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Resting Lich Face posted:Hey! It's good that way. It's not so much a faux pas, more like getting mayo for your fries. Like, it's fine to do it, but it kind of shows you've been hanging around with white folk/foreigners. And it's totally good that way. |
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Look man, live your best life, but it is a little suspicious how you only update your dog’s Instagram on a monthly basis |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 16:23 |
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Just before Moonrise watching In Living Color reruns: **laughing rear end off** After Moonrise watching In Living Color reruns: **laughing rear end off** |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 17:50 |
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Getting tired of deleting the entire Ben Folds Five discography off of my phone. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 18:15 |
*wake up after another rough full moon phase* *hungry; kale salads just don't fill you up* *go to fridge* *it's full of IPAs* |
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 20:43 |
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Thriller, except Michael Jackson transforms into late stage Michael Jackson. |
# ? Apr 10, 2019 00:46 |
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 00:57 |
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The one white person who really isn't privileged, and nobody will believe them. |
# ? Apr 10, 2019 01:30 |
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Some call it a curse, but growing up and living in small town England, I saw it as one day a month that I finally wouldn't be different. Not that coloured fella. Unfortunately the kind of white person I turned into was Polish. |
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roomforthetuna posted:I tried to keep away from society by having the police lock me up, but when the full moon came around they just let me out.
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 01:58 |
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roomforthetuna posted:The one white person who really isn't privileged, and nobody will believe them. |
# ? Apr 10, 2019 02:25 |
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It was socially acceptable to be rapping along to the lyrics of that song before moonrise but you went and made it awkward for everyone afterwards and now everyone’s looking at you in a bad way. N-bombs do AE damage... Roll for initiative |
# ? Apr 10, 2019 02:54 |
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How do you catch whitecanthropy anyway? Do you have to get bitten by a white person? Or do they have to invite you over to try some of their home brewed porter? |
# ? Apr 10, 2019 03:09 |
The true cause of whitecanthropy is unknown but research points to ingestion of a poorly seasoned dish inexplicably described as spicy. | |
# ? Apr 10, 2019 03:11 |
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Splatmaster posted:It was socially acceptable to be rapping along to the lyrics of that song before moonrise but you went and made it awkward for everyone afterwards and now everyone’s looking at you in a bad way.
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 19:34 |
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mods, I'm certain this is a goldmine
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# ? Apr 10, 2019 20:34 |
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So me and the crew, Sanchez, Raj, Tyrone, we're talking about heading down to Cancun once school lets out. Sanchez' mom works for Marriott and can get us a good deal on a hotel. It's getting late, I can see the moon starting to come out. And then the conversation starts getting weird. Tyrone is like "dudes, what about going to Europe instead?" First of all, Tyrone never calls anyone dude, plural or not. I'm like, I dunno man, it sounds expensive. Then Raj pipes up, "it doesn't have to be, we can stay in hostels! Like, dorms!" So I ask, what part of Europe we talking about? Sanchez says "man, all of it, we can take trains. I speak a little Spanish." At this point I'm going, you guys are really serious about this? And they're looking at me like, yeah, all eager and poo poo. I don't know what the gently caress is going on. I'm thinking maybe it's the blunts we've been smoking. I start thinking I might be pulling a whitey because the room starts to spin and I start getting tunnel vision... I'm thinking the crew must be feeling the same way because those motherfuckers are looking pretty ashy... And I pass out. . . . When I come to, I've got a 85 liter backpack, some devil sticks (what the gently caress are devil sticks), my hair done up in a drat bun, and Sanchez texting me about flights to loving Paris... What. The. gently caress. |
# ? Apr 11, 2019 00:19 |
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"Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her butt." At first I don't think much of the cheesy 90's anthem some joker picked on the jukebox, until I take a glance out the window and see what's rising in the sky. "No," I whisper. "Not here. Not now." But it's too late. By the time Sir Mix-a-Lot come in with "I like big butts and I can not lie!" I'm on my feet, inexplicably piss drink, and loudly rapping along. Another white guy stands up and joins me. God help us both, we shoot each other finger guns and maintain them throughout the whole drat song. |
# ? Apr 11, 2019 01:04 |
google THIS posted:"Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her butt." |
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:59 |
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google THIS posted:piss drink i don't know if this is a typo or not |
# ? Apr 11, 2019 05:06 |
I mean Bear Grylls is white. | |
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 05:37 |
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You can hide from a whitecanthrope easily enough - just hide yourself against a background that matches your clothing, they've convinced themselves that they don't see colour.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 11:51 |
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Farecoal posted:i don't know if this is a typo or not It's very healthy, especially if it's from a pregnant woman. It's right up there with acupuncture and hell, almost as good as cupping therapy! (drat you sun, rise, rise!) |
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