24, 2019 |
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Apr 24, 2019 05:29
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Progressive hipster spacesuit just didnt include the crotch part, has a label there with a man, woman, and alien symbol that says "Whatever, just wash your hands." |
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Apr 24, 2019 05:50
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Why do women always leave to go into space together? Having a nice conversation, eating some ice cream, and boom, they all leave to go into space at the same time. What gives? You can't space walk alone? |
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Apr 24, 2019 19:32
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If only men could have a partner to go to space with. 
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Apr 24, 2019 20:03
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I'm a spacecel |
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Apr 24, 2019 21:56
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The virgin male astronaut vs. the chad female astronaut |
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Apr 24, 2019 22:28
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real question if i cut holes where the tits would be does that make them hard |
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May 24, 2019 15:27
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ashrum3 posted:real question if i cut holes where the tits would be does that make them hard Does it make what hard |
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May 24, 2019 16:23
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ashrum3 posted:real question if i cut holes where the tits would be does that make them hard cda posted:Does it make what hard I think I understand what's going on here. The chest/torso part of a typical EVA space suit is actually a "hard" element of the suit's construction.  Here is an example of the interior vessel of the NASA EVA Suit called the Hard Upper Torso. What forums user ashrum3 has asked is that, while there is no need (as there is plenty of room in the Hard Upper Torso for a variety of body types) would cutting holes in the Hard Upper Torso where a woman's breasts would be would would result in a loss of integrity to its structure. It is conceivable that removing enough material from any solid structure will result in a lack of structural integrity and eventual deformation of the structure due to extant forces. Obviously structural deformation is not a desirable trait in a "hard" construction. Given this, while is is possible that material removed from the structure will eventually compromise its integrity, if such a removal is necessary the compromised performance may still fall under acceptable tolerances. As tit holes are not necessary, however, the question is moot and serves as nothing more than a thought experiment.
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May 24, 2019 17:02
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Help, we don't have enough female spacesuits for an all woman spacewalk! Help, we don't have enough female spacecrew support members to perform the female spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough male spacecrew support members to perform the female spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female astronaut spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female astronaut spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female astronauts spaceflight! Help, and we'll help, we'll help, we'll help, we'll help, we'll help, we'll help... Help Spacecraft have women, men, men, man, and men. They need women, they need men, not just for safety reasons but also to support the men. I know what a hard pill this is to swallow, but let me tell you what is most important: No men. |
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May 24, 2019 17:05
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Farecoal posted:Help, we don't have enough female spacesuits for an all woman spacewalk! Help, we don't have enough female spacecrew support members to perform the female spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough male spacecrew support members to perform the female spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female astronaut spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female astronaut spaceflight! Help, we don't have enough female astronaut support members to perform the female astronauts spaceflight! Help, and we'll help, we'll help, we'll help, we'll help, we'll help, we'll help... tough but fair
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May 24, 2019 17:18
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True equality there
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Farecoal posted:
Finally, a message I can stand behind. |
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